John Turkeyman!

Pennsylvania has a turkey that needs to be served for supper. 

Independent senator threatens to leave the Democratic Caucus if Sen. Chris Van Hollen (D-MD) succeed in ousting Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) in becoming the Democratic leader.

Mush brain doofus, Jonathan Karl Fetterman, 57 should have been defeated in the 2022 Pennsylvania Democratic Senate Primary. The Democrats could have chosen Connor Lamb or Malcolm Kenyett, but they thought the phony populist Fetterman was the better choice.

The former lieutenant governor turned senior senator is serving with Republican Dave McCormick. Fetterman is the most hated Democrat (turned independent). The second would be Rep. Haley Stevens (I-MI), then Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) and lastly Schumer.

Voting data compiled by GovTrack and cited by news outlets showed that Fetterman consistently ranked among the senators with the highest rates of missed roll call votes. During the 118th Congress, he missed 21.2% of votes—a period that included a six-week hospitalization for clinical depression in 2023—and he continued to lead or rank near the top in absences during the 119th Congress.

That means he is the most laziest member in the caucus.

Reports from NBC News and the Wall Street Journal noted that Fetterman frequently missed hearings and business meetings for the three Senate committees on which he sits, attending only one of 46 committee meetings during a stretch in early 2025 and relying on proxy voting.

Birds of a feather flock together.

Critics highlighted accounts from former staffers and advocacy groups alleging that he routinely bypassed Democratic caucus lunches, avoided town halls, and canceled scheduled meetings with constituents—including a group of paralyzed military veterans and officials from the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia.

Fetterman has repeatedly stated he would be the "last man standing" in his party to back Israel. On November 14, 2026, during an appearance on Fox News, he suggested he could leave the Democratic caucus if Senate Democrats elect Van Hollen—a prominent critic of Israeli military operations—as Senate Majority Leader.

Fetterman has frequently used sharp labels against those who disagree with his foreign policy. In November 2026, he publicly labeled his 2028 Democratic primary challenger "pro-Hamas" and called an anti-war activist from Code Pink "Team Hamas" during a hallway confrontation at the Capitol. He has also called fellow Democrats' negative views toward Israel "insane".

Conversely, Fetterman has publicly criticized fellow Democrats for using extreme labels against Republicans. During an October 2025 NewsNation town hall, he urged his party to "turn the temperature down" and stated he refuses to call political opponents "fascists" or "Nazis".

Fetterman's declared 2028 opponent is Ahmed Moor, a 42-year-old Palestinian-American writer, businessman, and Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) member living in Philadelphia.

Moor officially announced his candidacy on November 9, 2026, becoming the first Democrat to enter the 2028 Pennsylvania U.S. Senate race.

Moor will get the ground running by launching a listening tour and host town halls in areas where Fetterman showed low support.

President Donald J, Trump, McCormick, Sens. Katie Britt (R-AL), Ted Cruz (R-TX), Tim Scott (R-SC), Eric Schmitt (R-MO) and John Thune (R-SD) have openly called for Fetterman to scatterbrain over to the Republican conference. 

Fetterman continues to stay committed to the Democratic caucus for now.