Sunday, August 09, 2026

Polish Bison!

Hey, I am not a toy.

Another dumbass gets gored by a bison. 

White people and wildlife. 

Paul Mooney had said that its a common knowledge that the ones who often lose their lives to wildlife are the..... now we must not forget the Hombre incident. The 2016 incident at the Cincinnati Zoo where a small Black boy fell into the gorilla habitat.

The legendary gorilla Hombre was shot and killed after he got a hold of the boy.

The zoo defend its decision to kill the animal. They said that a gorilla is an unpredictable animal and the boy was in grave danger. There was a petition to have the boy's parents criminally charged for child negligence. There were racial slurs and comparisons driven towards the boy and his family. It was another key issue to President Donald J. Trump's first win in 2016. 

Trump and Republicans capitalized off Black people beinf degenerates. That incident sparked discussions about Black parenting. In the end, the Cincinnati Zoo made serious precautions to prevent visitors from entry into habitats. 

Yellowstone National Park has explicit rules when entering the park. They stress that you respect nature and due diligence. Stay on the trails and do not disturb nature.

Earlier this year, a man was gored after an angry bison chased him as he tried to take pictures of it.

A man was dissolved in the geyser of the Norris Geyser Basin. He was close to the geyser and fell in.

He was instantly dissolved into bones. 

Now this incident about that damn man and the bison.

The accompanying footage, captured in the Bialowieza Forest in Poland, shows a European bison knock a tourist down as he attempts to stand after a previous takedown. 

The footage is somewhat reminiscent – although not nearly as dramatic – of footage captured last month in Yellowstone, showing a bison chasing a tourist and launching him airborne.

In this case, according to TVP World, the tourist intentionally approached the European bison, triggering a response.

He was ultimately rescued by other tourists after the bison was distracted by a moving vehicle.

Unlike the Yellowstone tourist, who suffered a broken femur and required a hip replacement, the tourist in Poland was not seriously injured.

TVP World credits Grzegorz Rynski for the footage, which can also be viewed via Facebook.

The Bialowieza Forest, in Poland and Belarus, is home to an estimated 900 free-roaming bison.

To avoid a bison attack, always maintain a minimum distance of 25 yards (75 feet) from the animals, and up to 100 yards during mating or calving seasons. Back away slowly if they show warning signs like raised tails or pawing the ground, and never run, as they can sprint up to 40 mph

The Golden Rules for Bison Safety

  • Keep your distance: Authorities, such as Yellowstone National Park, advise staying at least 25 yards away from bison. If a bison looks at or acknowledges you, you are already too close and should back away slowly.
  • Watch for warning signs: A bison is agitated and about to charge if it raises its tail straight up, paws at the ground, swings its head back and forth, snorts, or makes short bluff charges.
  • Never outrun them: Bison are deceptively fast and agile, capable of running up to 40 mph and jumping nearly 6 feet in the air. You cannot outrun them.
  • Use physical barriers: If you are approached or charged, immediately put an obstacle like a tree, large boulder, or vehicle between you and the bison.
  • Protect your vital areas: If you are attacked and cannot reach safety, drop to the ground and curl into a tight ball, protecting your head and neck with your arms.

Can we get the Darwin Award for the most stupidest people on the planet?

You can't fix stupid!

You can't change minds!

You are completely trapped in stupid.

You are wrapped and emboldened in stupid.

Again, why do white people always treat wild animals like they're domesticated? 

I don't get why some of these people believe it's their mission to disrupt the lives of others. 

This is why Republicans are idiots. Democrats are idiots too but at least some of them have the sense to not engage in stupidity. Not saying all Republicans are idiots, but definitely the ones who voted for President Donald J. Trump are.

I've said it before and I stand by what I say: "Wild animals are......well you know!"

Interacting with uncontacted people is dangerous. Well, they are.... you know!"

If you want to be a thrill seeker, you might want to get life insurance.

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