Romney: If Today Was Yesterday, And Yesterday Was Today....

You can't help the dumb. Some want the perennial loser to run again.

Since the 2016 presidential elections are a few years away, the junk food media continues to prop up candidates who are likely to fail.

Already the media is looking for Hillary Clinton to jump back into the saddle now that she's the "ONLY" choice the Democrats have. The media speculates that Clinton is gearing up for another run after losing to her former boss in a bitterly fought 2008 Democratic presidential primary.

The media also speculates that Vice President Joe Biden will try this again too. There's not many suitable choices for the Democratic nomination as of right now. Biden and Clinton have ran one too many times and they're so close to President Barack Obama it's likely going to be their anchor if the racist right starts going after them for being associated to him.

The same goes for the Republican Party. They have the worse crop of potential candidates to ever run. The insurgency thinks that their choices in Stallmigos Rand Paul (R-KY) and Ted Cruz (R-TX) are capable of running a country. With no legislative accomplishments, the insurgency is the most talked about in the junk food media, But some in the insurgency want idiotic candidates like Benjamin Carson, Allen West and that ex-Alaskan governor to run for the Republican nomination.

Still there's talk that the famed perennial loser Mitt Romney may run again. Almost a decade out of office and the dumb can't fathom his trouncing in 2012.

They believe that if Candy Crowley didn't help Obama win the debate, the perennial loser would have won.

Nevermind the flip-flopping, the 47% tape, the fact that he's a Mormon, and the Republican field being extremely flawed,

Who could blame them for trying?

They want to have a Saint Ronald of Reagan. They have went through 35 years without a god. They were burning in the Bush.

Now that Obama is a lame duck in his second year, the conservative agitators are so hoping there's a Republican victory this election.

But let's hope that Last Man Santorum, Governor Oops and the perennial loser stay off the ballot.

Junk Food Media Release Oklahoma Beheading Victim's Pictures!

Colleen (right) with her husband KC, daughter Kelli and granddaughter Riley. Woman was a victim of heartless attack by a crazed Muslim extremist who was her former worker. The suspect claims he wanted to be like the Islamic State.

We here at Journal de la Reyna send our condolences to the family of Colleen Hufford. The 54-year woman was stabbed and later decapitated by this crazed man. This crazed man is Muslim convert who is perennial inductee of the iron college.

The racist right is having a field day with this.

Two things that agitates the racist right: a Black man and a Muslim. What more could they ask for?

Guaranteed the mentions of Ferguson, Trayvon Martin, Muslims, and Barack Obama are going to be poured down the comment section. The word vomit is always plentiful for the living. Always got to be a blame game for the incidents.

Instead of blaming the criminal, we blame Obama, the junk food media, agitators (from the left and the right) and politics for this incident.

The conservative agitators of the junk food media are saying that this is their "I TOLD YOU SO MOMENT!"

Just about a few days ago, a Muslim convert extremist named Alton Nolen was fired from Vaughn Foods processing plant. He went on this extremist style killing spree. He killed fellow co-worker Hufford after he crashed his vehicle into the building.

He also went to stabbing Terri Johnson before the co-founder Mark Vaughn (a part time deputy) put a bullet in Nolan's stomach.

Nolen is recovering from his wounds. This opens the investigation to how a man snapped like that!

The Daily Mail chronicles the lives of both Hufford and Nolen.

FBI is looking into this criminal's background. Some claim that the finger pose is similar to Islamic State.

Hufford was a mother, grandmother and survivor of the devastating tornadoes of last year. Family created a Facebook page to help aid in getting her a proper funeral.

The mother of Nolen tells the junk food media that her son is a idiot. She knows her son took the wrong path ever since he was inducted into the Oklahoma iron college.

The FBI is looking into his background from his days of criminal activity.

When released from the hospital, Nolen will be charged with capital murder and he will likely get the gas house for this incident.

That annoying conservative agitator was going on and on about ISIS, radical Islam and dropping Obama's name in every freaking sentence.

I want you to understand that crime happens in America. And if you're a smart person, you would realize that the more these agitators crow about Muslims, the likely a White extremist will commit a hate crime towards one.

