You Ain't Spider-Man!

The man who shot protesters in Kenosha, Wisconsin was bitten by a Brown Reclusive Spider.

The man who shot protesters when he was in Kenosha, Wisconsin instigating the aftermath of Jacob Blake being shot by the police is being treated after he got biten by a venomous spider.

Midway Wrap Up at the end of the month.

Two of the most common spiders is the Black Widow Spider and the Brown Recluse Spider.

While they have a pain index of 7 out of 10, it is rarely fatal. If you are allergic to insect or arachnids, it is deadly.

Disappointed I’m not Spider-Man now…

— Kyle Rittenhouse 🇺🇸 (@rittenhouse2a) May 6, 2026

The spider, like the commies, also thought it was a good idea to come after me while I was armed.

He did not survive. pic.twitter.com/uKSVMDP6gQ

— Kyle Rittenhouse 🇺🇸 (@rittenhouse2a) May 7, 2026

Thank you, Senator!

— Kyle Rittenhouse 🇺🇸 (@rittenhouse2a) May 7, 2026

Kyle Rittenhouse was a teenager when he killed two men and severely injured another one.

The trial was seen on television. Rittenhouse made a meme of himself, blubbering and tearing up saying the protesters were a threat and he had no choice but to use his firearm.

The jury did not convict him and he walked free. He ended getting praise from Republicans and President Donald J. Trump for being a patriot.

The whole situation broke the state in half. Many Black and Brown Wisconsin residents see this man as the definition of a broken court system. Where white privilege and white tears can sway juries.

Rittenhouse, 23, told his 100,000 followers on X that he fell victim to a brown recluse, posting pictures of himself in a hospital bed strapped to monitors with one close-up shot of the bite mark.

“The spider, like the commies, also thought it was a good idea to come after me while I was armed,” Rittenhouse posted. “He did not survive.”

Rittenhouse appeared to be in good spirits, joking that his only disappointment was that “I’m not Spider-Man now.”

He did not say exactly when or where the spider attack happened.

Rittenhouse’s post, predictably, drew thousands of responses — a mix of support and mockery.

Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., was among the first and highest-profile well-wishers, telling Rittenhouse “you got this.”

“Thank you, Senator,” Rittenhouse responded Thursday.

Others came at him with body-shaming ridicule, which the shirtless, stout Rittenhouse didn’t appear to respond to.

Doofus got bitten by dangerous spider.

Rittenhouse became a household name in late summer 2020 after he fatally shot two men and wounded a third during civil unrest in Kenosha, Wisconsin.

The city had been rocked by protests over the police shooting of Jacob Blake two days earlier.

Rittenhouse, then a 17-year-old resident of Antioch, Illinois, went to Kenosha with an AR-15-style rifle and first aid supplies, saying he was there to protect property and render any medical care.

He ended up killing Joseph Rosenbaum and Anthony Huber and wounding paramedic Gaige Grosskreutz during the melee.

Rittenhouse, who testified in his own defense, claimed he was acting in self-defense before jurors acquitted him on all five charges connected to the shooting.

Rittenhouse became an overnight folk hero to gun rights advocates, and he has leaned into that fame.

He’s now chief firearms instructor and director of partnerships for Texas Gun Rights, which bills itself as the “largest no-compromise gun rights organization in” the state.

Common in the United States, the Brown Recluse Spider is a small spider no larger than a dime. It often seeks quiet places where human contact is not often. They usually hide inside old shoes, cardboard boxes, closets and sink drains. They often feed on flies, roaches, grasshoppers and crickets.

Brown recluse spiders are usually between 6 and 20 millimetres (0.24 and 0.79 in), but may grow larger. While typically light to medium brown, they range in color from whitish to dark brown or blackish gray. The cephalothorax and abdomen are not necessarily the same color. These spiders usually have markings on the dorsal side of their cephalothorax, with a black line coming from it that looks like a violin with the neck of the violin pointing to the rear of the spider, resulting in the nicknames fiddleback spider, brown fiddler, or violin spider.

Prevent brown recluse bites by reducing clutter in storage areas, sealing home entry points, and shaking out clothes, shoes, and bedding before use. Wear gloves when handling firewood or moving items in attics/basements. Avoid letting blankets or bed skirts touch the floor and keep beds away from walls. 

Key Prevention Strategies

• Declutter: Remove cardboard boxes, papers, and clothes from floors in basements, attics, and closets, as these are preferred hiding spots.
• Seal Entry Points: Use caulk to seal cracks in the foundation, walls, and gaps around windows and doors.
• Inspect Items: Shake out shoes, clothing, and towels before use. Check bedding before climbing into bed.
• Storage Habits: Use plastic, airtight storage bins instead of cardboard boxes for storing items in storage areas.
• Wear Protective Gear: Always wear gloves when moving firewood, rocks, or cleaning out dark, undisturbed areas.
• Home Maintenance: Move firewood piles away from the exterior of the house.
• Professional Pest Control: Consider reputable pest control services to manage infestations, especially during summer months. 

If Bitten

• Apply an ice pack directly to the bite to reduce swelling.
• Seek medical attention immediately and try to safely bring the spider for identification. 

Things to Avoid

• Do not handle live spiders, even if they appear dead.
• Do not keep beds pushed directly against walls or with bedding touching the floor.

Can we get the Darwin Award for the most stupidest people on the planet?

You can't fix stupid!

You can't change minds!

You are completely trapped in stupid.

You are wrapped and emboldened in stupid.

Again, why do white people always treat wild animals like they're domesticated? 

I don't get why some of these people believe it's their mission to disrupt the lives of others. 

This is why Republicans are idiots. Democrats are idiots too but at least some of them have the sense to not engage in stupidity. Not saying all Republicans are idiots, but definitely the ones who voted for President Donald J. Trump are.

I've said it before and I stand by what I say: "Wild animals are......well you know!"

Interacting with uncontacted people is dangerous. Well, they are.... you know!"

If you want to be a thrill seeker, you might want to get life insurance.