Sayonara For Jon Stewart!

Jon Stewart will leave The Daily Show.

The news breaking is that Comedy Central's Jon Stewart is leaving The Daily Show, a series that he's been hosting since 1999.

Stewart who has been a fixture among the faithful watchers is resigning at the end of the year. The Comedy Central president released a statement:

“For the better part of the last two decades, I have had the incredible honor and privilege of working with Jon Stewart. His comedic brilliance is second to none. Jon has been at the heart of Comedy Central, championing and nurturing the best talent in the industry, in front of and behind the camera. Through his unique voice and vision, ‘The Daily Show’ has become a cultural touchstone for millions of fans and an unparalleled platform for political comedy that will endure for years to come. Jon will remain at the helm of ‘The Daily Show’ until later this year. He is a comic genius, generous with his time and talent, and will always be a part of the Comedy Central family,” Comedy Central president Michele Ganeless.

No replacement has been announced for Stewart.

This comes fresh after hearing that Stephen Colbert announced his departure for The Late Show on CBS. Writer and director Larry Wilmore teamed up Stewart to create The Nightly Show.

The Cash Fever!

The Powerball is up again. The junk food media is going to drive the poor out to play!

Update: The estimated jackpot was $567 million and the winning tickets were sold in Texas, North Carolina and Puerto Rico. This is a first for the U.S. autonomous territory since joining Powerball in October 2014.

You got the fever?

What type of fever you might ask? 

It's lottery fever! 

The Powerball is up again, ahem! I mean its passed over a half a billion dollars and it can go up without notice. So are you game?

I stated this back in 2013. That the chances are 1:176 by odds. That means you are playing nearly a half of the U.S. population. You are one of 176 million others who are willing to shelve out.

With the huge jackpot such as this Powerball drawing, many Americans are dreaming of a life away from the job. A dream to take a vacation to a place they've always wanted to go.

The impact of being a millionaire comes with a price. You could blow money fast in a few years. Believe me there have been many Americans who lavish in luxury only to be broke in less than 10 years.

Of course, if you're the lucky one. You already know that many friends and family members will be on your case. You will be bothered by almost everyone in the junk food media.

Believe me I am a single man and I bet you my former friends, former girlfriends and family members I don't speak to will come out of the woodwork. They'll act like everything is cool and I am all giving!

Say if you're in the group pool. If you're in the pool and your group won, that one person who didn't play will try to sue the group for a portion of the earnings.

Hey, if you're a single person (not married), you'll be getting requests from suitors. Of course, if you're separated from your spouse or have children, expect the domestic family courts to take a lump out of your winnings.

The IRS and state taxes will be paid immediately upon the victory.

It may take up to a year before you collect the first lump sum of payment. Each winning Mega Millions and Powerball ticket carries a lump sum cash payment option.

The Powerball ticket cost $2 per unit. The Powerball ticket may include a PowerPlay multiplier and each unit cost $3 per unit. You can play up to 10 "lines", for up to 10 "draws" and up to 10 tickets. 

In each game, players select five numbers from a set of 59 white balls and one number from 35 red Powerballs. The number chosen from the red Powerballs may be the same as one of the numbers chosen from the white balls. Players can select their own numbers and/or have the terminal randomly select the numbers (called "quick pick" or "easy pick" among other names, depending on the state). In each drawing, winning numbers are selected using two ball machines, one containing the white balls and the other containing the red Powerballs. 

For the winning numbers, five balls (the white ball numbers) are drawn from the first machine and one (the Powerball number) from the second machine. Games matching at least three white balls and/or the red Powerball win.

Powerball is played in 44 states including the District of Columbia, the U.S. territories of Puerto Rico and U.S. Virgin Islands. 

Like always, you're expected to hear the junk food media talk about the "jackpot" being at record amounts and how they aim the cameras at shoppers purchasing. Each customer saying that if they win....they would change their lives.

Be careful what you play. You are responsible for whatever unit comes out! Be clear in explaining what type of unit you requesting. 

Powerball and Mega Millions are tickets that can not be canceled. You are responsible for whatever unit comes out. Your state lottery commission and the licensed retailer are not responsible for lost, stolen, damaged or altered tickets.

You have to be at least 18 years old to play these games.

Get your tickets.

Best advice for all who win the lottery, is keep a cool head.

The first thing you do is write your name down on the back of the winning ticket. Say if you lose the jackpot ticket! If you have forgotten to sign the ticket and it gets lost, then it's your word against the winner's.

Second, make sure you cancel out your Facebook, Twitter, YouTube or any other social networking website your on. That's the next thing that happens when you're a winner.

Third, you cancel your phone numbers and limit your email intake. Obviously you'll be swamped with phone numbers and well wishers asking if you're willing to shelve out a little cash. Trial lawyers, charity groups, the junk food media and scammers will take advantage of you. Some charity groups will not often bother you, but there are some that pose as legitimate but in reality a scam. 

Fourth, hire a qualified lottery attorney. Make sure you have a qualified attorney who specializes in handling large sums of money. Don't assume every attorney is well respected in handling your financial earnings.

Fifth, don't quit a job until you are sure you've won the lottery. Don't rush to judgment about being a lottery winner. Sometimes a person who wins the lottery never expects it to happen so don't sit around the house hoping the day will come you'll be the millionaire. Don't burn bridges with your job. You may end up back at it if you decide to go back into the workforce.

Sixth, pay off debts to college loans, house, billings, and credit cards. Don't let these issues ruin your credit score or chances at buying better things.

Seventh, invest your money in a trust fund if you have children or family members you can trust if you should die. Make a will or entrust. Make sure you know that you have a family member or a trusted friend who will take care of the winnings once you pass away.

Eighth, have fun with your earnings. Don't blow it on things that obviously will attract negative attention. Yeah, this is a gateway to putting in other venues. Some may blow their money at casinos, horsetracks, fantasy football and online poker. Granted that you are given the right to do whatever you want with your earnings, but seriously are going to get a gold stature of your image? Are willing to have five chefs, a butler, housekeeper, nanny, and chauffeur on the payroll? You going to buy a $100,000 vehicle! 