No one would imagine this could happen!

Americans must be vigilant when their friends, family or a complete stranger does things that may merit either law enforcement or health professional involvement.

It's considered a coin flip. Some do the right thing and others don't.

Stupid News Anchor Says F**k The Welfare Degenerates!

The ax fell on hapless news anchor. Said some stupid shit and got his ass handed to him.

Quick question: Will the folks over at Loserville have him on for interview after his unceremonious departure?

Sometimes what you say on a hot mic can not only cause you to lose your job but also make you the butt of ridicule.

A New York anchor let his big mouth fly right onto the airwaves and a Black couple managed to record it and post it on the social networks.

Matt Pieper will do fine as a talk radio agitator. He can head down to Naples and wake that crustacean Neal Boortz up. Boortz would say something similar to what this douche would say about people when he was a talk radio agitator.

Loudmouth Bill Cunningham, that annoying conservative agitator and the foolish talk radio asshat are examples of the racist right's undermining of the poor and needy.

They hate the safety net. The safety net helps those in need. In the racist right's mindset, if you're poor and using food stamps, you;re a parasite to the gubmint.

Pieper is an example of this mindset of White privilege men who think that just because he's not poor and had this posh job, he deserves the right to make these asinine comments.

The posh job is gone and he's going to probably get sued for the fine the FCC imposes on the News 12. The idiot may eventually live a day in the shoes of a poor person.

Just a reminder, without the safety net, people will result to looting and killing for necessities.

Pieper issued an apology. Not a true apology but one nonetheless.

As a professional who has spent his entire career delivering the news, I understand the importance of sharing the facts. The situation that transpired on September 24th was extremely unfortunate and I feel the need to communicate what occurred and clear the air. The incident was broadcast accidentally when we were supposed to be in a commercial break, not on the air. Someone in the control room spoke into my earpiece and asked me to relay a message to our reporter out in the field. These were not my own thoughts or profanities. In relaying that information, I made a poor decision in my choice of words and for that I apologize. I could have communicated what I was asked to get across in a different manner and under the pressure of doing my job in real time I made a mistake. I have been a stalwart advocate for equality and diversity in the workplace, within my own family and in my community. I apologize to anyone I offended and assure you that this situation—which has cost me my job—was truly just a mistake in relaying a message, and not a representation of my views or character. 

John Kasich's Easy Ride To Reelection!

Snore nominee is the latest failures for statewide office. This nominee for Ohio governor is going to be trashed after Republicans and their nominee incumbent John Kasich put the nail in the coffin.

A really terrible governor is actually good according to the latest polls.

Ohio governor John Kasich is likely going to cruise to victory after the Democrats rolled out their worst choice for nominee Ed Fitzgerald.  This nominee is so bad he could damage all nominees for statewide office.

Despite the negativity in Washington, Ohioans are fumed at the way Congress and the president handles business. 

This state went to Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and Barack Obama more than once. 

George Voinvich, Bob Taft and now John Kasich can say that they're the only Republicans known by me to win reelection. Since Richard Celeste managed to win reelection in my time, the only Democrat in my time that lost reelection is Ted Strickland. 

Kasich is a former congressman, talk radio host and Loserville host. Rupert Murdoch and Chief Roger have invested their time in getting one of their personalities in the state house. Kasich was part of that frame.

The political fires for Fitzgerald came forth when he was caught with a woman who wasn't his wife. 

That's a prostitute in my opinion. Then the latest shoe to drop on him was the fact for years as a FBI agent he was caught driving without a license. Who the heck drives without license and is a federal agent?

The Ohio Dems are pissed that Fitzgerld and running mate Sharen Neuhardt are flawed.

They both have not counter attack the strong responses from Republicans and John Kasich. 

It's almost over.

Kasich won't even pity himself a debate with Fitzgerald. He said that he's comfortable enough to ride this all the way.

Yeah I have voted for Republicans before and yes I will do it again. It wouldn't matter if I didn't like the guy or not. But seriously, Democrats are so down in the dumps over Obama's failure to lit a fire, they will nominate anything to slaughter. 

