Sunday, October 11, 2026

Striped! [NSFW]

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A video that went viral shows a English man jumping into a tiger enclosure. The tiger mauled him. He apparently batted the big cat despite it going for the neck.

The man didn't survive the injuries.

A police statement said: “At 1.35pm today (Saturday 10 October) we received reports of a man entering a tiger enclosure at Yorkshire Wildlife Park.”

“Emergency services attended and sadly, despite the best efforts of medical personnel, the man was pronounced dead at the scene,” police said.

The tiger was uninjured in the incident, the police said.

The police added that the man’s family is aware and is being supported by specialist officers. “Our thoughts are with them at this distressing time.”

The park was evacuated following the incident. The tiger remained in the enclosure following the attack, and there is no wider risk posed to the public, according to authorities.

The police spokesperson added that people are being encouraged not to share “distressing” footage circulating online of the man being mauled by the tiger.

Yorkshire Wildlife Park, near the city of Doncaster in northern England, confirmed in a statement that a “serious incident” took place at one of its tiger enclosures and the park’s emergency response procedures were “immediately activated.”

The park announced it would be shut for the rest of Saturday and Sunday.

Tigers have the strongest bite force for a feline. They are ruthless ambush predators who often attack prey when they're not paying attention. They are the most dangerous animal in world.

A tiger's bite force is approximately 1,050 pounds per square inch (PSI), or about 3,375 to 4,172 Newtons depending on the specific jaw location. The animal can literally break off bone.

Between the tiger and hyena, they are eat everything to the bone. They eat bones.

Tigers do eat people, period.

Amur (Siberian) tigers are endangered species. The tigers Sayan and Tschuna are well protected through electric razor fencing and barriers. The idiot managed to commit suicide.

Rare survival. There is a 15% chance of survival from tiger attacks. Roy Horn was one of the lucky ones. He was mauled during his illusion show with his longtime partner and husband Siegfried Fischbacher. 

Phase 1: Prevention and Avoidance (Before it Charges)

• Do NOT run: This is the most vital rule. Tigers are apex ambush predators. Running triggers their high-speed chase instinct, and you cannot outrun an animal that sprints at 40 mph (65 km/h).
• Stand tall and look massive: Do not crouch, sit, or bend down to pick things up, as this makes you look like small, weak prey. Stand up straight. If you are wearing a jacket, open it wide like wings to puff out your silhouette.
• Maintain controlled eye contact: Lock eyes with the tiger. Because they rely on the element of surprise, letting them know they've been spotted can stall their desire to pounce. Exception: If the tiger is already snarling defensively (protecting cubs or a meal), drop your gaze slightly and act submissive so it doesn't view you as an aggressive challenger.
• Back away slowly: Never turn your back on the tiger. Keep facing it and walk backward slowly until it is completely out of sight.
• Make unfamiliar, confident noises: Shout firmly, bang metal items, or trigger a loud phone alarm. Unnatural, loud human noises can startle and deter them.

Phase 2: What NOT to Do

• Do NOT jump into water: Tigers are exceptional, powerful swimmers and will easily outpace you in a river or lake.
• Do NOT climb a tree unless it is immediate and high: Tigers can climb trees. Only climb if a thick, sturdy tree is right next to you and you can rapidly scale it past 15 feet before the tiger reaches you.

Phase 3: If the Tiger Attacks (The Last Resort)

If the tiger actually charges and pounces, do not play dead—a predatory tiger will simply eat you. You must fight back with fierce, surprising resistance to convince the cat that you are too much trouble to kill:
1. Protect your neck: As seen in the wildlife park incident, tigers instantly target the throat, neck, or spine to break it. Keep your chin tucked and use your arms or gear to shield your neck.
2. Target the face: Use sticks, rocks, or your fists to strike aggressively at the tiger's eyes, nose, and ears.
3. The Gag Reflex: Survival experts note that if a tiger has pinned you and opened its jaws, shoving your hand or arm as deep as possible down its throat can trigger a severe gag reflex, forcing the tiger to release its bite to cough you out.

Can we get the Darwin Award for the most stupidest people on the planet?

You can't fix stupid!

You can't change minds!

You are completely trapped in stupid.

You are wrapped and emboldened in stupid.

Again, why do white people always treat wild animals like they're domesticated? 

I don't get why some of these people believe it's their mission to disrupt the lives of others. 

This is why Republicans are idiots. Democrats are idiots too but at least some of them have the sense to not engage in stupidity. Not saying all Republicans are idiots, but definitely the ones who voted for President Donald J. Trump are.

I've said it before and I stand by what I say: "Wild animals are......well you know!"

Interacting with uncontacted people is dangerous. Well, they are.... you know!"

If you want to be a thrill seeker, you might want to get life insurance.

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