Birds Of A Feather!

Toothless pedo appears in court.

David Jolly, do your thing.

While I have the state of Florida as Lean Republican, these scandals involving allies of that doofus governor and the curmudgeon president could tip the balance.

Florida Democrats are incompetent. Drop Site News reported that Florida Democratic Party chairwoman Nikki Fried demanded Florida state senator and U.S. senate nominee Angie Nixon disavow the Democratic Socialists of America. He said that she had concerns about her policies. Friedk feared the Jewish and Hispanic votes would not support a candidate backed by the DSA.

On CBS News, Nixon was asked about Hasan Piker. Gayle King doing Bari Weiss' dirty work asked the candidate about her being associated with him. Nixon quickly dismissed it by telling King she has not campaigned with him or knows him personally.

On CNN, Kasie Hunt repeatedly interrupted Nixon when she was asked about DSA, socialism and Florida's politics. 

A former Florida state representative who has ties to President Donald J. Trump, Gov. Ron DeSantis, Rep. Randy Fine (R-FL) and the apartheid genocidial ethnostate of Israel is being held in Palm Beach County Lockup on charges of lewd acts on a child.

The victim was this man's own grandson. The victim told the law that they engaged in these acts numerous times.

The charges are as followed

• Kidnapping
• Lewd or lascivious molestation
• Lewd or lascivious exhibition
• Luring or enticing a child
• Child abuse causing mental injury

The suspect is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. If convicted, he could face LIFE or DEATH. Ironic, he voted for the very authoritarian law that punishes sexual predators in Florida.

Michael Caruso was arrested on August 18, 2026 after arriving in Orlando. The Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier announced that Caruso was arrested by the Florida Department of Law Enforcement on charges related to child sexual abuse. The victim was Caruso's grandchild.

Following the arrest, DeSantis suspended Caruso from his position as clerk circuit court and comptroller. 

This fool is accused molesting a young boy at the child’s home, on fishing excursions and while on a family cruise, arrest records show.

Caruso, a 67-year-old Republican whom DeSantis appointed as Palm Beach County’s clerk of courts and comptroller a year ago, was taken into custody by local police and officers from the Florida Department of Law Enforcement.

“Being in a position of public trust provides no shield from accountability,” Attorney General James Uthmeier said in a statement Tuesday.

After the arrest was announced, DeSantis suspended Caruso from his post and noted in an executive order that the allegations include lewd or lascivious molestation, lewd or lascivious exhibition, kidnapping, child abuse causing mental injury, and luring or enticing a child.

Caruso had regular and unsupervised access to the child, a probable cause affidavit released by the governor’s office said.

Caruso is accused of preying on the boy more than half a dozen times since Thanksgiving 2024, sometimes under the guise of playing “tickle monster,” according to the affidavit.

Birds of feather stick together.

Asked at a news conference whether he was aware of the allegations before Caruso was nominated for the Palm Beach post, DeSantis said, “Of course not.”

“He had a clean vet, he was well-regarded in the community,” the governor said.

DeSantis said that once he became aware of the allegations against Caruso, “it was a very easy decision for me to yank him from this position.”

Noting that Florida now has a death penalty for convicted pedophiles, DeSantis warned that if Caruso is found guilty of the allegations, “he is going to be in a world of hurt.”

Caruso is running for re-election in November to retain the top county post that DeSantis appointed him to. Previously, he served in the Florida House of Representatives from 2018 to 2025. And when DeSantis ran for president in 2024, Caruso campaigned with him in Iowa.

Calls to Caruso’s number, as well as his wife Tracy’s number, went unanswered Tuesday.

It was not immediately clear whether Caruso has a lawyer.

The lawyer for the alleged victim blasted DeSantis for releasing information that could potentially identify the boy.

“Child sexual abuse victims should never have identifying details about them released, and it is abhorrent that the child victim in connection with the arrest of Michael Caruso has been subjected to this breach,” Lisa Haba of The Haba Law Firm said in a statement on her firm’s website.

The chain of events that led to Caruso’s arrest began in December, when he was confronted by the boy’s father about the alleged abuse, the affidavit states.

Caruso denied abusing the child but “acknowledged that he had showered with all his own children,” the affidavit states. He stated that he’d previously been accused “of sexually inappropriate behavior, including sexual battery” by a female relative, according to the court document.

“You tell anyone, I’m going to jail,” Caruso told the child’s father, according to the affidavit.

The boy’s father also spoke with Tracy Caruso, who said her husband faced a “life in jail kinda thing” if police knew about the alleged behavior, according to the affidavit.

In February, the boy’s father confronted Caruso again about the abuse allegations while wearing a wire for the Florida Department of Law Enforcement, the affidavit states.

During that conversation, Caruso “asserted that the allegations were impossible because, in substance, sexual deviation is directed toward only one sex rather than two, and because he is attracted to women he could not be a sex offender,” the affidavit states.

Caruso urged the boy’s father to keep quiet, allegedly saying, “If you report this to the authorities, there won’t be any of me left, I can tell you that,” according to the affidavit. 

Caruso sponsored that Antisemitism Awareness law with Fine (before he became a U.S. House member). Those two along with DeSantis went to Israel for that bill to be signed into law.