If the latest polls say that Kasich leading 55% to Fitzgerald's 25% with undecided being in the tail, it's clear that the Republican incumbent will have a term to wreck the state.

Kasich's key to victory was basically dropping the extremist agenda. The insurgents are pretty pissed that he somewhat embraced Medicare and Obamacare. They also hate the fact that he's giving away the pork. But one thing is clear, the insurgency is likely going to vote for him.

Ed Fitzgerald's lackluster campaign does hurt others. 

Wendy Davis, the Democratic nominee for governor in Texas is taking on Republican insurgent Greg Abbot. Davis lit a fire with her filibuster over a bill that restricted abortions in Texas. But the fire claimed when the insurgency and racist right labeled her "ABORTION BARBIE".

My honest opinion of the gubernatorial races for the states this Midterm.

RED - REPUBLICAN  BLUE - DEMOCRAT PURPLE - TOSS UP GREEN - INDEPENDENT

ALABAMA
ALASKA
ARIZONA
ARKANSAS
CALIFORNIA
COLORADO
CONNECTICUT
FLORIDA
GEORGIA
GUAM
HAWAII
IDAHO
ILLINOIS
IOWA
KANSAS
MAINE
MARYLAND
MASSACHUSETTS
MICHIGAN
MINNESOTA
NEBRASKA
NEW HAMPSHIRE
NEW MEXICO
NEW YORK
NORTHERN MARIANA ISLANDS
OHIO
OREGON
PENNSYLVANIA
RHODE ISLAND
SOUTH CAROLINA
SOUTH DAKOTA
TENNESSEE
TEXAS
VERMONT
VIRGIN ISLANDS
WISCONSIN
WYOMING

So what do you think about Ohio's choice for governor?

New York Post Goes Below The Belt Again!

The former Secretary of State and potential candidate for president is a grandma.

Hillary Clinton is pleased to announce that her daughter Chelsea welcomes her first child to the world.

Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky is born. Mark Mezvinsky is a proud dad. He and his famous wife (a former first child) are now first time parents. Congratulations to them both.

Hillary and former president Bill Clinton are a much talked about couple.  The racist right hates them.

The racist right really hates the Obamas, but so far the hate for the Clintons has gotten the Rupert Murdoch tabloid piss poor on this special occasion,




What are your thoughts to the cover?

Is this freedom of speech offensive or justified?

Jon Stewart Takes The Daily Show To FedEX Field!

Jason Jones (center) heads to FedEx Field to confront die hard Washington Redskin fans over the controversy of the name.

Comedian Jon Stewart is probably one of the most gifted talents to ever walk this earth. His satire based The Daily Show has often proven a point one too many times.

The Daily Show's crack team of writers have often go into a situation and bring the laughter and figuratively speaking seriousness of what's going on in the world.

Stewart has picked up on the controversy with the naming of the Washington Redskins, NFC franchise.

Many Native Americans are frustrated with the naming of some of America's professional teams.

Two come to mind, the Washington Redskins and Cleveland Indians. These two franchises have often displayed stereotypical and negative depictions of the American Indian.

Controversy continues with the naming of the team.

Comedian Jason Jones along with some Native American activist go to Landover to meet some of the fans. Yes, it's going to be uncomfortable.

Jones and his "Daily Show" producers interviewed the group of die hard fans, then brought them face-to-face with a group of Native Americans activists who fiercely oppose the team's name and logo.

The segment also featured an interview with team owner Daniel Snyder, who reiterated his stance that the name Redskins isn't offensive. "The name of our team is the name of our team," he told Jones. "It represents honor, it represents pride, it represents respect."

The outcry is strong and hopefully the NFL despite all the controversy from its players attacking women make one good decision this year.

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The Bachelor Prince Of Hollywood Royalty Will Marry In Italy!

George Clooney marries Amal Alamuddin.

The world's most eligible bachelor is no longer on the market. The famed George Clooney marries his girlfriend Amal Alamuddin in Venice, Italy, on Saturday. His rep confirmed to the Associated Press.

