Stupid Made Easy! [NSFW]

Damage control after a worker put his balls on the dough.

I am a very hard and dedicate worker. I work at a racino in Monroe and gas station in Dayton. I work in the service industry. During my downtime, I often would post on Journal de la Reyna about the most stupidest things to ever happen while working in the service industry.

This one is another one of those "YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID" stories that managed to drive the agitators to it. Of course The Smoking Gun website posted this ugly mug on the website.

This idiot does something to a pizza that got him looking forward to years in the iron college.

If one could imagine how it's ever possible for a man to rub his "balls" on the pizza as a joke or spite of a rude customer is beyond ignorance in the third degree.

I understand the service industry is a thankless job. No one (and I mean no one) gives a fuck about your personal problems, your first day or your demeanor, all they care about is being served.

The pizza that has extra cheese and pepperoni.

I had to deal with working with a diverse crowd of people. Some are hard workers. Others are just there to get a paycheck for doing "nothing". Don't get me wrong, I am not the perfect worker.

But as far as I am concerned, I love my regular customers over my coworkers, supervisors and managers.

Brent Bradley of Georgetown, Texas managed to get Austin Michael Symonds pinkslip after he got totally pissed at a customer making a last minute order for a Papa Murphy's take home pizza.

The teen has seriously made an error that may cost him big time. Not only will his former coworkers suffer by having to be retrained on how to handle food, but the food inspector will shut down the facility until everything (and I mean everything) is cleaned. And to not to mention that he will probably face a lawsuit from Papa Murphy's for the closure.

Because (that last 15 minutes before you clock out) someone wants to get order made. You have a hissy fit.

Austin Symonds was busted for putting his genitals on pizza.

The Smoking Gun also notes that when confronted by [Bradley]--who was there to pick up a large stuffed pie with Canadian bacon, pineapple, and extra cheese--the 18-year-old Symonds immediately apologized. “Man, I am really sorry, that was stupid,” Symonds said, according to the complaint.

Bradley then asked Symonds how old he was. After the teenager answered that he was 18, Bradley said, “So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone’s pizza.” “Yes,” said Symonds.

In a recorded call with a store manager the following day, Symonds reportedly copped to adding the unwanted topping. Symonds again apologized, adding that he “did what he did because the customer had called in the order right before closing time.”

During a police interview, Symonds “admitted to rubbing his testicles on Mr. Bradley’s pizza,” according to the complaint sworn by Detective Chris Brown.

Symonds acknowledged that he “probably” would have given Bradley his order had the patron not seen his scrotum on the pizza. “That’s the terrible part,” Symonds told cops.

Symonds has been charged with tampering with a consumer product, a second-degree felony. Brown noted that “substances such as fecal matter can be transferred by sweat to the scrotum and could have transferred to the pizza when Symonds rubbed his scrotum on the pizza.”

The teenager, who was arrested Friday, was freed from custody after grabbing the $10,000 get out of free card.

Hannity Whines About Obama In Front Of Obama!

The most annoying conservative agitator meets the president's half-brother.

Mark Okoth Obama Ndesandjo is one of the twenty siblings of President Barack Obama. The president met his brother a couple of times, but doesn't know him personally.

As you know that annoying conservative agitator is completely bipolar. He says the same things over and over. It gets really irritating. So I decided this guy is going to be my experiment. You can actually play a drinking game using this guy as a source.

Every five minutes he'll drop a name (i.e. Obama), you can pick up a bottle of Budweiser.

Mark's quest for fame comes at the expense of his own. The president doesn't speak to this guy.

He knew that his father has many children but doesn't hardly even speak to most of them.

Mark and Kenyan-born George Obama have been in the news as the go to guys for the racist right's agenda against the president. They want to built this narrative that the president is an elitist.

This will also agitate the birthers. To this day, they still believe that the president is "illegally" occupying the White House.

George Obama according to the racist right lives in a hut and the president won't spare him a dime.

Mark Obama Ndesandjo doesn't get along with his famous brother. Book him on a conservative agitator's radio and television program.

The most annoying conservative agitator interviews the president's long lost brother.

I posted "Can You Spare A Dollar For A Worthless Brother" earlier this year.

Obama Ndesandjo was on Laura Ingraham The Insurgent's Choice Show. He was being baited into saying some choice words about his famed brother. And today, it seems like the racist right can't get enough of him. It's always good for the racist right to be agitated by a family member of the president.

Barack Obama's half-brother, son of Barack Obama, Sr. and his third wife Ruth Baker.

Mark Ndesandjo runs an Internet company called WorldNexus that advises Chinese corporations how best to reach international customers.

Mark was educated in the US, graduating from Brown University; he studied physics at Stanford University, and received an MBA from Emory University.

He has lived in Shenzhen, China, since 2002.

