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Serenade.

Allegations of adultery from insufferable lawmaker Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO). She and Jayson Boebert are heading for divorce as rumors of the two having affairs surface.

Christian singer and white nationalist Sean Feucht allegedly had an affair with the controversial lawmaker. He denies the allegations and threatened lawsuits against those who brought up the claims.

Feucht is a married father of four. Boebert is a married mother of four with a grandchild on the way. Her divorce proceedings are happening now.

Boebert, 36 is a far right lawmaker who represents the 3rd Congressional District of Colorado and became an immediate lightening rod for noise. 

Boebert as well as Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jamaal Bowman, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Matt Gaetz, Jim Jordan, Ayanna Presley, Cori Bush, Maxwell Frost, Ilhan Omar, Paul Gosar, Andy Biggs, James Comer, Beth Van Duyne, Byron Donalds, Rashida Tlaib, Andy Ogles, Ro Khanna, George Santos, Anna Paulina Luna, Katie Porter and Eric Swalwell are noise makers. 

Democrats and Republicans should be tired of them.

None of them are productive. They are House Speaker Kevin McCarthy's (R-CA) headaches.

In late April, Boebert quietly filed for divorce. The April 25 filing seeks to dissolve her marriage to Jayson Boebert, with whom she shares four sons. An affidavit of service, also obtained by The Daily Beast, indicate that Jayson Boebert appeared to be caught off guard by the court proceedings. He chased away a process server with an expletive-laden tirade and let his dogs loose when he was served with the divorce papers, the affidavit said.

“Once he learned that he was being served with Dissolution of Marriage papers he was extremely angry,” the process server wrote. “I tried to hand him the documents but [he] did not take them. He started yelling and using profanities, and told me that I was trespassing, and that he was calling the Sheriff’s Office. I told him I was leaving the documents on the chair outside of the door, he closed the door then let the dogs out.”

The document noted that Jayson was cleaning a gun and drinking a “tall glass of beer” when he was served.

Lauren Boebert may need more protection from Jayson.

Boebert, who has repeatedly spoken of the importance of “family values” in her short political career, told The Daily Beast in a statement Tuesday that the divorce was due to “irreconcilable differences.”

“It is with a heavy weight on my heart that I have filed for divorce from my husband,” the statement said. “I am grateful for our years of marriage together and for our beautiful children, all of whom deserve privacy and love as we work through this process. I’ve always been faithful in my marriage, and I believe strongly in marriage, which makes this announcement that much more difficult. This is truly about irreconcilable differences.”

Boebert was then the controversial owner of Shooters Grille in Rifle, Colorado. Her ass defied Gov. Jared Polis' COVID-19 orders in 2020. She also traveled to Texas to troll then 2020 presidential candidate Beto O'Rourke. Boebert who styled herself as a gun toting hip shaking chick won the Republican primary against Washed Up 45 backed Scott Tipton. 

Washed Up 45 quickly backed her and praised her for her upbeat performance as a troll.

She would end up defeating the Democrat in 2020. Upon arriving she made allies with Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA). They heckle President Joe Biden and call for impeachment of him, Vice President Kamala Harris and Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas.

Greene is considered a rival now after Boebert and Gaetz opposed McCarthy as Speaker of the House and sent the House of Representatives into 15 votes to allow him the honor.

Boebert spent only 20% or less of her time in the 3rd Congressional District. Her restaurant went out business. She mostly attends political events and speaks for fees in other states. It caught the attention of Adam Frisch. The moderate Democrat pushed hard to defeat her and came with 530 votes of defeating her. 

She remained still controversial despite the warning that her noise will hurt her in the general election.

She spent only 25% of her time in the district. She continues to be out of district and doing things that won't benefit the constituents of the Western Slope and southern Colorado.

Boebert, Greene and Gaetz have allegedly cheated on their spouses. Greene had her husband file for divorce. She was cheating on Perry Greene with Brian Glenn, a far right media personality.

Gaetz married his wife quietly after the feds investigated his alleged pimping of an underage girl. He is under federal watch.