Ninth, be humble. Cause money will change a person when they're rich. Don't expect your life to be "normal" when you win the lottery. Cause it's not going to be normal. It could a great experience or the worst thing.

Lastly, The Have-Nots Will Always Try To Make You Feel Guilty About Winning. Ignore Them And Be Happy About Your Success.

Okay, let's go back to John Oliver and his take on the lottery.

You Are F**king Annoying!

Merry Christmas to all those reading here at Journal de la Reyna.

Mediaite announces their worst agitators in the media. No surprise that Rev. Perm, Don Lemon, and Ronan Farrow were ranked up as some of the worst agitators in the media. But one that manage to beat them by far is that annoying conservative agitator.

This will be the most happiest thing to say to the face of America's most annoying conservative agitator. I am proudly saying to Sean Hannity of talk radio and Fox News, that the world hates you!

Nah, that's too harsh. Know that many of your colleagues and those who wrote for Mediaite hate you!

Seriously, not everyone hates him. He is surely hated by a majority of those in the junk food media.

It's just his demeanor, the way he talks down guest who disagree with him and the pseudo-patriotism on his right wing carnival. They rank that top reason to be voted the "worst" cable news host.

Sean, I think you're a very successful person. No question. You have a gift that granted you the power to influence millions of your viewers, listeners, readers and followers. You can say that you're not a failure. But however, I would just say this with no remorse:

You are fucking annoying! You are the reasons why America is driven down into the cesspool. You figured that since President Barack Obama won reelection, the people who voted for him are "stupid" to paraphrase Jonathan Guber.

Mediaite says that he is by far the worst cable news host ever.

You have the right to criticize the president regardless of the good or bad he's done. But quite frankly, you can't give him credit for anything. Even in the wake of an economy rebounding, the killing of Osama bin Laden, the lower prices in fuel and stable relationships with our allies, you seem to credit George W. Bush and Republicans. That's your opinion and your right. But clearly, ignoring Obama's achievements is certainly a reason for the Mediaite ranking.

The moment he got into the White House, I've heard the word vomit of Jeremiah Wright, Bill Ayers, birth certificates, bowing, golfing, and vacations from you. It's repetitive and it seems to stick among the listeners of your programs.

For everything wrong with America doesn't solely lie on the feet of Obama. The Republicans, Democrats and of course the media deserve the blame. Sean, you are a part of the media and yes you're a part of America's downfall.

You are a Republican agitator. You support the deviants. You support racists. You support stupidity.

You have your head in the sand. Your head is comfortably fitted right up your ass.

You will forever be the second most listened talk radio agitator and third most watched on that network.

You got demoted for a reason. You were the forefront of that network's credibility being challenged by the very liberals you hate so much. It's a damn shame that even some conservatives can't stand you!

Joe Scarborough (aka Blow Joe), Erick Erickson, Michael Steele, Steven Crowder, and Bill O'Reilly (aka O'Loofus) can't stand you.

You can't go a freaking day without mentioning Barack Obama name in a sentence.

If you claim that I am a brainwashed liberal and all that other garbage, I want you to know. I've studied you and listened to your radio show since 2007

For the seven years, I've come to respect you and loathe you as well. The loathe is basically simple.

You and that other annoying talk radio turd smoother the others out. You are heard on 500 radio stations and pretty much wipe out the local agitators who have the same obsession with Obama.

You have a mighty good fanbase. Half of the shit you be telling them is pretty much bonk. But since you've said it, I guess  no matter what, it's true to them.

Keep doing what you do at your own peril, Sean. Sooner or later, Roger is going to pull the plug on you. And the next thing I'll be hearing is you landing a show on TheBlaze.

So I am predicting this in essence of 2015, I will continue to see the downfall. I am certain that in less than five years, Sean will be either sacked from that network or pulled from radio.

I count the days until that happen.

Again, I wish you well. But Sean, you're on the wrong path. Change course. Seriously, change course!

THE 10 REASONS TO WHY HE WAS CONSIDERED THE WORST!

10. Calling Jay-Z a former crack dealer, knowing that he's a media mogul. Upset that Jay-Z talked New York governor Andrew Cuomo and President Barack Obama.

9. Telling actor Charles Grodin that he would be waterboarded for charity. Never attempted to do it.

8. Telling his listeners in Cincinnati that he'll be in for a Tea Party rally that costed $25 to attend. When Media Matters for America exposed that, Roger Ailes ordered him back to the studio. He almost got fired after that incident.

7. Telling his audience that Barack Obama will lose in a landslide.

6. Interviewing a guest who was a beach bum on welfare assistance. I am guessing this guy was an actor and staged the whole ordeal to get attention.

5. Picking a fight with Jon Stewart. Obviously, fighting a comedian makes him look like he can't take a joke. Stewart caught him using footage from Glenn Beck's Tea Party rally to give Michele Bachmann's Tea Party rally the impression that it was packed. Stewart also pointed out his support for anti-Black and anti-gubmint rancher Cliven Bundy. Mocked him for his interaction with police being a privileged White man, Stewart also hammered Sean after the agitator label the comedian a "chief apologist" for the Barack Obama administration.

4. Calling Barack Obama the "anointed one", "crybaby in chief" and constantly name dropping him even in the most trivial themes. Notoriously mocking the president for doing arm curls with mini weight.

3. Getting demoted from the 9pm spot after 15 years. His show is basically a screamfest.

2. Giving airtime to extremists like Pat Buchanan, Dick Morris, Allen West, Ann Coulter, Jesse Lee Peterson, Michelle Malkin, Mark Fuhrman, C.L. Bryant, and David Webb.

1. Saying  people who agree with him are "Great American". Whenever they disagree with him, he curses at them. He complains about how anti-American some are because they don't agree with him.

