Baked!

To avoid a longer bid, white extremist turns stoolie.

The white nationalist who filmed himself entering the U.S. Capitol and defecating in House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's office pleas guilty in federal court. 

The former internet troll and known extremist Baked Alaska is expected to serve time for his role in the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol. He will face up to a year in federal time out.

He was already on in-house when he left Arizona to travel to Washington, DC to hear the former president instigate an insurrection that led to injuries and death.

He was literally filming himself breaking into the U.S. Capitol, urinating in the House Speaker's office and using the phone to call random nobodies.

Knowingly entering or remaining in any restricted building or grounds without lawful authority; violent entry and disorderly conduct on Capitol grounds.

The riot left more than 140 police officers injured and disrupted congressional certification of the November 2020 presidential election victory of Democrat Joe Biden over Washed Up 45, who led Republicans in falsely claiming he lost due to widespread fraud and urged supporters to "stop the steal." The attack on the Capitol also led to several deaths.

The misdemeanor offense carries a maximum sentence of six months in prison and a fine up to $5,000. Sentencing was set for Jan. 12. He remains free on personal recognizance.

In his statement, the moron acknowledged egging on other rioters to "come in" and "make yourself at home," as well as livestreaming the event for 27 minutes in real time over the video platform DLive and joining in various chants.

As part of his plea deal with federal prosecutors, the moron agreed to snitch to federal agents still investigating the events of Jan. 6 to interview him and review his social media accounts for statements and postings surrounding that day.