Monday, August 19, 2024

Harris: Nacho Cheese Doritos My Favorite!

Nacho cheese Doritos are the best.

As Vice President Kamala Harris and Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz prepare for the Democratic National Convention, protesters are expected to flood Chicago with calls to end the aid to Israel.

Also gun violence, prostitution and property theft are expected. Mayor Brandon Johnson, Gov. J.B. Pritzker and Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas vow to make the DNC a safe, fun and less controversial event.

Last month former president Donald J. Trump and Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH) accepted their nomination and the ear magically healed after the assassination attempt. They held their convention in Milwaukee. While there, Trump spoke for over 1 hour and 34 minutes, Vance introduced his wife Usha, Hulk Hogan ripped his shirt, Amber Rose spoke and Melania did not kiss Trump on the lips. Also the Columbus, Ohio Police who were tasked to watch the event killed a homeless man. 

Trump is hosting a few rallies this week while the DNC is happening.

Looks like Harris, Walz, Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff, Minnesota First Lady Gwen Walz and the staff are gonna be Sheetz Freakz. 

President Joe Biden, Sen. Bob Casey (D-PA), Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA), Rep. John Joyce (R-PA), Rep. Guy Reschenthaler (R-PA) and Rep. Summer Lee (D-PA) are Sheetz Freakz.

On Sean "Softball" Hannity's right wing shitshow, he had on Fox contributor Elisabeth Hasselbeck. The contributor was once a longtime fixture on The View as the far right opinionist.

Harris wrote that she ate a whole bag of nacho cheese Doritos after finding out Trump won the 2016 election.

Harris ate a family-sized bag of Doritos and “did not share one chip with anybody,” not even her husband.

Hasselbeck took issue with it.

“That’s the commander-in-chief potentially,” Hasselbeck said, referring to Harris. “That’s the emotional response of the leader of the free world? To binge eat a bag of Doritos? Are you kidding me? Can you imagine [Vladimir] Putin, how he deals with things, chugging down a bag of Sour Patch Kids because he’s depressed about something not going his way?”

Grabbed you a big bag.

Hasselbeck continued: “The relatability cloud that’s being dusted over Americans right now is only to hide the fact that there’s a lack of ability. Kamala Harris failed at the border. So what do we want to do? Give her the globe? Are you kidding me?”

Hasselbeck, who was often the only conservative woman on “The View” during her tenure, also criticized the show for not currently sharing a conservative point of view.

“What I think the viewer is missing there right now is the ability to hear another perspective,” Hasselbeck said, adding that the hosts aren’t “representing American women.”

“They’re not representing the voters in America. They’re not. I doubt there’s one person on that panel that would say they are voting for Donald Trump.”

Walz got wind of it and decided to make sure he keeps to his word about Republicans being weird. 

Inside a Moon Township, Pennsylvania location outside of Pittsburgh, Harris made a stop.

Shoppers and workers along with the junk food media got the opportunity to watch Harris troll the fuck out of Hasselbeck and Softball Hannity.

Walz handed her the family size while Doug Emhoff's held on to the regular size. 

Walz had declared that all the name calling, all the allegations, all the conspiracy theories, all the Trump propaganda and the rhetoric is just sad and practically weird.

Jack Posobiec, Donald Trump, Jr. and some far right agitators called them weird.

Mind you, Posobiec was involved in the Pizzagate conspiracy theory, Trump and Kimberly Guilfoyle have terrible plastic surgery and the English woman who tattooed Trump on her forehead.

Now you tell me, who is the weird ones?

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