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The most retarded leader in modern history will celebrate his first year in office with low job approval. He will also face a possible government shut down if Congress fails to pass a long term spending bill.

Also about 400,000 people have probably lost their health insurance since the tax reform law passed. It repealed the individual mandate, a requirement for Americans to obtain health insurance for the next year.

And of course, the shithole comments will continue to haunt him.

This week will bring newest controversy for Donald J. Trump. It's his clean bill of health.

At 6ft 3in, Trump weighs in at 239lbs.

As a 71 year old, he is under a lot of stress. He runs a country of 326 million people and the demands are huge. He got his annual physical and the doctor said that he is a tad bit overweight and has taken cholesterol and hair treatment pills.

He sleeps at least four to five hours a day. So that means, he gets daily briefings between 7am and 10am if available. So he spends about eight hours of watching cable news (i.e. Fox News).

Dr. Ronny Jackson, the White House physician is telling the junk food media, that Trump could live til he's 200 years old.

If his health is overall good, that's fine and dandy. But given his luxury of McDonald's, Diet Cokes, Starburst (pink and red flavor) and two scoops of ice cream, it doesn't seem like a healthy diet.

Even I don't believe that Trump is healthy. I can only assume he weighs close to 300 lbs.

I am overweight and I need to do some exercise. But I can blame my weight on depression and stress.

One positive thing about Trump, he doesn't smoke or drink alcohol.