Fan Fiction By Rush Limbaugh!

Coming soon to your local library, Rush Revere and The Brave Pilgrims. The conservative agitator wrote a children's book for his gullible listeners to buy.

America's leading conservative voice of agitation radio wrote a children's book.

I wonder who's going to buy it?

Middle aged or elderly White folks!

Anyway, Rush Revere and The Brave Pilgrims is out this week and its expected to a best seller.

In order to "soften" his image, KING HIPPO wrote a book outlining the character's journey into the past with a magically time traveling horse.

According to the conservative agitator, Rush Revere is a huge fan of one of America's earliest patriots, Paul Revere. So much so, he dresses in a very similar way. This attire is commonplace when he time travels to colonial times, but in modern day he sometimes gets second glances!

Rush Revere believes strongly in fundamental American values and freedoms, just like his idol.

I am guessing it land in the bookstores across the country and of course in someone's home. His gullible listeners will teach their children the truth about America.

Not that crazy stuff most people call facts. Facts are liberal lies, don't you know!

 I am certainly not interested in the book and I know he'll attract controversy no matter what he does.

This book is suppose to make it cool to be an "Execptional American".