@TheMattWilstein Lets do the BEST OF MEDIAITE CONCHA. ALL THE REST OF U MEDIAMATTERS WANNABEES SUCK IMHO . #badge of honor
— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) December 22, 2014

.@seanhannity @TheMattWilstein Sean, you may want to dial back your vein-popping rage. This was a survey of your colleagues, not our opinion
— Andrew Kirell (@AndrewKirell) December 22, 2014

Hannity: Jon Stewart Caught A STD D**k-Riding Obama!

Gloating about Republican victory, that annoying conservative agitator reignites his feud with Jon Stewart.

Of course that's not what that annoying ass conservative agitator said, but it's more worthy of what the tension is between him and Comedy Central's Jon Stewart.

On the note of who deserves credit for Republicans taking control of Congress. I give credit to Laura Ingraham as the one who helped the insurgency and Republicans take control of Congress. She is the most active and somewhat likable agitator in the conservative media. Without her influences on the Republican primaries, none of this would have happen.

Congratulations to her and the Republicans.

Someone who I refuse to give credit to is this annoying ass conservative agitator who was demoted for being somewhat of a pain in the neck for Chief Roger. He and the old fart in the afternoon get no credit. I wish they were more active in making Republicans look even more stupider than they are. These agitators may have popped the corks of their champagne bottles and firearms, but you can't seriously give them credit for a lackluster turnout. A crop of weak candidates who ran away from the president when things were getting better. Despite the good, the Democrats went soft and got slammed hard.

Now this is the very same man who picked a fight with a comedian only seven months ago during a debate over an extremist rancher squaring off with federal land agents over his cattle grazing on protected land.

Now he doing a little gloating and a not so nice shot at the comedian. He said that Jon Stewart of the Daily Show has his head so far up Obama's ass, it's unbelievable he can see clearly.

Expect this feud to get even uglier when Jon Stewart responds to that annoying conservative agitator's comments.

"Nearly 50 million Americans on food stamps, nearly 50 million in poverty, the lowest labor participation rate since 1978, and Jon's beloved president who once said George Bush's debt was 'irresponsible and unpatriotic' has almost accumulated more debt then every other President before him combined," Hannity wrote. "Do I even need to remind him about keeping our doctors, our health plans and saving money? And how is that healthcare website working out?  Or Iraq, Isis, the 'Russian reset'?"

"Jon's problem is he has his head so far up Obama's ass he cannot see clearly, he is obviously better suited to reading his joke writers material, and making his clapping seal audience happy," Hannity continued.

"I await another Rally to Restore Sanity with Fatwah supporter Cat Stevens!!" he said, referring to the event that Stewart and Stephen Colbert hosted in Washington, D.C., in 2010.

This was from The Politico. This was a response to the Rolling Stone interview Stewart had in which he referred to the annoying conservative agitator as "loathsome".

Stewart reflects on the midterm elections. The Rolling Stone had interviewed him on his tenure and what makes his show successful and his new movie Rosewater, a thriller that's coming to theaters this fall. They also mentioned his ongoing attacks on Loserville.

Stewart made note that he respects O'Loofus as a broadcaster, but slams that network as an instrument for the divisive and destructive culture in American media.

He love to mock Loserville for its sensationalist reports.

I think that [Chief Roger's tactics created a great gift that was] mainstreaming that nativist, paranoid streak in American politics and putting it on television in a much prettier, shinier box. What they did was change the inflection point. AM talk radio is, "We are being robbed by communists and progressives that are destroying this country. They are a cancer and treasonous!" [Loserville] does it like, [sweet, cheery voice] "Are we being run by communists? Is it treason what they're doing? Let's have the discussion."

[That annoying conservative agitator] is a populist with a nativist bent. There's that sort of grand nostalgia that a certain type of populist has for the country that used to exist in this magical state, but that's not actually real. O'Loofus has this vision of Levittown and how it made him, but there was a bar of entry to that. The fact his family could get that house and build wealth there is a big deal.

[That annoying conservative agitator] is probably the most loathsome dude over there. That's just pure cynicism, and it's horrible. Everything is presented in as devious a manner as it could be possibly be presented. [And if asked to appear on the Daily Show, it's not going to happen] That's probably a shortcoming, but I have no interest in that. I probably should. It would be interesting, I guess.

I guess Stewart will respond to the "head up Obama's ass" remark on his program tonight. We'll see. The junk food media does love to cover their feud.

Alright, before you give any feedback to this story. Ground rules. I will not refer to that annoying conservative agitator by name in any of my postings. The only time I refer to him by his name is only in the title. I listen to his show on radio and television and I do get tired of him repeating Obama's name over and over. He says Obama name over 1,000 times in a day. That's why I refer to him as an annoying conservative agitator.

Second, I don't have much respect for that network. I believe it's a communication arm for the Republican Party.

Third, I will refer to Bill O'Reilly as O'Loofus.

I will not mention that network by name. I will call it Loserville. The reason comes from Obama New (aka MSNBC) president Phil Griffin's takedown of that network during its brief surge in ratings.

I decided to stick with it.

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John Oliver: The Poor Make The Lottery A Success!

The Multi-State Lottery Association releases a new game. Monopoly Millionaires Club begins. Many states are licensed to sell this game. Hasbro authorized the usage of its game.

HBO's Last Week Tonight is a hit. The former writer and contributor to The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, John Oliver host the program. This episode got me thinking. Oliver covers the state lotteries.

How could  45 states, DC and three territories profit off the lottery?

They take advantage of the poor.

Gambling is the wagering of money or something of material value (referred to as "the stakes") on an event with an uncertain outcome with the primary intent of winning additional money and/or material goods. Gambling thus requires three elements be present: consideration, chance and prize.

The outcome of the wager is often immediate, such as a single roll of dice or a spin of a roulette wheel, but longer time frames are also common, allowing wagers on the outcome of a future sports contest or even an entire sports season.

John Oliver on the idea that the lottery boosts funding for education... pic.twitter.com/VUsyadCbwg
— Last Week Tonight (@LastWeekTonight) November 10, 2014

John Oliver nails it to the wall and let's it hang. It's gone viral and I hope you take interest in it.