Through his mother, he is Jewish. He is married to Liu Xuehua (also spelled Liu Zue Hua in some reports), a Chinese woman from Henan Province.

He is an accomplished pianist and has performed in concert.

In 2009, Mark Ndesandjo published a semi-autobiographical novel, Nairobi to Shenzhen: A Novel of Love in the East. He published a memoir in 2013, entitled, Cultures: My Odyssey of Self-Discovery.

In it, he accused their father Barack Sr. of abuse.



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Tom Joyner Will Appear At The John Crawford Shooting Protest!

The famed Black talker comes to Dayton to join the protest at a Beavercreek Walmart. The suburban retailer has gotten a lot of heat after a tip by a shopper lead to two officers firing upon John Crawford III.

om Joyner and Jay Anthony Brown will visit students and faculty at historical black college Central State University, established in 1887.

Crawford was the man who was shot and killed by two Beavercreek officers after they confronted him with a pellet gun. The panic lead to the death of Angie Williams, a customer who had a heart attack after seeing the event unfold.

Crawford's death led to protest at Walmart and Beavercreek city hall. The family of Crawford wants the answers to why the officers shot and killed a man who was looking at a pellet gun.

A man who tipped of the law is under fire. Ronald Ritchie is getting some major flack after changing his account of the shooting. He was the main caller saying to the operators that Crawford was pointing the firearm at children and looking like he's loading.

This touched off a major outcry. The man was minding his business and was on the phone with the mother of his children. The woman is the only vocal witness. She told the media that he was on the phone with her and all of sudden, the law orders him to drop the item and he turned towards them, and they let the bullets fly. He was struck and died a few moments later.

Mike DeWine, Ohio Attorney General is under fire for not releasing the videos. He fears that it will prove the family's point that an unjustifiable shooting by law enforcement lead to the death of a man.

Danièle Watts To The Law: I'm No Hoe! Why The Hell You Arrest Me?

Celebrity chef Brian James Lucas and actress Danièle Watts were stopped by law enforcement after a complaint of "suspicious" behavior. Watts was questioned by the law and according to her, they mistook her for a prostitute.

That's not what she said, but I am guessing that's how she felt when Los Angles Police Department Studio City branch restrained her after someone complained about her sitting in a vehicle with her boyfriend who happened to be White.

Yeah, this is getting traffic. Of course, the agitators of Loserville and their friends on the racist right are silent on this. Maybe if she would have been shot and killed by the law, maybe the racist right will eventually talk about it. After all, they'll believe that she agitated the confrontation and got what she deserved.

Cue: Obama in the word vomit.

Okay, I'm going off the subject here. But seriously, I am certain that LAPD will conduct an investigation into this issue.

She took to the social networks this week to vent off about the situation.

Post by Daniele Watts.

Watts had a role in Django Unchained. Her claim to fame was during the media attention surrounding an incident where an officer of law mistook her for a prostitute. It was later reported that she was having sex in broad daylight when the incident occurred. Witnesses assert that after the police intervened she refused to show her ID and claimed she was famous.

Brian James Lucas recalled that the incident by taking pictures of her injured wrist. When they slapped the cuffs on her, they put a bruise on her.



The couple is in contact with lawyers, the ACLU and the NAACP about the incident.

What your opinion on this controversy?

More Condos and Lofts in Downtown Dayton = More abandoned buildings

A Second Roc!

Hip-Hop power couple expecting a second child!

The rumors are spreading that Queen Bey and Jigga are either splitting up or working on the second bundle of joy.

The Daily Mail reports that the media mogul and pop singer are dropping hints on a potential shocker.

Their divorce rumors have been running rampant, but this latest development might change that.

Jay Z is said to have hinted on stage on Friday night that his wife Beyoncé is pregnant with the couple's second child - a potential sibling for their two-year-old daughter Blue Ivy.

The rap mogul, 44, reportedly changed some of his lyrics to include the words 'cause she pregnant with another one' during their first of two Paris shows, according to Radar.

Radar also added that according to French concertgoers, Jay changed the lyrics in his song “Beach Is Better” to say “cause she pregnant with another one.”

“For the last month, Jay has been fiercely protective of her, just like he was when she was expecting Blue Ivy,” a source told the magazine. “He’s been doing everything he can to ensure that Bey is in a stress-free bubble. He’s informed their entire entourage that they need to use relaxed voices, mellow lighting and listen to only soft music, and he’s said that all of the food Beyoncé eats should be organic. He’s really doing his best to make sure that she’s as comfortable and healthy as possible.”

A new diamond in the roc! How about that?

What's your thoughts on the potential second pregnancy of Beyoncé?

Downtown Dayton Housing Developer donates money to a Political Campaign ...

Obama Banned From Trump Properties!

Labor day has passed and there was talk about the president's golf outing being squashed after a rival banned him from his properities.

The feud between the carnival barker and President Barack Obama gets even more nastier.

