Bae Spills Byron's Tea Chats On Kristi!

Dude looks like a lady.

A woman comes forth with allegations that Byron Noem, the husband of former Homeland Security secretary Kristi Noem wa going to leave her and transition into a woman.

The junk food media is now zeroed in on the trouble marriage of Kristi and Byron Noem.

It was an open secret that Kristi was in a romantic affair with Corey Lewandowski.

Lewandowski was ousted as deputy press secretary when Noem was fired. 

The Daily Mail, a British far right tabloid mostly obsessed with Duchess Meghan of Sussex, former vice president Kamala Harris and Black on whatever crime stories interviewed Shy Sotomayor, a model who does cosplay and is dominatrix.

She just generated 15% more support on her platform thanks to this.

Consenting adults having sex whether they're married, having an affair, engaging in a relationship of the opposite sex, engaging in a relationship of the same sex, engaging in a relationship with transgender Americans, engaging in a relationship with adult content creators, engaging in a relationship with prostitutes or escorts is not my business.

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Bryon Noem allegedly dresses up in women boob suits. He dresses up to attract men and women. It is an open secret. So I guess that's why Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski have that special friendship. The former first gentleman and husband of the disgraced Trump Administration officials made her life more chaotic.

Look, he isn't in the federal government and its own business. Not my place to judge.

However, the controversy keeps the former Homeland Security chief and former South Dakota governor had that MAGA makeover. It must have trigger Byron to be like his wife.

Kristi was a former South Dakota state lawmaker, U.S. House member, governor and Homeland Security secretary in President Donald J. Trump's second administration.

Shy Sotomayor cosplay as Dragon Ball Z fighter Android 18.

She felt a lot of pushback over opening during the pandemic, the approval of the Keystone XL pipeline which went through reservations. The tribal groups have permanently banned her and her family from the land. Eight of the nine tribal groups have banned her from entry.

Her handling of ICE led to the deaths of Americans. It was marred with agents who raped women, allowed people in treatments to die, detaining children under 12, pushing for more armed protection, losing her purse, having a food allergy, allowing Lewandowski travel with her frequently, allowing him to fire people without proper protocols, spending on personal expenses and so many other issues under watch led to her eventual firing.

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Unearthed audio reveals Kristi Noem's husband professing his love to a dominatrix:

"I do love you... You're so much better [than my wife]. Would you ever marry me?" pic.twitter.com/hizwSzjKBc

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Noe, shattered by the explosive new report that her husband leads a cross-dressing double life in which he chats online with fetish models.

Noem told The Independent the claims in the report were “not all true.” He did not elaborate when asked for more information.

The 56-year-old was reported to have been in an on-off relationship online with Shy Sotomayor, a 30-year-old sex worker known as Raelynn Riley, since 2016, she claimed in an interview with the Daily Mail, published Friday.

It is the latest in a series of exposés on the husband of the recently ousted Homeland Security Secretary, who has been keeping a low profile since the story broke last week.

Sotomayor shared recordings of phone calls and screenshots of messages she said she exchanged with Bryon Noem, where he said she was “so much better” than his wife. He also expressed wanting to transition to become a woman, the messages showed.

In one recent message, the South Dakota insurance boss said he wanted to change his name to Crystal “so bad,” and that he wanted plastic surgery. “I want to be your trans bimbo bitch,” the messages showed.

Sotomayor, from Colorado Springs, is the second online model to go public about her interactions with Bryon Noem after Nicole Raccagno—whose Instagram name is “plastictrophybimbo”— previously told the Mail that he was in love with her.

Bryon Noem made similar declarations to Sotomayor, she said, and in one message told her, “I can see us leaving our spouses for each other.”

Sotomayor said she first connected with Bryon Noem in 2016 but he cut off contact “abruptly” in 2020, around the time that his wife was elected governor of South Dakota, where she ran on a platform of conservative Christian values.

The thrill is gone.

She did not learn his true identity until they reconnected in October 2025, she said, where he “just popped back into my life like a little groundhog.”

“Is it because of everything going on right now with ICE?” Sotomayor asked.

“And life,” Bryon Noem replied.

On January 31, the model said she asked Bryon Noem how he could be with his wife in light of her aggressive immigration crackdown and that she was “unlikable.”

“I do like my wife and I know you don't,” he replied.

“She's a good person,” Bryon Noem reportedly said in defense of his wife. “You are amazing though,” he added, in reference to Sotomayor.

Sotomayor claimed she pressed the husband how he could be with his wife “after everything she’s done.”

“He urged her not to believe everything she reads in the news,” the Mail reported, adding that he mused having a phone call with Sotomayor that night.

“Can talk to you tonight, but I will regret it tomorrow,” he said. “Because I'm still with her.”

Kristi Noem was said to be barely showing up for her new role at the State Department after being ousted by Trump in March, the Mail reported Thursday.