Lowering The Barr!

Mr. Frog and Mr. Toad.

William Barr acted like the personal attorney for Donald J. Trump. His presser was nothing more than a publicity stunt designed to help Trump.

Today, the Attorney Bumbler of the United States decided to do a press conference with embattled assistant Attorney Bumbler Rod Rosenstein.

Watch in full.



Barr has confirmed that the redacted version of the Robert Mueller investigation will be out. Again, it did not exonerate Trump of obstruction of justice.

This redacted version will detail 10 incidents where Trump may have obstructed justice by using his presidential powers (uh I hate saying that) to interfere in the special counsel investigation.

Mueller decline (or was forced) to not make a decision on whether Trump obstructed justice.

Trump and Barr undermined Mueller.

Mueller also found that members of Trump's campaign and Russian officials did meet but it was up to Rosenstein and later Barr to not bring charges against him and others.

No mentions of Republican targets Hillary Clinton, Christopher Steele, James Comey, Michael Cohen or Peter Strzok in this presser. They are constantly vilified by the far-white and Trump. Republican kooks want investigations into them.

Republicans and the conservative agitators continue to believe that Clinton was the one who colluded with Russia.

The report should be out now. Again, Trump picked Barr as the Attorney Bumbler to replace elf on the shelf, Jefferson Beauregard Magoo (Sessions). The elf was forced out after he immediately recused himself from the investigation after he knowingly met with Russian officials during the campaign.

Onward to 2020.

Trump wanted a lap dog. I meant lap toad.

Barr was openly critical of the Mueller and the Democrats attempts to look into the possibility of Trump meddling in the investigation. Trump did not talk to Mueller or any officials within the Department of Justice. He was hand wringing and demanding an end to the probe. He criticized Mueller and threatened to shut down the government because of Mueller.

Trump did tweet this morning.

pic.twitter.com/222atp7wuB

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 18, 2019

PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 18, 2019

Oh by the way, the Democrats are preparing to subpoena Mueller and Rosenstein to Congress in the coming weeks.

This was a disgraceful way of covering up a criminal act. This automatically gives political candidates the opportunity to use foreign assets to win elections. If I was a running for president, I would demand a foreign adversary to look into Trump's emails and tax returns. If we can get a country that has issues with Trump to do so, they would be rewarded greatly from the press and those who want to hurt him.

And if I won the general election, I would lie and say "No collusion" and it's a Republican "witch hunt." I would go on cable news channels that are favorable to me and listen to agitators blame my rival for the mess I've created.