You Can't Handle It!

Hello.

Again, watching wildlife from a distance is safer than going near.

Can we do a Darwin Award for the most stupidest people on the planet?

You can't fix stupid!

You can't change minds!

You are completely trapped in stupid.

You are wrapped and emboldened in stupid.

Again, why do white people always treat wild animals like they're domesticated? 

I would never touch a wild animal. 

Man barely survived a snake attack. A python wrapped its body around his neck.

Alas, some people think that animals are timid when you're petting them. Nope.

Pennsylvania man decided to get him a pet python. He decided to treat his new pet like it was part of the family. Oh, how stupid of him.

Police had to kill the reptile after it decided to treat his owner like a dinner. The animal wrapped its body around the neck and tried to suffocate him. The snake was 15-feet long and it was doing what it was supposed to do, eat a prey.

This happened Wednesday in Upper Macungie Township, about an hour north of Philadelphia.

Police were called to the home of a 28-year-old man in cardiac arrest.

The man was lying on the floor unconscious.

Officers say the snake's midsection was wrapped around the man's throat, but that the snake's head was just far enough away from the man for a safe shot.

That shot caused the snake to loosen its grip. It slithered away before it died.

Neighbors say they often see the man either holding the snake outside of his house or through windows in the house.

It's not clear what type of snake it was or why it attacked the owner.

The man was still alive when he was taken to the hospital. There was no word on his condition Friday morning.

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How to survive a non venomous snake attack. If the reptile does wrap around your body, you must grab the tail of the snake and try to grip it before it catches your neck.  If it catches the neck, it will try to use its muscles to restrict a victim's breathing.

Non venomous snakes do bite. It carries bacteria inside its mouth.

These animals are extremely difficult to release without a secondary person. It would be extremely wise to never leave children or animals near boa constrictors, pythons and venomous snakes. 

Cops had to kill the snake.

Also, please understand this.

What to do if you are bitten by a pit viper.

1. Do not panic. It drives up the heart rate.

2. Do not suck out the venom.

3. Apply ice to the wound.

4. Make sure you keep a phone on you to contact 9-1-1.

5. Get anti-venom as soon as possible.

If you are within a snake's path. In the case of a rattlesnake, remain calm.

1. Back away from the snake if you hear the rattling of its tail.

2. Carry a shovel or a bottle of rubbing alcohol in case of defending yourself.

3. If you decapitate a pit viper, do not pick up the head. The snake can still bite you.

4. Stay away from pit vipers. Do not approach them.

5. To prevent a bite, stay back 30 feet and give the pit viper its space. 

It's the unfortunate cause and effect of animals and people.

I've said it before and I stand by what I say: "Wild animals are......well you know!"

If you want to be a thrill seeker, you might want to get life insurance.