CPAC: Chalk Full Of Nuts!

I wish I could have been your president, but that "N****r" Obama won and we're pissed about it! - Mitt Romney.

The event for all right wing extremists. Where being an Obama basher is a sure hand clapper. Conservatives will have to be farther to the right of Hitler in order to be a part of the jubilee.

They scratched off the fat guy who is governor of New Jersey. The fat guy embrace the federal assistance of that "Kenyan" Obama. That Virginia governor named Bob is dead to them after he said he wanted to tax his citizens.

The Conservative Action Political Conference is held in Washington. The American Conservative Union gives ratings to politicians who drink the blood of Satan. The one who could be the most conservative gets the invite. So if you're drinking Satan's blood, you're a die hard conservative.

Whereas a handful of nuts come together and with ideas of "America" and "liberty" vomited in a 15 minute speech. Where a bunch of washed up politicos and conservative agitators gather to cry about how that evil "Hussein" Obama defeated their standard bearer.

Perennial loser Mitt Romney and former running mate Congressman Paul Ryan (R-Wisconsin) appeared with the other headliners. Some of them testing the water for potential run for defeat in the presidential election.

Embrace my support, my cult followers! Senator Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) gets the cult riled up just like his daddy.

Senator Tim Scott (R-South Carolina), Senator Marco Rubio (R-Florida), Senator Rand Paul (R-Kentucky), Dr. Benjamin Carson, Texas governor Rick Perry (aka Mr. Oops), Sarah Palin, and Ryan are the often floated around names for a potential run at defeat. Each of them getting an opportunity to shine in the limelight as the person capable of fixing the mess that "Muslim" Obama created the day he took office.

Each event must include a few gun totting celebrates. Besides Mr. Opps, there's Wayne LaPierre and David Keane, the National Rifle Association's standouts. They're trying to scare the audience with threats of gun rationing and pea shooting liberals like the "Elitist" Obama.

Seeing that even a few tokens were present beside Scott, there was Dr. Carson. Carson is the guy who made his political debut at the National Prayer's Breakfast where he promoted conservatism to that "dictator" Obama.

He's back from the ass whooping he got in 2012, Allen West, the former Congressman of Florida.

The CPAC token quota got better, they've add Colonial Allen West to the roster. A defeated politician, the former Florida lawmaker hints another chance to reign in his influence in Washington against the "Socialist" Obama.

Seeing Mr. Oops and those washed up politicos Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum and Sarah Palin was amazing. They've managed to not only attack that "Communist" Obama but take shots at that perennial loser Mitt Romney.

I heard from Arianna's grapevine that even Fox News was snoozing on the perennial loser. They cut his speech shorter than "terrorist" Obama.



Even a few Democrats were there. Look there's a washed up politico like Pat Caddell at CPAC!

Wasn't he the one who wrote an article calling for the "racist" Obama to resign. He and Doug Schoen were on Fox News frequently saying that "totalitarian" Obama was going to lose.

Just ask Dick Morris if he still figured that perennial loser Mitt Romney was ahead of the game!

The Alaskan former governor Sarah Palin is probably kicking herself right now! No one is paying attention to her! So what does a "celebrity" like her go since Fox News let her out of her contract this year?

Why on earth you Republicans couldn't beat my [Democratic] Party? I practically spin the news in your favor! -  Pat Caddell, the washed up politico who once helped Jimmy Carter become president.

Donald Trump, the reality television star who is a mogul of a real estate company decided to be headliner to the event as well. Wow I wonder if the Donald would bring up the questions of that "retard" Obama and his forged birth certificate?

You know Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal and Jeb Bush got little attention for their speeches. After all didn't they once tell the Republicans that they can't run on stupid anymore?



Is Steven Crowder still running around trying to get hit in the face?

Did Artur Davis walk into the arms of friends? I guess he dreamed he was a Democrat. Today he's woken up to become a proud Republican. A former Democratic congressman who got pummeled in the primary nomination for Alabama governor, now wants to run in Virginia as a Republican. How Black is that?

How that minority outreach working for you?

I mean a few Brown and yellow tokens were featured speakers. But there was a whole lot of Confederate themed t-shirts on the backs of old fat White guys. I guess if you're thinking about giving Blacks an opportunity to be proud conservatives, I guess keeping them separated from the rest of society is a conservative principle. We should thank our slavemasters for giving us Black folk food and shelter. They just keeping the animals fed!

It's quite funny that the fat white guys were in the presence of a Black Republican.

The Black Republican thinks he's Fredrick Douglass. And he wants to say the Democrat Party, the one party to nominated that "NIGGER" Obama for president started the Ku Klux Klan.

I guess the Democrat plantation keeps them enslaved by the "gubmint". Ask the fat white guy about us Black folk being happy being enslaved. After all a few scraps and a nice shack keep the Black folk out of trouble right?



You know I am just as surprised that the cabal of lunatics would embrace failures. I mean how did Newt Gingrich get an invite? Didn't he sit next to that crazy liberal Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi (D-California, Minority Leader)? He was at the "tar baby" Obama's inauguration this year!

Could you count the amount of times a speaker says either America, Ronald Reagan, freedom, liberty, Iran, Obama, tyranny, military, new, liberal, Pelosi, Reid, kids (grandkids), future, time is now and take our country back?

No "oops moments" here, my friends! We're packing some heat! - Rick Perry.

I feel such comfort around you great people! You guys give an old gunslinger much love and I shoot my love back! - Wayne LaPierre, the spokesman for the National Rifle Association.

Why didn't you guys focus on that "moron" Obama's birth certificate? - Donald Trump