According to some, the Trump properties denied a permit for the president to play on one of that windbag's golf courses.

Donald Trump, a real estate mogul and reality turd is hosting the final season of The Celebrity Apprentice and hoping to make this one a blow out.

We'll see.

As a fierce critic of Obama, Trump makes it no secret that he doesn't like the president. He told employees of his properties that the president is banned.

Carnival barker Trump continues his pointless feud with the president.

The only way the mogul will let the president in is he either give up his title or show his real birth certificate.

Several posh golf courses, including Trump National Golf Club, turned down President Obama’s request to tee off on their links over Labor Day weekend.

Though the request was a day or two in advance, the Westchester courses, such as Winged Foot and Willow Ridge, declined so they wouldn’t have to shut down the entire course to accommodate the president, and could instead could cater to its regular members, club sources told WNBC. He had been in town Friday, Aug. 29 for fundraising events in New York and Rhode Island.

The three golf courses declined for comment. Though the president planned to stay in Westchester that Friday before a wedding the next day, he made a last-minute decision to return to Washington. White House spokesman Josh Earnest said the return had no ties to “current events.”

Murder Suspect's Rampage Stops Traffic In Ohio!

Kimberley Thomas and her son were murdered by her former boyfriend. That boyfriend caused a major traffic collision on Interstate 75 near Cincinnati. Terry Froman is the suspect.

Since this is been a week of major events in the state I reside, I happen to hear this one through the junk food media. A man from Kentucky murdered a woman and her teenage son. The suspect managed to self inflicted himself with a firearm.

This happened in the city of Middletown, a midway point between Cincinnati and Dayton, Ohio.

This event tied up an eight lane (and heavily traveled) Interstate 75. It took over eight hours for the highway to open. That highway carries 350,000 vehicles a day.

Terry Froman, a 41-year old man from Illinois was on the run after he murdered his girlfriend's son.

The girlfriend Kim Thomas was held hostage during this whole ordeal. Her life was sadly taken away. While being held hostage, Froman shot her and threw her out of the vehicle. He would take the coward's way out when confronted by the Ohio State Patrol (OSP).

The Kentucky State Police gave the tip that he was in the metro Cincinnati area. They knew he was a dangerous individual with suicidal intentions.

We here at Journal de la Reyna send our condolences to family of slain woman Kimberley Thomas and her son Michael Eli Mohney.

I am guessing this is the young victim's YouTube profile. I can't confirm this but it looks eerily like him.



The OSP troopers around 12:30 p.m. learned a suspect was headed to Ohio north on Interstate 75. Using location data from his cellphone, troopers spotted the suspect's vehicle, a white GMC Yukon with Illinois plates, and initiated a stop at 1:14 p.m. in the area of the 31 milepost. The suspect continued a short distance before pulling to the right berm. When troppers got out of their cruisers, they heard shots fired inside the vehicle. The shots were not directed at troopers, who did not return fire, according to a release from the patrol.

Troopers took of secure positions and waited for backup before approaching the vehicle. The highway was shut down to ensure motorists' safety.

Troopers then approached the vehicle and were able to apprehend the suspect without further incident. The suspect suffered an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound and was taken to Atrium Medical Center in Middletown. His injuries are not life-threatening, the OSP said.

Crazed gunman Terry Froman shot himself. He is being treated for his injuries. He is the suspect wanted for the murder of his former girlfriend and her son. The crazed man held the woman hostage and killed her when he was being cornered by the law.

A deceased woman was found in the rear seat of the SUV. The cause, location and time of her death have not yet been determined.

Charges are pending further investigation into the circumstances surrounding in the death of Kimberley Thomas and her son.

Dayton Daily News and The Cincinnati Enquirer both covered this controversy and are getting all the facts on what happened.

One thing is clear, that the suspect will be treated for his injuries. The victims are dead.

What will tip off the racist right, the suspect is Black. The victims are White. Guess what happens?

The racist right will go right to town on this controversy. Asshat Colin Flaherty and Dickwad Charles C. Johnson will find ways to smear the president and the Black community.

[Michael] Eli Mohney and his mom Kimberley Thomas were killed by crazed gunman who was her former boyfriend.

Okay, I've peeped out the suspect's social network page. He has a profile that open for the junk food media to see.

One thing that sticks out for the racist right. He's a rapper. His Monoply (sic) Records Entertainment sticks out like a sore thumb.

When it come to the tales of Black on White crime, the racist right is carrying that on its sleeve.

I gotta admit that this stuff happens in America. I mean Black on other race crime does occur in America.

Murder is a colorless crime. It doesn't matter who the victim is. The suspect is a criminal, regardless or race, gender, sexuality, nationality, religion or social standings.

But however, the way the media covers this is assured that conservative agitators will make this a political issue in the U.S. Midterms. Count on many of those Insurgent Republicans to make the case to say that it's our faults for the nation's woes.

