Piss Drunk Urinates In Detroit Gas Station After Credit Card Decline!

Drunk man urinates on snacks after his credit card was declined.

What are the odds for another "You Can't Fix Stupid" story?

Being bit by a Gabonese pit viper, Will Smith attacking Chris Rock at the Oscars and now this.

Social media is lit over a man and his friend's blatant vandalism of an Amoco Gas Station in Detroit, Michigan. The suspects were caught on camera being belligerent towards a late night gas station worker after one of their credit cards declined.

Police are looking for a man who was caught on camera urinating on bags of snacks inside a Detroit gas station on Sunday night. pic.twitter.com/FuthR5YPwS

— Metro Detroit Crime (@CrimeInTheD) March 29, 2022

The two would tell profanities and taunt the cashier to fight them.

What got the world talking was the suspect whipping out his penis and decides to relieves himself on the candy and chips. The suspect urinates on the food and racks. Before that, he would also snatch up a handful of snacks some that he urinated on and leave the store.

The suspect and his friend would later drop their pants and give the cashier a rump of the moon before leaving the property.

The Detroit Metro Police now want that man and his friend. 

The gas station is part of a program that gives direct information to the law if any criminal activity occurs.

While peeing, the man made eye contact with the clerk and asked, "We on Green Light?" referring to Project Greenlight, the program where police monitor cameras at Detroit businesses.

It is a Project Greenlight location, and police know who the man is.

"If he thinks this is a joke, well we'll be seeing him pretty soon," said DPD Deputy Chief Eric Ewing.

So he faces criminal mischief, shoplifting, vandalism, public indecency and public intoxication. He could face driving while intoxicated if he was the driver. These are misdemeanors but they carry time in the iron college.

The suspect is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Ironic, if he thought this was funny, I can't wait until his family, his friends and his employer see this.