We here at Journal de la Reyna wish the Clooney's success on their future.

Clooney made his acting debut on television in 1978, and later gained wide recognition in his role as Dr. Doug Ross on the long-running medical drama ER from 1994 to 1999, for which he received two Emmy Award nominations. While working on ER, he began attracting a variety of leading roles in films, including Batman & Robin (1997) and Out of Sight (1998), in which he first worked with long-time collaborator Steven Soderbergh. In 1999, Clooney took the lead role in Three Kings, a well-received war satire set during the Gulf War.

The royal prince of Hollywood marries longtime girlfriend.

In 2001, Clooney's fame widened with the release of his biggest commercial success, Ocean's Eleven, the first of the film trilogy, a remake of the 1960 film with Frank Sinatra as Danny Ocean. He made his directorial debut a year later with the biographical thriller Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, and has since directed Good Night, and Good Luck (2005), Leatherheads (2008), The Ides of March (2011), and The Monuments Men (2014). He won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for the Middle East thriller Syriana (2005), and subsequently earned Best Actor nominations for Michael Clayton (2007), Up in the Air (2009) and The Descendants (2011). In 2013, he received the Academy Award for Best Picture for producing the film Argo, alongside Ben Affleck and Grant Heslov. He is the only person ever to be nominated for Academy Awards in six categories.

In 2005, TV Guide ranked Clooney #1 on its "50 Sexiest Stars of All Time" list. In 2009, he was included in Time's annual Time 100 as one of the "Most Influential People in the World."

Clooney is also noted for his political activism and has served as one of the United Nations Messengers of Peace since January 31, 2008.

His humanitarian work includes his advocacy of finding a resolution for the Darfur conflict, raising funds for the 2010 Haiti earthquake, 2004 Tsunami, and 9/11 victims, and creating documentaries such as Sand and Sorrow to raise awareness about international crises. He is also a member of the Council on Foreign Relations.

While Whites Carry In Public....

Nobody saying that he's wrong for what he's done. He's just reckless in how he handled the situation. But in a life or death situation, Beavercreek officer Sean Williams didn't even know that John Crawford III was holding a toy. The controversy in Dayton continues. The FBI and U.S. Justice Department is evaluating the handling of the situation.

In the wake of the John Crawford shooting, I want to let you know some facts about this case.

Crawford was legally allowed to walk in the Walmart with the BB gun. Regardless of the firearm as long as he wasn't directing it at people, he's pretty much allowed in the state of Ohio to carry.

The open carry law in Ohio is pretty broad. It advocates firearms in the facility. Walmart doesn't have a restriction on firearms on its facility.

White extremists are proudly promoting their open carry rights in facilities. Do you hear the sirens or calls of suspicious activities going on?

Caption this.

Post by Rustin Weightmoodenergy Munro.

Oh look: another white person carrying a gun in a public place without fear of getting shot by cops. Meanwhile... pic.twitter.com/u5vvPaD0HN
— Tim Wise (@timjacobwise) August 18, 2014

More Americans can carry guns in more places than ever before, by @khwangreports @KateMurphyEU of @news21 http://t.co/6HDgbDijMx
— Public Integrity (@Publici) August 24, 2014

Sick people parading Mass Murder guns in public & letting their kids join them! @Mythicmaster @UniteBlueTX @Everytown pic.twitter.com/IkjYZSlm0t
— Becky Carrizales (@bcarrz) May 3, 2014

Meanwhile, white “open-carry” advocates strap semi-automatics on their backs & order pumpkin spiced lattes. #peachy pic.twitter.com/GOiTXV5E6Q
— Hagure Metaru◆はぐれメタル (@hagure) September 24, 2014

Funny how these open carry scumbags are never shot by police! #inners pic.twitter.com/jTdTo0Je2b
— Political Nerd (@Sttbs73) September 25, 2014

No good reason to head to the frozen-foods aisle with an assault weapon #groceriesnotguns http://t.co/aC6bI6C6Oe pic.twitter.com/HLtZjdK0mI
— KHARY PENEBAKER (@kharyp) September 5, 2014

And all the while, John Crawford III carrying an air rifle was gunned down by two Beavercreek officers. Didn't even get a chance to drop the firearm. The officer Sean Williams let two fly right into the stomach. Shot from a distance. Crawford didn't even approach the officer. He gets off without a murder charge. The Beavercreek city leaders and Republican attorney general of Ohio Mike DeWine pat each other on the back.