Jon Stewart Takes The Daily Show To FedEX Field!

Jason Jones (center) heads to FedEx Field to confront die hard Washington Redskin fans over the controversy of the name.

Comedian Jon Stewart is probably one of the most gifted talents to ever walk this earth. His satire based The Daily Show has often proven a point one too many times.

The Daily Show's crack team of writers have often go into a situation and bring the laughter and figuratively speaking seriousness of what's going on in the world.

Stewart has picked up on the controversy with the naming of the Washington Redskins, NFC franchise.

Many Native Americans are frustrated with the naming of some of America's professional teams.

Two come to mind, the Washington Redskins and Cleveland Indians. These two franchises have often displayed stereotypical and negative depictions of the American Indian.

Controversy continues with the naming of the team.

Comedian Jason Jones along with some Native American activist go to Landover to meet some of the fans. Yes, it's going to be uncomfortable.

Jones and his "Daily Show" producers interviewed the group of die hard fans, then brought them face-to-face with a group of Native Americans activists who fiercely oppose the team's name and logo.

The segment also featured an interview with team owner Daniel Snyder, who reiterated his stance that the name Redskins isn't offensive. "The name of our team is the name of our team," he told Jones. "It represents honor, it represents pride, it represents respect."

The outcry is strong and hopefully the NFL despite all the controversy from its players attacking women make one good decision this year.

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Conservative Outrage Over Obama Salute With Coffee!

A salute with a cup drew ire from the foes!

God damn it, will you idiots stop whining about what the president does?


The racist right is all upset over the president saluting a Marine with a coffee in his hand. Loserville and all the usual suspects went to town on the "latte salute".

As President Obama exits Marine One, he salutes two Marines with a coffee cup in the hand.



Cue the outrage from the racist right!

Outrage this morning over Pres Obama's salute with a coffee cup in his hand! What do you make of this #LatteSalute?? pic.twitter.com/qisJL48yIw
— FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) September 24, 2014

"@dahbigj: Hey Barry, you can't blame Bush for your lack of respect to those who serve and protect you. #LatteSalute pic.twitter.com/yc0cqUdiNk"
— Prudence (@dennygirltwo) September 24, 2014

Why didn't he just toss his Starbucks cup on the ground like the #ClimateMarch activists? #LatteSalute pic.twitter.com/qBlJyGf3yJ
— MrsLibertas (@Bloviate_Barbie) September 24, 2014

So the #lattesalute was bizarre. Why’d the @WhiteHouse even post that video? Coffee cup was the first thing I noticed on that Instagram.
— Eli Yokley (@eyokley) September 23, 2014

Disrespectful Creep in Chief RT @PJMedia_com: President Obama establishes the #LatteSalute? Watch: http://t.co/60DnryO93A
— Joe's Law (@JoeNYLaw) September 23, 2014

Sometimes you got to wonder how far will these people go before they cause themselves heart attacks.

From day one, the racist right aided by the insurgency and Loserville managed to make Republicans look childish and even more stupider than usual.

#semperlatte hashtag links you to the National Republican Senatorial Committee's website.

This stuff right here plays into the trap that the Republican Party and its allies are invested in worrying about issues that aren't beneficial to the American people.

I don't understand how Republican have an edge in the Midterms when they spent a majority of the six years of Obama's presidency bitching and whining.

Did you know that the Republicans are fundraising off the "outrage"?

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Michael Che Heads To SNL!

Michael Che is picked to lead SNL's Weekend Update.

The Daily Show contributor Michael Che, who just recently gave a scathing satire to officer involved shootings on Blacks is heading to 30 Rock.

Just after a few months as the contributor for The Daily Show, he was chosen to be the lead anchor for Weekend Update. The Weekend Update is a common fixture that weekly outlook to the national events in the news. It gave Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Seth Meyers, and Jimmy Fallon national acclaim.

Che will sit at the Weekend Update desk with Colin Jost, who made his debut on Weekend Update back in March.

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Jon Stewart Slams Loserville Over Its Ferguson Coverage!

Stewart goes hard on the junk food media and their coverage of Ferguson. One network in particular got his attention.

The Daily Show goes on vacation in August. Usually, Jon Stewart still has his crew keeps him updated on the latest events for the month.

What happened?

Ebola. Two humanitarian doctors were cured after being exposed to the deadly virus. That sparked weeks of talk about the situation.

Immigration reform. The lawmakers are on vacation and they still haven't pass immigration reform. President Barack Obama will issue an executive order giving him some power to handle the crisis. Immigrant children are coming the United States to flee civil war.

The president's golf outing during the beheading of James Foley. An American journalist was beheaded by ISIS terrorists. The terrorist in the video beheads Foley and sparked outcry from the world. The president spoke somber statements of Foley and wanted those responsible to be brought to justice. After a few hours, he was back on Martha's Vineyard playing golf. That sparked controversy.

John Crawford III. The young man was killed by two Beavercreek, Ohio police. He was playing with an air rifle and the police shot him without giving proper commands. That triggered controversy.

Stewart is getting really annoyed with this guy. He believes that annoying conservative agitator ruins traditional news.

Eric Garner. The man who was accused by the New York Police Department of selling loose cigarettes. As they tried to arrest Garner, they put him in a chokehold. He would suffer cardiac arrest.

Burger King and Tim Horton's are combining themselves into one company. Burger King is temped to move to Tim Horton's corporate headquarters in Canada and it sparked outcry from lawmakers and fans of the fast food chains.

These are issues that Jon Stewart covered since his return.

All of these issues were mentioned by that annoying conservative agitator and his network Loserville.

Guess where Jon Stewart went after?

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Larry Wilmore Will Replace Stephen Colbert!

Comedy Central announced that the comedy writer and director Larry Wilmore will replace Stephen Colbert effective March 2015.

