Tuesday, December 15, 2015

The Fifth Wheel: The Republican/ISIS Debate!

Republicans play the ISIS drinking game at the fifth debate.

CNN gets the pleasure to host the last Republican debate of the year. The candidates meet in Las Vegas to figure out how to solve our nation's problems. Matter of fact, I believe the rhetoric spoken by the Republicans are the reasons to why we have these problems.

The Venetian Casino Resort hosts the debate.

What the Republicans have on their minds, terrorism. The strongest muscle the Republicans have to fight terrorism is their tongues. The Republicans have no real strategy to combat terrorism. They have thoughts on sending more troops into Iraq and Syria. They really don't have a clue to why these groups exists.

Already the polarizing topic of addressing how to handle a faceless enemy became the talking point for the candidates.

I promise you that I will not give you play by play of what these clowns said.

Let's go ahead and start.

WORD VOMIT TO EXPECT

BARACK OBAMA
HILLARY CLINTON
GEORGE W BUSH
RONALD REAGAN
JIMMY CARTER
ISIS/ISIL/ISLAMIC STATE
STRENGTH
RADICAL ISLAM
I WILL SUPPORT THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE
WEAK
MUSLIM
TERRORIST
JIHAD
LEAD FROM BEHIND
FACEBOOK
IRAN
IRAQ
SYRIA
ISRAEL
RUSSIA
NAZI
OBAMACARE
NO FLY ZONE
PLANNED PARENTHOOD
FREEDOM
UN-AMERICAN
TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK
SOUND LIKE THE DEMOCRATS
AMERICA'S AT WAR
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
KEEP AMERICA SAFE
THE "LIBERAL" MEDIA WON'T TELL YOU
SECOND AMENDMENT
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
CLOSING THE BORDERS
FOREIGN LEADERS REPUBLICANS GUSH/SPURN

WORD VOMIT NEVER MENTIONED

GUN CRIME/MASS SHOOTINGS IN AMERICA
VETERANS RIGHTS
ECONOMY
BLACK LIVES MATTERS
INFRASTRUCTURE
PAID TIME OFF
HUMAN TRAFFICKING
HEROIN
CLIMATE CHANGE
MINIMUM WAGE
WOMEN'S RIGHTS
OIL DECLINE
POLICE REFORM

The kiddie table went ahead and went forth to start off talking about the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant. The words of ISIS will be mentioned alot in this debate.

Linsdey Graham, George Pataki, Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee.
The low poll Republicans. 
Donald Trump, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, Ben Carson, Carly Fiorina, Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, John Kasich and Rand Paul.

Jim Gilmore once again banned from the debates. He scored lower than Graham and Santorum.

The candidates supports the Muslim ban. They just don't accept the fact that Donald Trump said it.

I didn't want to waste my time worrying about what was said. They all believe Obama's policies domestically and international failed. They believe Hillary Clinton deliberately allowed Americans to die. They want to beat the fuck out of the Islamic State. They want to take away freedoms from Americans and immigrants in order protect the country. They want to religious tests in the country.

They want to take away the First Amendment rights of individuals who have opinions in favor of the extremists. They seriously have support for meddling in the social media of people who have an ounce of support for the Islamic State's fight against the West.

They think Obamacare is a disaster (an epic disaster, quote Donald Trump). They believe Benjamin Netanyahu, King Abdullah II, Abdel Fattah el-Sisi and Vladimir Putin are leaders Republicans gush over.

MAIN POLL


Who Won The CNN Republican Debate?

DONALD TRUMP
TED CRUZ
CARLY FIORINA
BEN CARSON
MARCO RUBIO
JEB BUSH
CHRIS CHRISTIE
JOHN KASICH
RAND PAUL
ISLAMIC STATE
HILLARY CLINTON
Quizzes


SECOND POLL


Who Won The CNN "Kiddie" Republican Debate?

LINDSEY GRAHAM
GEORGE PATAKI
MIKE HUCKABEE
RICK SANTORUM
ISLAMIC STATE
HILLARY CLINTON
Poll Maker


Now I want you to know that 15 candidates running for one nomination is pretty dysfunctional. The Republicans really don't have a clear front runner. Trump and Cruz are too polarizing for the party.

Expect the Republicans to have a brokered party. I can imagine that Trump and Carson are tired of the politics and Republican concern trolling.

Rand Paul was really lucky. He was spared the kiddie table. He was so pouty throughout the debate.

And I am done. I don't want to bore you with the nonsense. Give you an opportunity to poll on who actually won this train wreck.

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