Bet ya money they'll never worry too much about these individuals in the Walmart, Kroger, Target, Kmart, Sears, Meijer, HyVee, Publix, Food Lion, Best Buy, Kohl's, Giant Eagle, Costco, Sam's Club and Walgreen's.

What's Cooking Inside The Crime Oven?

Was she cooking up another misguided caper?

A Georgia woman wanted on credit card fraud charges was found sweating it out in an oven on Thursday, according to police.

Desma KaShay Brown, 25, is accused of using a debit card belonging to her 61-year-old housemate to order $428 worth of clothing earlier this month. The clothes were shipped to Brown's relative's home.

When the man's bank statement arrived, he called police. The man said Brown hadn't been home, and initially Thomasville Police officers were unable to locate her.

But on Wednesday, cops got a tip that Brown might be hiding out at a nearby house. They found the suspect, who is about 5 feet 4 inches tall, in a very unusual place.

“We found her curled up in the oven,” Thomasville Police detective Joey Blackburn told the Times-Enterprise.

Hot stuff.

Police said that although Brown said she'd only been hiding inside the oven for about five minutes, she was already sweating profusely.

She is charged with four counts of financial transaction card fraud, and remains behind bars at the Thomas County Jail on an outstanding probation violation warrant.

She's looking good enough to eat!

This is one of the dumbest criminals ever to exist.

Oklahoma Man Decapitates Coworker! [NSFW]

Lunatic decapitates coworker after he was given the pink slip. He also opens up a can of worms. He was a parolee who recently converted to an Islamic Sunni.

Conservatives are in a panic over an Oklahoma man's brutal killing of a woman. The fear is that the man is an ex-convict who became a Muslim. Of course, some will automatically go into crisis mode.

The moment I heard about this, I thought initially it was a stabbing. Alas, its worse than I've thought.

Alton Nolen is being treated for his wounds after his co-worker (an off duty peace officer) put a slug in him. But the damage was done.

The man put the knife on his fellow co-worker at a Vaughn Food and Meat Packing plant in Moore, Oklahoma. He was given the pink slip. He snapped and went on a rampage. He would stab Colleen Hufford. The suspect put the wounds in her. Nolen sliced the neck and pulled the head.

He would find co-worker Traci Johnson. He was aiming to kill her too. After all he put the wounds in her and was going for the neck. Mark Vaughn, the co-founder saw the threat and put the slug in his stomach. Vaughn is a part time deputy for Oklahoma County sheriff. The actions of this man stopped a crazed man from doing more harm to the staff.

The company released a statement sending condolences to the victims of this senseless tragedy.

Okay, the FBI is looking into the possibility of terrorism (this also includes the prospect of workplace violence). Oklahoma Republican Governor Mary Fallon and President Barack Obama were notified of the situation.

Nolen was a parolee who has a long rap sheet. I guess that he was given an opportunity to get out of the iron college by working at the food processing plan. He blew it. So he snapped. He went through the front door with his car, exited the vehicle and decided to do slicing.

I mean it's horrible that this asshole done this. It's likely he's be given the gas chamber due to the severity of this.

The suspect is a Black man. The man was a Muslim. Cue the outrage meter. A Black man who murdered a White person. A Muslim extremist beheads an American. Radical Islam is here in America.

Moore, Oklahoma is the largest suburb in the Oklahoma City metro area. The area has just survived some of the worse tornado outbreaks in American history. Over 100 people parished in the outbreak.

We here at Journal de la Reyna send our condolences to the family of Colleen Hufford.

Conservative Outrage Over Obama Salute With Coffee!

A salute with a cup drew ire from the foes!

God damn it, will you idiots stop whining about what the president does?


The racist right is all upset over the president saluting a Marine with a coffee in his hand. Loserville and all the usual suspects went to town on the "latte salute".