The Daily Show's "Senior" Black correspondent who often goes hard on Republicans and the Tea Party for its not so subtle racism is going to follow Jon Stewart, the head hancho of the program.

The Colbert Report will be renamed The Minority Report.

Wilmore and his brother Marc have been comedy writers for The Bernie Mac Show, In Living Color and The Jamie Foxx Show.

Wilmore as an actor have appeared on Damon Wayans, Jr.'s comedy Happy Endings, In Living Color, and The Facts of Life.

His brother Marc was also a feature on In Living Color and a writer for The Simpsons.

Stephen Colbert was announced as the successor to David Letterman when he retires from The Late Show.

Colbert has hosted The Colbert Report since 2005 and has been a target of criticism by the likes of O'Loofus (by whom Colbert refers to as "Papa Bear").

Well wishes to Larry on his new gig.

Well wishes to Stephen on his new late night spot.

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Craig Ferguson: I Quit!

Craig Ferguson is out leaving the Late Late Show.

CBS announced that Stephen Colbert will host Late Show this year. David Letterman is retiring and the executives felt that Colbert was the most suitable choice.

Well news came overnight that the Late Late Show host Craig Ferguson is calling it quits.

The Associated Press report that the Scottish comedian and entertainer hosted since the Late Late 2005.

Ferguson told his studio audience during Monday's taping that he will step down at the end of the year.

Ferguson's show airs after Letterman's, at 12:35 a.m. on weekdays.

The move was no surprise after CBS announced that Stephen Colbert will replace Letterman next year. There was a time that Ferguson, whose show won a Peabody Award in 2009, was considered a strong contender for that job.

But "The Late Late Show" has faded in the ratings, particularly with the arrival of Seth Meyers in February as competition in the same time slot.

"CBS and I are not getting divorced, we are consciously uncoupling," Ferguson said. "But we will still spend holidays together and share custody of the fake horse and robot skeleton, both of whom we love very much."

He told the audience it was his decision to leave, adding, "CBS has been fine with me."

CBS Entertainment Chairwoman Nina Tassler said Ferguson "infused the broadcast with tremendous energy, unique comedy, insightful interviews and some of the most heartfelt monologues seen on television."

He already has a new job lined up, as host of "Celebrity Name Game," a syndicated game show set to debut later this year.

But he joked about his plans with the audience.

David Letterman and Craig Ferguson are bouncing from CBS late nights.

After his stint ends, "I'll go and do something else. Probably, I'm thinking, carpentry. But I haven't made my mind up yet. ... I feel like doing this show for 10 years, that's enough," he said.

Guest LL Cool J told Ferguson that "I hate to see you go."

It's been an unusually busy period of personnel changes in the late-night television arena. Jimmy Fallon took over the "Tonight" show on NBC from Jay Leno in February and was an instant sensation, ascending to the top of the ratings against Letterman and ABC's Jimmy Kimmel. Letterman announced that he would be leaving CBS after more than three decades in late-night TV.

Chelsea Handler also has said she will be leaving her late-night show on E!

CBS said it plans to continue "The Late Late Show" and will be searching for another host. There's another opening at Comedy Central, which is looking to replace "The Colbert Report" when it ends at the end of the year.

Hannity Goes Berserk On Jon Stewart!

That Guy Who Helped Obama Win is tired of being mocked by comedian. So now he's launched a feud against Comedy Central's host Jon Stewart.

That Guy Who Helped Obama Win is a certified asshole. The conservative agitator is so obsessed with taking down President Barack Obama it actually backfires.

I've explained it too many times that he's nothing more than a well paid agitator who relishes in division and hate.

Do you know that picking a fight with Jon Stewart will result in a bitter defeat?

It's not Jon Stewart's fault that he caught this punk ass conservative agitator lying to his audience yet again.

He's just telling the damn truth about that stupid right wing militia rancher. That rancher refuses to follow federal law and respect property. He making a mountain out of a mole hill. He's being a total asshole.

He and those who support him are WHITE EXTREMIST!

That annoying conservative agitator is stringing the possibility of a domestic terrorist attack.

Mediaite reports that That Guy Who Helped Obama Win went after Jon Stewart Tuesday night for mocking him over his support of Cliven Bundy and hypocrisy therewith. That annoying conservative agitator mused that Stewart is “kind of obsessed” with him, and called the late night comic the “chief apologist for the Obama administration.”

Obviously Jon Stewart catches the hypocrisy that comes out of that asshole's mouth.

The annoying conservative agitator insisted his main problem is with government overreach in Nevada, turning the tables on Stewart to wonder where he stands on Bundy, wildly speculating what Stewart’s true feelings on the situation could be. And beyond that, that conservative agitator rehashed his old foes.

“Did Jon Stewart ask Barack Obama about his friendship [with] this unapologetic domestic terrorist Bill Ayers [and Jeremiah Wright]?” says That Guy Who Helped Obama Win.

The annoying conservative agitator called Stewart a “comedic hack” and randomly brought up the inclusion of Cat Stevens (who supported a fatwa on Salman Rushdie) at the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear hosted by Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

National Review‘s Kevin Williamson called Stewart a “half-bright late night television comedian” with a “vulgar and extensive audience,” telling the conservative agitator, “I’m sort of embarrassed with the country and myself that we have to sit here and talk about Jon Stewart.”

Colbert Gets The Late Night Spot!

The best decision for Late Night.

Clear front runner.

The Comedy Central satirist is going to be in the late night chair soon. After David Letterman retires, it's clear that Stephen Colbert will take the mantle of Late Night on CBS.

Announced today, CBS president Les Moonves was proud that the comedian will take the seat where Dave sat for over 20 years.

"Stephen Colbert is one of the most inventive and respected forces on television," CBS Chairman and CEO Les Moonves said in a statement Thursday. "David Letterman's legacy and accomplishments are an incredible source of pride for all of us here, and today's announcement speaks to our commitment of upholding what he established for CBS in late night."

Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart mock the controversial New Yorker magazine cover of President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama. The New Yorker was trying to make note of the racist right's attacks on the Obamas. Turns out that did more harm than good.

