No Turkey! 🦃

Luxury turkey has a Republican turkey gobbling.

 
Former Utah congressman turned into a Fox commentator claims that Bidenomics led to his turkey costing almost $120. But like all good internet sleuths, the folks saw right through this bullshit.

1. Premium turkey is not cheap.

2. He got a farm fed and raised turkey.

3. It has giblets and stuffing inside.

4. Not the average cost of a turkey.

While Softball Hannity is away spending time in Florida driving his daughter, son and Ainsley Earhardt crazy with his stupid Hillary Clinton obsession at the dinner table, his stand in, former Utah congressman Jason Chaffetz fills in.

Chaffetz does what most idiots do, post too much information.

While guest hosting that shitshow, he bemoaned about paying for an expensive turkey.

"We went to go buy a turkey today, it was $90 for a turkey!" Chaffetz said. "The price of stamps is up 32 percent in the last four years. But it's all a choice by Joe Biden, that's what Bidenomics is!"

Bird brain.

Recent figures from the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) indicate an average cost of $1.25 per pound, 43 cents less than last year. While the total price varies by weight, the $90 turkey cited by Chaffetz would need to weigh a massive 72 pounds based on the average.

Chaffetz shows the world how much of an asshole he is.

Chaffet’z claim, social media users were also quick to express their shock and disbelief, though many were not as sympathetic as his colleagues on Fox News.

As usual, Thanksgiving is the gathering of family. Even that right wing crazy member.