As President Obama exits Marine One, he salutes two Marines with a coffee cup in the hand.



Cue the outrage from the racist right!

Outrage this morning over Pres Obama's salute with a coffee cup in his hand! What do you make of this #LatteSalute?? pic.twitter.com/qisJL48yIw
— FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) September 24, 2014

"@dahbigj: Hey Barry, you can't blame Bush for your lack of respect to those who serve and protect you. #LatteSalute pic.twitter.com/yc0cqUdiNk"
— Prudence (@dennygirltwo) September 24, 2014

Why didn't he just toss his Starbucks cup on the ground like the #ClimateMarch activists? #LatteSalute pic.twitter.com/qBlJyGf3yJ
— MrsLibertas (@Bloviate_Barbie) September 24, 2014

So the #lattesalute was bizarre. Why’d the @WhiteHouse even post that video? Coffee cup was the first thing I noticed on that Instagram.
— Eli Yokley (@eyokley) September 23, 2014

Disrespectful Creep in Chief RT @PJMedia_com: President Obama establishes the #LatteSalute? Watch: http://t.co/60DnryO93A
— Joe's Law (@JoeNYLaw) September 23, 2014

Sometimes you got to wonder how far will these people go before they cause themselves heart attacks.

From day one, the racist right aided by the insurgency and Loserville managed to make Republicans look childish and even more stupider than usual.

#semperlatte hashtag links you to the National Republican Senatorial Committee's website.

This stuff right here plays into the trap that the Republican Party and its allies are invested in worrying about issues that aren't beneficial to the American people.

I don't understand how Republican have an edge in the Midterms when they spent a majority of the six years of Obama's presidency bitching and whining.

Did you know that the Republicans are fundraising off the "outrage"?

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S.C. Trooper Loses His Badge After Reckless Call! [NSFW]

The gun drawn as ex-trooper Sean Groubert goes toward vehicle. Two seconds later the law shoots unarmed Black man.

The Huffington Post and the Associated Press report that one trigger happy South Carolina state trooper is off the force after making a reckless call during a routine traffic stop.

Will the racist right agitators say that the motorist struggled for the gun with his hands up?

Will they end up saying that the cop was "threatened"?

Former officer Sean Groubert, 31, is seen in the newly released video pulling over Levar Edward Jones. The clip, which was recorded on Groubert's dashcam on Sept. 4, shows Jones getting out of his vehicle at a gas station in Columbia.

Groubert asks Jones for his driver's license. As Jones reaches into his vehicle to retrieve it, Groubert shouts, "Get out of the car!"

When Jones complies and starts to back away from the vehicle, Groubert opens fire. Three shots can be heard; Jones was hit at least once, in the hip.

"I was just getting my license," Jones says. He also apologizes repeatedly, and asks, "Sir, why was I shot? All I did was reach for my license. I'm coming from work."

"Well, you dove head-first back into your car," Groubert says. "Then you jumped back out, I'm telling you to get out of your car."

Groubert was charged with assault and battery of a high and aggravated nature, a felony which carries a penalty of up to 20 years in the iron college, according to a news release from the South Carolina Law Enforcement Division.

The complaint states that Groubert "did without justification unlawfully shoot Levar Jones which produced great bodily injury or was likely to cause great bodily injury. Audio and visual recordings, as well as written statements, obtained are further evidence to indicate the shooting incident was without justification."

South Carolina Department of Public Safety Director Leroy Smith called the case disturbing.

"After my review of the facts surrounding this matter, I have determined that Mr. Groubert’s actions rose to such an extent that his employment with us must be terminated," Smith said in a statement last week. "While Mr. Groubert was within the law to stop Mr. Jones for a safety belt violation, the force administered in this case was unwarranted, inconsistent with how our troopers are trained, and clearly in violation of Department policies."

Groubert pleaded not guilty and is free after posting a $75,000 bond, according to WIS-TV. He's expected to appear in court on Oct. 24.

Jones was hospitalized for the hip injury, but has since been released. He told WIS that he hopes the incident will lead to change throughout the country.