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| A little crinkle got her riled up! |
The folks over at Loserville are mounting another War on Christmas.
Who will be the next causality of the war?
Will it be a little girl who was denied to put religion in her cookie box?
Will the city of San Francisco have an atheist display around the "holiday tree"?
Will the big box stores tell their workers to say "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Holidays"?
Megyn The Outrage Princess debuted her show in October and its been a success in ratings. Her rise to the primetime spot is a longtime coming from a woman who once read the news to now being the next wave of combative conservative agitators on Loserville.
Her rise meant for That Guy Who Helped Obama Win to lose his primetime spot. A spot he held onto since he's been on the damn network in 1996. He and Greta The Ambulance Chaser were given poor timeslots for their failures. They promised their audience that Obama would be a "one term president".
That didn't happen. So Chief Roger let them know he meant business.
The Outrage Princess was pissed off over a column by a writer for Slate. Aisha Harris wrote that she had always been confused as a child because the Santa Claus in her home had brown skin like her, but the Santa in malls and on television was always white.
So Harris made the case “that America abandon Santa-as-fat-old-white-man” and adopt a penguin in his place. The woman said that Santa is "fake" and to keep it neutral let's make Santa an animal, not a "fat-old White guy" who gives stuff to non-white children.
That comment got The Outrage Princess worked up in frenzy.
The Outrage Princess decided that Harris had gone “off the rails” with her column.
“And when I saw this, I kind of laughed and thought it was ridiculous. Yet another one saying it's "racist" to have a White Santa. For all you kids watching at home, Santa just is white,” The Outrage Princess said. “But this person is just arguing that maybe we should also have a black Santa. But Santa is what he is. Just so you know we're just debating this, cause someone is writing about this, kids.”
“Just because it makes you feel uncomfortable doesn’t mean it has to change, you know?” she added. “I mean, Jesus was a white man too. He was a historical figure, that’s a verifiable fact, as is Santa — I just want the kids watching to know that.”
Jesus the Nazareth and Santa Claus are the Whitest guys you've seen.
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| Penguins are cute. |
For as long as I can remember in my thirty-something life, I heard that Santa never ages.
I need to know his secret to living longer.
Jesus is a White guy with long hair who wore sandals. He teaches us Christianity. And no one could ever criticized the Nazareth. To those who believe in the almighty powerful God, its blasphemy to disrespect his son. He was the chosen one and when he returns everyone will repent for their sins.
So I guess this is what you'll be talking about around the dinner table tonight!
Americans in the service industry worked on Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's Day. Many in the fast food industry, Walmart, and Home Depot have long complained about how it's unfair they have to work on holidays during these mass sales. They've also complained about the rate of pay for these type of positions.
Those days are very important to those young workers. They want to have the opportunity to spend the holidays with their families and friends. That's perfectly fine.
But in the service industry, you do it or lose your job.
I understand that. I am required to work if they put me on the scheduled work shift.
And nowadays the service industry requires their employees to work on those special holidays.
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