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| Boehner tears into Ted Cruz and Sean "Softball" Hannity. |
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The tears of clowns. The weeper is going at the softball. The two white nationalists are feuding.
Former Republican House Speaker John Boehner is living in the comforts of West Chester, Ohio. He drinks a bottle of scotch, smokes a pack of Marlboro Reds, and weeps whenever he attends a Catholic mass.
Boehner, who once represented the 8th Congressional District in Ohio resigned abruptly. After Pope Francis came to speak in a Joint Session of Congress, Boehner was weeping. Then vice president Joe Biden comfortably embraced the speaker because he was touched by the Pope's hands and speech.
Boehner would resign for a reluctant Paul Ryan to take control. Ryan held the House Speaker post for at least until 2019. He would retire from Congress after he passed that Washed Up 45 tax cut which led to the mess we're in now. Ryan is now a board member at Fox Corp.
Enter the most annoying media personality in the world. He is the most divisive figure in the junk food media. He is a bipolar, mentally challenged airhead who parrots relentless talking points for the Republican Party.
Oh, be he's not a Republican. He's a registered conservative. A registered conservative devoted to Washed Up 45.
After all, they shared Michael Cohen in some fashion.
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| Cruz and Softball Hannity were not happy about Boehner's tirade against them. |
Sean "Softball" Hannity is once again devoting his coverage to President Joe Biden slipping on the stair and parroting Russian Active Measures on his far-right carnival of bullshit.
The softball is not a doctor, not a prosecutor, not a lawyer and not a journalist. He is a mediocre conspiracy nut who claims to be fighting the war against liberalism.
Boehner and The Politico are writing a book on how the Republican Party went from principles to now cult worship of Washed Up 45. Boehner blames "Softball" Hannity for the problems the Republicans are facing.
Boehner praised Rush Limbaugh for being more incline to helping built the Republican Party.
He said that the softball's blind following to Washed Up 45 made Republicans become more nuttier. He said the party is trending more towards white nationalism.
"Sean Hannity was one of the worst. I'd known him for years, and we used to have a good relationship. But then he decided he felt like he busting my ass every night on his show. So one day, in January 2015, I finally called him and asked: 'What the hell?' I wanted to know why he kept bashing House Republicans when we were actually trying to stand up to [then president Barack] Obama."
The softball replied: "Well, you guys don't have a plan."
Boehner said that the softball whined about how they're not using his advice to win the narrative.
"Look, our plan is pretty simple: we're just going to stand up for what we believe in as Republicans."
"I guess that wasn't good enough for him. The conversation didn't progress very far. At some point I called him a nut. Anyway, it's safe to say our relationship never got any better," Boehner said.
In the memoir, Boehner slams the Republicans. He said the Republicans didn't care about principles.
He said that they only care about winning elections and they don't seem to care who they put in.
The softball was not happy about Boehner's attack.
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— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) April 2, 2021
I’m glad he’s finally found his true calling in life in the “weed industry”.
More Monday. Happy Easter all.
But he saved the best for Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX). The former speaker was recording his audiobook when he blasted Cruz on wax.
In leaked audio that you can listen to below, the Ohio Republican departs from his book's text to say: "P.S.: Ted Cruz, go fuck yourself!"
Axios actually reported on the rogue moment in late February, and Boehner blamed it on too much wine in the recording studio.
When @SpeakerBoehner was recording his audiobook I was told by sources that during these wine-soaked sessions he would deviate from the book’s text and insert random violent attacks on @tedcruz. Well, here’s some tape (listen to the end): pic.twitter.com/NFCQ2QFdTT
— Jonathan Swan (@jonathanvswan) April 2, 2021
Cruz referred to Boehner's F-bomb while speaking at the 2021 Conservative Political Action Conference shortly after it was leaked, saying: "He suggested that I do something that was anatomically impossible. To which my response was: Who's John Boehner?"
And to perhaps prove he's not like a regular senator, he's a cool senator, Cruz reacted to the tweet above on Friday with a GIF from "Mean Girls," which we’re sure he thinks is so fetch.
https://t.co/11CZ4DQ1Xr pic.twitter.com/KxchshJz6z
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) April 2, 2021
Cruz was most infamous for running out of Texas when they were suffering from a massive winter storm which nearly destroyed the power grid. Of course, Softball Hannity and Cruz aren't concerned with the Texans struggling to keep their lights on. They were obsessed with Hunter Biden's laptop and Andrew Cuomo's sexual harassment of women.
Softball Hannity has not covered Ted Cruz's name being on Ashley Madison. He has not covered the allegations of sex trafficking from Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL). He has not covered anything negative about Republicans.
Boehner said that Republicans used to hold principles. Nowadays, they'll put anything in if it claims to be a Republican.
The teary eyed Boehner is right. His party is a bunch of white nationalists. He should know, he enabled it by listening to Softball Hannity, Joe The Plumber, Ted Nugent, Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin. They all paved the way for Washed Up 45 to become the president.
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