The 49-year-old Colbert, who signed a five-year deal, said in a statement: "Simply being a guest on David Letterman's show has been a highlight of my career. I never dreamed that I would follow in his footsteps, though everyone in late night follows Dave's lead. I'm thrilled and grateful that CBS chose me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go grind a gap in my front teeth."

Colbert's premiere date will be revealed after Letterman figures out a timetable for his final episodes. According to CBS, "Late Show" creative elements, as well as the producers and the location for the Colbert-hosted "Late Show" will be announced at a later date.

Colbert in character. The Comedy Central host of The Colbert Report will end in 2015. He will take the mantle of Late Night when David Letterman retires.

The news will leave a big gap in the lineup at Comedy Central, which has aired "The Colbert Report" since 2005. The network issued the following statement Thursday: "Comedy Central is proud that the incredibly talented Stephen Colbert has been part of our family for nearly two decades. We look forward to the next eight months of the ground-breaking 'Colbert Report' and wish Stephen the very best."

"The Colbert Report" has earned two Peabody Awards and 27 Emmy nominations. In 2013, it scored the Emmy for outstanding variety series. The series took home Emmy wins for outstanding writing for a variety, music or comedy program in 2008, 2010 and 2013.

Before hosting his own show, Colbert rose to fame as a correspondent on Comedy Central's "The Daily Show."

Conservative Outrage Over Stephen Colbert!

Comedy in bad taste?

The Comedy Central satirist and fake anchor of The Colbert Report is facing criticism over an apparent knock at Asian Americans. One in particular is a conservative agitator who doesn't even acknowledge her heritage as a Filipino-American.


The turd flipper and her blog finally found racism. There's a movement online to cancel the comedian's show.

The hastag #CancelColbert is springing up on the social networks because apparently Stephen Colbert said something that pissed off the Asian American community.

Let's take a look at the controversy.

ANNOUNCEMENT: @StephenAtHome and @ColbertReport deleted tweet. They caught on, but we have evidence. #CancelColbert pic.twitter.com/n5pwW0bLSy
— Suey Park (@suey_park) March 28, 2014

Suey Park is the creator of the Cancel Colbert movement. She is a well known internet activist and her impact has got the junk food media involved. The feud is ongoing because she felt that even though he's entertaining the audience, his mention of Asian stereotypes have crossed the line.

I used to respect and enjoy your work, @ColbertReport. Fuck you.
— Suey Park (@suey_park) March 27, 2014

This seem to grab the attention of the conservative agitator who is known throw racial slurs and insults in the direction of those she disagrees with. The turd flipper continues to be the gadfly of the racist right.

Co-sign! RT @suey_park I'm sick of liberals hiding behind assumed "progressiveness" #CancelColbert
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) March 28, 2014

Colbert then addressed the firestorm from his personal Twitter account, and the official "The Colbert Report" account later clarified that Comedy Central, not Colbert or anyone who works for his show, managed that account.

#CancelColbert - I agree! Just saw @ColbertReport tweet. I share your rage. Who is that, though? I'm @StephenAtHome http://t.co/e0Pqz7U7i9
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) March 28, 2014

The official Colbert Report tweeted also

For the record @ColbertReport is not controlled by Stephen Colbert or his show. He is @StephenAtHome Sorry for the confusion #CancelColbert
— The Colbert Report (@ColbertReport) March 28, 2014

This is a Comedy Central account, with no oversight from Stephen/show. Here is quoted line in context http://t.co/UFnaFfOSpn #cancelcolbert
— The Colbert Report (@ColbertReport) March 28, 2014

Any thoughts on this controversy?

Do you believe the turd flipper is just meddling or Stephen Colbert is a flaming liberal racist as she calls him?

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Obama: [At Least] I Wasn't Punked On TV Like Bill O'Reilly!

O'Loofus gets his facts wrong as usual.

The Loserville agitator would slam President Barack Obama for making a last ditch effort to promote the American Care Act. He would compare this event to the 19th Century president Abraham Lincoln.

Well the president decided to aim a 3-point shot at the conservative agiator.

O'Loofus (aka Bill O'Reilly) is the number one news agitator. His show The O'Loofus Factor, is the prime time king in ratings. That along with Undermine Report with Bret Beier are the only outlets President Barack Obama gone to during his ongoing war with Loserville.

The arm chair generals are pissed that Russian Federation president Vladimir Putin took control of Ukraine's Crimea, a former state that became an independent autonomy under Russian control.

The racist right and their allies believe that the world is coming to an end because the president is cutting back on military forces. After a long wary war in Afghanistan, we're closing it out with all the troops coming home.

Obama believes Loserville is the communication arm of the Republican Party.

The neo-con racists are doing the fives (what, who, why, where and how). They want the president to do more than impose sanctions on Russia. They want the president to do something other than go on Between Two Ferns.

They were pissed that the president went to a mock interview with actor Zach Galifianakis to plug the ACA.

O'Loofus struck hard on the president by saying "....for a president under intense scrutiny they do a comedy show raises some questions. First of all, I don't really have a problem with it in general but I think the timing hurts Mr. Obama, the timing continues to be problematic and Putin is clearly testing the President.

It looks like Putin believes the President is a light weight with a comedy video counter that? I'm just asking. Here's the most important thing the Affordable Healthcare Act is dubious to say the least. And using a comedic Web site to enroll people is a little bit desperate, don't you think? I mean I'm all for PR and if Carney wanted to go on Funny Or Die, fine but the President of the United States?

All I can tell is you Abe Lincoln would not have done it. There comes a point when serious times call for serious action. We're a divided nation which Talking Points believes is in decline. Mr. Obama is quick, has a good sense of humor. Those are assets.

Stephen Colbert punks Loserville quite often.

But he needs to be aware. He needs to be aware of how his enemies perceive him because I believe the testing of America is just getting started."

O'Loofus believes that the interview was demeaning and an embarrassment to the office.

