Thursday, June 04, 2015

Former Governor Nasty Oops And Which Way Chafee Are Running Into The Clown Car!

Former governor Rick "Nasty Oops" Perry runs a second round of failure.

The former Texas governor is making a perennial run for the clown car. 

In Addison, Perry formally announced his bid. He went right into criticizing the president's policies from the economy to handling terrorism. Perry acted like he actually knew what he was talking about.

Alas, he's still a moron and there's no hope for him. Running a second time automatically makes him a second tier contender. Just ask Rick Sanboredom and Uncle Sugar Huckleberry Hound.

Perry was the governor of Texas from 2000 to 2015. He managed to carry the state through some good and not so good times. He was there for Hurricane Rita, the drought, the wildfires, the shooting of two unarmed robbery suspects by Joe Horn, and the rise in population. 

The Perry machine worked somewhat well in Texas. He managed to overcome the odds and carry three terms as a governor.

When Rick Perry ran in the 2012 presidential race, people were actually interested in him. He came in like a lion and went out like a mouse. He ran the worst campaign ever. He couldn't handle himself during debates.

When he tried to upstage perennial loser Ron Paul in a debate over which government agencies he would eliminate, he forgot and said famously "OOPS!"

Lincoln Chafee is like Wallace. An absent minded candidate.
That prove to be the Howard Dean moment for Perry.

Perry already under federal and state charges for corruption and misuse of power have tarnished his brand, but I guess he's shaking it off and hoping to court them young-ins.

Wearing hipster glasses and talking like a Texan with brains, former governor Nasty Oops maintains he's not going to fail again!

His announcement was aided by Taya Kyle, the widow of Chris Kyle, the former U.S. Navy Seal sniper who can testified to killing over 200 militants. Kyle and his friend were murdered in Texas by Eddie Ray Routh, a deranged former Marine

Along the ride comes a Democrat who was an independent and before that a Republican. The former governor of Rhode Island is also running in this race for the clown car.

Lincoln Chafee was a former governor of tiny state Rhode Island. Before he became a Democrat, he was a Republican. He was one of them Rockefeller Republicans who voted with Democrats almost 75% of the time. He was the counter balance to then segregationist former Democratic senator Zell Miller. 
Two more clowns running.
Chafee was wipe out of office in the 2006 U.S. Senate elections by Democrat Sheldon Whitehouse. 

Chafee joined some lobbyist firms for a moment before he expressed interest in running for governor of Rhode Island. 

He would leave the Republican Party and jump onto the governor's race as an independent. He would easily beat the Democrat and Republican nominee. He managed to serve only one term as governor. 

His job approval was in the toilet around the time he thought about running a reelection bid. It turned out he rather retire than have a second loss on his belt. Chafee quit the race. 

Now he's thinking about running into the clown car. He already swinging at Hillary for being a faded glory.

Rick "NASTY OOPS" Perry and "Which Way" Lincoln Chafee have now declared their intentions.

Officially the Stallmigos Ted Cruz (R-TX), Rand Paul (R-KY) and Marco Rubio (R-FL) have declared their intentions. 

Perennial candidates Hillary Clinton, Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum and Carly Fiorina hope people forget the last time they've lost to a winner. 

Some who are been out of the limelight include; George Pataki....and Jim Gilmore if he decides to run.

And then there's the nobodys: Ben Carson, Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT), Martin O'Malley, and Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC),  You can count on them to be entertaining.

So with a perennial run for former governor Nasty Oops, are you interested?

And with Which Way Chafee, are you even willing to give this clown a chance?

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