The racist right sees Black America as worthless.

They don't give a f--- about us.

They rather see us lock-up in the iron college. They don't want us to vote. They want us to be broke and dead by our own hands.

In the age of Barack Obama, Americans are on food stamps, poverty is on the rise, unemployment is high, the world is spiraling into chaos and the Constitution is being ripped up by the lawlessness of this man and his cronies. This is the word vomit according to the racist right and their supporters.

This event will assure continuous agitation about how WE BLACKS condone this murder.

Michael Che Heads To SNL!

Michael Che is picked to lead SNL's Weekend Update.

The Daily Show contributor Michael Che, who just recently gave a scathing satire to officer involved shootings on Blacks is heading to 30 Rock.

Just after a few months as the contributor for The Daily Show, he was chosen to be the lead anchor for Weekend Update. The Weekend Update is a common fixture that weekly outlook to the national events in the news. It gave Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Seth Meyers, and Jimmy Fallon national acclaim.

Che will sit at the Weekend Update desk with Colin Jost, who made his debut on Weekend Update back in March.

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T.J. Lane Heading Back To The Iron College!

He marked himself as a killer on the tee. Now he can mark himself as the fugitive caught.

The Associated Press reports that fugitive T.J. Lane was caught by the Ohio State Patrol aided with the U.S. Marshals after breaking out of the iron college. He's a high profile figure in the Ohio law system. The teen was a mass shooter in the 2012 Chardon massacre. He killed three teens and inured one so badly he can't move physically anymore.

This escape may have him spending more than a few years in the I-SO (isolation). He's already got LIFE.

Authorities say they have apprehended the convicted killer of three Ohio students who escaped from a prison.

Nineteen-year-old T.J. Lane escaped Thursday night with two other inmates from the iron college in Lima, about 80 miles south of Toledo. One was captured quickly.

The Ohio State Highway Patrol and police in Lima said around 1:30 a.m. Friday that Lane had been caught. No further details were available.

It was not known if the other inmate, 45-year-old Clifford E. Opperud, had been apprehended.

Lane pleaded guilty last year to shooting three students in February 2012 at Chardon High School, east of Cleveland. Prosecutors say he took a .22-caliber pistol and a knife to the school and fired 10 shots at a group of students. Lane was given three life sentences.

The Dayton Daily News reports that Opperud was also caught near his hometown of Carlisle, Ohio.

Clifford Opperud, of Carlisle, was apprehended this morning.

He is serving a 15-year sentence, court and records show.
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He was arrested after he pretended to be collecting money for charity, and then pulled out a gun and went inside a couple's home. Renee Belcher of Hamilton used to work for the victims and told Opperud which items to steal, according to court reports.

Mass Shooter T.J. Lane Breaks Out!

The 2012 mass shooter T.J, Lane escapes the iron college.

The Chardon, Ohio mass shooter escaped the iron college and the U.S. Marshals are looking for this dangerous suspect.

The now 19 year old man and another man escape from the Allen State Lockup. Thomas Michael Lane III (aka T.J. Lane) was the man who launched an attack on the Chardon High School in 2012 in which he killed three of his fellow classmates.

Although police were initially hesitant to publicly identify the juvenile after he was apprehended, by the evening of February 28, authorities confirmed that the suspect was Lane.

The weapon Lane used in the shooting was a .22 caliber handgun. At an initial court hearing, the prosecutor revealed that he admitted to shooting 10 rounds of ammunition from the gun during the shooting, which began in the school cafeteria at approximately 7:30 a.m., shortly after school began. Although Lane told police that he did not know the victims and that they were chosen randomly, witnesses stated that it appeared he targeted a specific student and the group he was sitting with in the cafeteria.

After the shooting occurred, Lane reportedly left the building. Witnesses stated he was chased from the building by a teacher, and was arrested a short time later in a location outside the school. Lane was ultimately indicted on three counts of aggravated murder, two counts of aggravated attempted murder, and one count of felonious assault. He was initially detained as a juvenile pending further court action.

Reaction to the event prompted a statement from Ohio Governor, John Kasich. Several prayer vigils were held and a fund for the victims was established. Thousands of people attended one of the vigils, at which the Governor spoke, the night after the attack. President Barack Obama gave his condolences to the school principal in a telephone call following the incident. Analysis of the crime and comparisons to similar attacks began immediately following the shooting.

Lane received three life sentences on March 19, 2013. I guess he couldn't take the lockup so he built a plan to break free.

Lane escaped with a 45-year-old man named Clifford E Opperud, who was also at the facility.

Post by Lima Police Department.

Both men are wearing prison blues.

An all-out search is under way for both men.

Police want to make sure people know: Do not allow anyone into your residence; do not pick up hitchhikers. Call police if you see something suspicious.