They Ain't Pets! [NSFW]

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BE WARNED THE VIDEOS ARE GRAPHIC!

Again, why do white people always treat wild animals like they're domesticated? 

I would never touch a wild animal. 

Alas, some people think that animals are timid when you're petting them. Nope.

A white man decided to fuck around and sure enough, he found out! 

River Rosenquist called for help at the Naples Zoo. The man called after he found the losing end of a tiger.

The Malayan tiger bit his hand and would not let go. Clearly under distress, his voice is high and the operator mistakes him for a woman, according to the 9-1-1 call released by the Collier County Sheriff's office. The dispatcher received the call at 6:26pm telling her that Rosenquist was at the Naples Zoo and needed help.

"I'm being attacked by a tiger, help please please please," said the victim.

"Please help, I don't have much longer."

A contract worker with HMI Commercial Cleaning, Rosenquist, 26, of Naples was part of a crew that cleans the bathrooms and gift shop after the zoo closed. The law said that Rosenquist climbed the fence and went towards the enclosure. It appears that the 8-year old male tiger Eko was startled by the noise.

I guess the idiot tried to take a selfie, pet or feed Eko. Of course, the tiger saw the whole meal.

So Eko clamped on his hand and elbow. So the idiot managed to get a hold of his phone and started screaming and shrieking. 

"Please hurry. he's going to rip my arm off," Rosenquist said in the call. While on the phone, you hear several sounds of moans, groans and screeches.

The law arrived and tried to find a tranquilizer to put the tiger down. To no avail, the deputies had to put a bullet to the critically endangered tiger. There's only 300 active tigers in the wild.

"You gotta shoot it, you gotta shoot it, please," Rosenquist said.

The animal was killed and the victim was treated for his injuries. Now the investigation begins. Of course, the zoo will immediately place barriers up to keep idiots like that from entering. They will also bill the victim for the loss of the tiger. The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission will suggest fining him for messing with the animal. The Collier County Sheriff's department may charge him trespassing, criminal mischief and endangering the safety of life. The hospital will bill him for the animal attack. The company that hired him will likely fire him out the cannon. He could be sued by the contractor and zoo for any repercussions.

The idiot will be getting threats from animal rights extremists. 

It's the unfortunate cause and effect of animals and people.

I've said it before and I stand by what I say: "Wild animals are......well you know!"

If you want to be a thrill seeker, you might want to get life insurance.