President Barack Obama responds back to the criticism.

"First of all, if you read back on Lincoln, he loved telling the occasional bawdy joke, and, you know, being out among regular folks."



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Conservative Outrage Over Obama Interview By Zach Galifianakis!

Zach Galifianakis shows President Barack Obama his spider bite.

The most internet savvy president goes to a webcast for his last ditch effort to encourage young Americans to sign up for the Affordable Care Act. He appears on Between Two Ferns with comedian Zach Galifianakis, the breakout star of the hit movie The Hangover.

The president gets ribbed in good humor by the comedian over some of the most asinine kookspiracy-themed questions agitated by the racist right.

Some of the questions that Galifianakis asked were:

“What is it like to be the last black president?”

“Which country were you rooting for in the Winter Olympics?”

“Where are you planning on building your presidential library? In Hawaii or your home country of Kenya?”

It was a great interview. All in good fun for Mr. Obama. However in good fun, here comes the criticism.

The Obama Derangement Syndrome is in full effect by our friends in the racist right.

He wasn't impressed by the president's interview with Zach Galifianakis.

King Hippo launches his assault on the interview:

KING HIPPO: Obama was on a Web comedy show. The show is called Between Two Ferns, and what it is, it's an Internet talk show. It is hosted by a comedian by the name of Zach Galifianakis. It's a parody of talk shows and essentially what it does is it gets A-list guests in there and roasts them in the form of an interview. It strips away all the pomposity and it is these people being treated -- I don't know why do it, but they show up and they get mocked and laughed at and insulted, and Obama showed up at this thing. Obama was a guest.

Now, if you wonder why people are losing respect for the president -- and I think people are. I think what's happening here is actually devastating to the office, and it began with Bill Clinton. It began with Bill Clinton. There was an arrest and a restoration when George W. Bush was there, but the office of the presidency has taken a big hit dignity-wise. And with Obama constantly on TV and constantly campaigning and making jokes and yuk yuks about inconsequential things, but doing it to build a bond between himself and the lowest-common-denominator voters, the low-information voters, it's an unseemly, sad thing.

Loserville goes right into the mix with their criticism of the interview.



Then of course some of the country's most annoying agitators make noise about it.

Smart move or desperate act? Was it a good idea for @BarackObama to go on comedian Zach Galifianakis' comedy web show to push #Obamacare?
— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) March 12, 2014

Yeah, presiding over America's decline is a knee-slapper. "Obama’s New Approach Takes a Humorous Turn" http://t.co/WuWuHqpMoU
— Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) March 11, 2014

News is doomed. Sharyl Attkisson resigns, and our press conferences are prank-interviews by a dumbass from the Hangover movies.
— Tim Graham (@TimJGraham) March 11, 2014

Honestly, this is a bunch of humorless nitwits. They really find it funny when their friends in the racist right pass around those "funny" emails depicting the president and First Lady Michelle Obama as monkeys.

Sure they love to photo blast the president to objects and stupid themes.

It's a damn shame that once again Obama Derangement Syndrome continues to infect those agitators in the junk food media. They can't go a day without saying something about the president.

Republicans and their allies in the racist right relish on negativity. If it wasn't for negativity, the Tea Party Movement wouldn't exist. I mean you the right to criticized the president. But somehow this criticism is different.

I mean with the first Black president, Republicans and their hateful allies are trying to use every dirty trick out of the book to win back Congress. They will try to ruin President Obama with their hateful agenda.

They don't care about the middle class, women, people of color and those who aren't like them.

Ahem, Blacks, Hispanics, the LGBT community, Muslims, and atheists exists.

And these groups are growing. I suggest that Republicans better know your generation. The young voters are likely the ones who could put them back in the minority.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: President Barack Obama from President Barack Obama      

The Simpsons Take Aim At Loserville!

Kent Brockman reunited with MSNBC's Rachel Maddow after he rejected her offer to host his own cable news show.

The Fox animated sitcom took another shot at Loserville.

To make it even better, the invited Rachel Maddow on the episode.

The Simpsons is the longest running primetime sitcom. With 533 episodes and running, America's most successful comedy is not a fan of the conservative leaning network.

Sometime ago, Loserville warned the producers not to run a ticker on the program. They seriously believe that the ticker could confuse viewers.

The Simpsons also managed to take a shot at CNN for their horrible ratings and The New York Times for its decline sales and readership.

The Simpsons reflect on a death of a character. Channel 6 anchor Kent Brockman played by Harry Shearer (talk radio host/voice actor) meets Maddow and felt regrets about missing his break to enter cable news.

So he heads to New York to take a job with Loserville and had second thoughts after a Loserville executive gave him remote control to make a Republican lawmaker become a Democrat after he said some embarrassing stuff.

Harry Shearer is the host of Le Show on NPR stations. He is the voice of Ned Flanders, Montgomery Burns, Symthers, Principal Seymour Skinner, Lenny, Otto The Bus Driver, Reverend Lovejoy, Dr. Hibbert and Reiner Wolfcastle.

Yeah, it's an ongoing feud with the producers and the conservative news network.

Other members of the news media include: Keith Olbermann, Dan Rather, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Rupert Mudoch (CEO of NewsCorporation), Larry King, Anderson Cooper and Brian Williams.

MSNBC recently added actor Alec Baldwin to their weekend lineup. Lawrence O'Donnell is off on Fridays, and in order to fill time, Baldwin was given a spot. His program is on at 10pm.

Ironic he actually is feuding with That Guy Who Helped Obama Win. That Guy was demoted to the 10pm spot when Chief Roger had enough of the sideshow. Chief Roger replaced the 9pm spot with Kelly The Ambulance Chaser.

North Carolina GOP Fires Chairman After He Said Some Racist Sh*t!

Don Yelton and Neo-Confederate extremist H.K. Edgerton. Yelton was fired from his duties after he appeared on The Daily Show to show his funny side. Edgerton is a Black extremist who believes that he's a descendant of the Black Confederacy soldiers.

Reince Priebus: So how's that diversity tour?

I am guessing that rainbow will still have more shades of White.

The Republican's rehabilitation tour is a disaster. They still haven't learned their lesson from the 2012 U.S. Elections.

Looks like Jon Stewart has knock one out the park again. As a comedian and satirist, it almost hits close to home on how he's criticizing the president and Congress.

Stewart figured that the politicos in Washington are pretty useless.

He's so right!

The Daily Show covers the ongoing controversy with North Carolina's voter identification laws that will probably affect thousands of its residents who may not have access to the ballot box.

This jackass Don Yelton was let go after he made some inflammatory statements about Blacks and President Barack Obama.

Of course, now that's he's out, he's now saying that the Republicans are "just like him" and they're a bunch of "wusses" for not speaking what is the truth.

Aasif Mandvi is a comedian and writer for The Daily Show. He managed to interview Congressman John Lewis (D-Georgia) on the Supreme Court's decision this year to strike down the key proponent of the Civil Rights Act.

And of course, this asshole Yelton had the nerve to call Blacks "LAZY" and hope the Republican governor Pat McCrory continues his path to guarantee Republican victories.

Keep telling your Republican friend, that Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. wasn't a Republican. If he was, he would be ashamed of the Republican Party today.

Arsenio Hall: We're Making History!

Television personality Arsenio Hall made a big comeback this month. September is off to a great start for the Arseino Hall Show. The debut of his late night talk show proves to be fruitful. His ratings are good.

Coming out of semi-retirement the entertainer revived The Arsenio Hall Show. On most of your CW affiliate stations, Arsenio is on. During the 1990s he would do celebrity interviews and became a focal point to Arkansas governor Bill Clinton, a man who would later become the 42nd President of the United States.

The show was aimed primarily at the younger urban audience, with Eddie Murphy (a personal friend of Hall's) and other performers often featured. Other semi-regular guests who were on The Arsenio Hall Show included Andrew "Dice" Clay and Paula Abdul.

Paula Abdul and Snoop Dogg (Snoop Lion) would later returned for debut of his new show.

The show quickly appealed to young people of all races and began to attract a wide variety of guests (although this popularity with audiences was short-lived, leading to the show's cancellation).

It became the show for entertainers to go to in order to reach the "MTV Generation."

The show was known for the audience's chant of "Woof! Woof! Woof!" while pumping their fists in a circular motion. Some say this was appropriated from the fan chants at Hall's hometown team of Cleveland Browns games. Others have speculated that it came from the chant of Black Greek Letter Organization Omega Psi Phi fraternity. In any case, it quickly became associated with Hall's show and with Hall himself. Arsenio was also well known for his long fingers, and it became a long-running gag including some episodes on In Living Color.

Arsenio brings his "woof-woof" fist pounds and his antics back to the late night.

Arsenio is competing with Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and Conan O'Brien.

Even the political agitators are throwing their weight and well wishes to Arsenio.

We'll see how it goes. Arsenio Hall, we wish you well dog!



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BREAKING: Egypt Dumps Mohammed Morsi!

You're out of office.

We're experiencing another ouster of leadership in the African/Middle Eastern nation of Egypt.

A coup removes the conservative leader Mohammed Morsi.

The Associated Press reports that Egypt's military has ousted the nation's Islamist president, replacing him with the chief justice of the Supreme Constitutional Court, calling for early presidential election and suspending the Islamist-backed constitution.

Army chief Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi, in a televised address to the nation on Wednesday, said a government of technocrats will be appointed to run the country during a transition period he did not specify.

An aide of ousted President Mohammed Morsi, Ayman Ali, said the former leader has been moved to an undisclosed location. He gave no details.

Cheers erupted among millions of protesters nationwide who were demanding Morsi's ouster. Fireworks lit the Cairo night sky. Morsi supporters elsewhere in the city shouted "No to military rule."

The Society of the Muslim Brothers  (Arabic: جماعة الإخوان المسلمين‎, often simply: الإخوان المسلمون, the Muslim Brotherhood, transliterated: al-ʾIkḫwān al-Muslimūn) is the Arab world's most influential and one of the largest Islamic movements, and is the largest political opposition organization in many Arab states.

Founded in Egypt in 1928 as a Pan-Islamic, religious, political, and social movement by the Islamic scholar and schoolteacher Hassan al-Banna, by the end of World War II the Muslim Brotherhood had an estimated two million members.

Its ideas had gained supporters throughout the Arab world and influenced other Islamist groups with its "model of political activism combined with Islamic charity work".

Bassem Youssef, a comedian and entertainer from Egypt really set the groundwork for the ouster.

Morsi and the government targeted the entertainer with prison time for insulting him and Islam.

Bassem Youssef, an Egyptian entertainer played a key role in getting Morsi out of office.

On January 1, 2013, the daily Al-masry Al-youm reported that an Egyptian prosecutor was investigating Bassem Youssef on charges of maligning President Mohammed Morsi, whose office claimed that Youssef's show was "circulating false news likely to disturb public peace and public security and affect the administration."

Despite all of the controversy it sparks, El Bernameg has been a major success.

It is constantly topping the regional YouTube charts, making Bassem Youssef's YouTube channel the most subscribed to in Egypt.

On March 30, 2013, an arrest warrant was issued for Youssef for allegedly insulting Islam and Morsi. The move was seen by opponents as part of an effort to silence dissent against Morsi's government. Youssef confirmed the arrest warrant on his Twitter account and said he would hand himself in to the prosecutor's office, jokingly adding, "Unless they kindly send a police van today and save me the transportation hassle."

The following day, he was questioned by authorities before being released on bail of 15,000 Egyptian pounds.

The event sparked international media attention as well as a segment on Jon Stewart's The Daily Show in which he declared his support for Youssef, calling him a "friend" and "brother" and saying to Morsi: "What are you worried about? You're the President of Egypt! You have an army! [Youssef]'s got puns and a show; you've got tanks and planes."