Insufferable Lawmaker Boebert To Divorce Husband!

The iconic photo of Lauren Boebert and husband Jayson reacting to rival leading in close election.

More controversy from the Western Slope's least productive lawmaker. While she was talking shit to Washington, DC's mayor Muriel Bowser about crime and statehood, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) has quietly filed for divorce from her husband of 15 years.

Boebert being a high profile lawmaker does have U.S. Capitol protection. She may need it.

Boebert and husband Jayson seem to not have the guns to last.

The April 25 filing seeks to dissolve her marriage to Jayson Boebert, with whom she shares four sons. An affidavit of service, also obtained by The Daily Beast, indicate that Jayson Boebert appeared to be caught off guard by the court proceedings. He chased away a process server with an expletive-laden tirade and let his dogs loose when he was served with the divorce papers, the affidavit said.

“Once he learned that he was being served with Dissolution of Marriage papers he was extremely angry,” the process server wrote. “I tried to hand him the documents but [he] did not take them. He started yelling and using profanities, and told me that I was trespassing, and that he was calling the Sheriff’s Office. I told him I was leaving the documents on the chair outside of the door, he closed the door then let the dogs out.”

The document noted that Jayson was cleaning a gun and drinking a “tall glass of beer” when he was served.

Boebert, who has repeatedly spoken of the importance of “family values” in her short political career, told The Daily Beast in a statement Tuesday that the divorce was due to “irreconcilable differences.”

“It is with a heavy weight on my heart that I have filed for divorce from my husband,” the statement said. “I am grateful for our years of marriage together and for our beautiful children, all of whom deserve privacy and love as we work through this process. I’ve always been faithful in my marriage, and I believe strongly in marriage, which makes this announcement that much more difficult. This is truly about irreconcilable differences.”

Jayson seems like the type who could harm Lauren.

The two will be grandparents with their eldest son, 18 impregnating a then 15 year old.

Speaking to The Daily Beast via text, Jayson said he was “upset,” but denied saying “anything bad” to the process server and that his dogs were “no threat.”

“I did not know what I was being served for or if it was some crazy left wing person coming to my house again,” Jayson continued.

“I was not drinking and I was not cleaning any gun. The divorce is sad, I did not expect this, I love her with every bit of my heart, she has been my soul mate and she is the mother of my Children.

“We have been through a lot together and I just want her to be happy,” Jayson said, ending with: “So it’s what ever she wants.”

Boebert’s office did not answer when asked if she intends to keep her married surname.

“I do not intend to discuss this matter any further in public out of respect for our children and will continue to work hard to represent the people of Colorado’s 3rd Congressional District,” her statement said.

Jayson and Boebert had their fair share of brushes with law enforcement during their time together. Jayson was arrested in 2004 for exposing his penis to two women at a bowling alley—a crime he pleaded guilty to. Boebert, who was then 17-year-old Lauren Opal Roberts, was at the bowling alley, too, but she reportedly stayed with Jason.

That same year, Jayson and Boebert were arrested for separate incidents in which they reportedly abused each other. Jayson was arrested on a domestic violence charge that February, while Boebert was slapped with charges of third-degree assault, criminal mischief and underage drinking in May.

Boebert landed herself in hot water again in 2010—with a neighbor accusing her two pitbulls of attacking a pup. Boebert pleaded guilty to a “dog at large” charge and paid a $75 fine.

Adam Frisch hopes to pull a defeat this second time. It will be difficult to defeat Lauren Boebert.

Boebert was arrested again in 2015 for disorderly conduct at a country music festival, and was charged with careless driving a year later after she rolled her truck into a ditch.

More recently, neighbors of the couple called 911 in August and accused Jayson of running over their mailbox and threatening them. In 911 calls obtained by The Denver Post, a neighbor is heard yelling to a dispatcher, “It’s Lauren Boebert’s jackass husband, Jayson. He’s running over my mailbox right now... Stop you jackass. Get the fuck out of here.”

No arrests were made and the local sheriff’s office remained tight-lipped about the incident.

Boebert, 36 was then the controversial owner of Shooters Grille in Rifle, Colorado. Her ass defied Gov. Jared Polis' COVID-19 orders in 2020. She also traveled to Texas to troll then 2020 presidential candidate Beto O'Rourke. Boebert who styled herself as a gun toting hip shaking chick won the Republican primary against Washed Up 45 backed Scott Tipton. 

Washed Up 45 quickly backed her and praised her for her upbeat performance as a troll.

She would end up defeating the Democrat in 2020. Upon arriving she made allies with Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA). They heckle President Joe Biden and call for impeachment of him, Vice President Kamala Harris and Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas.

Greene is considered a rival now.

Frenemies. Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene are too toxic to their spouses.

Boebert spent only 20% or less of her time in the 3rd Congressional District. Her restaurant went out business. She mostly attends political events and speaks for fees in other states. It caught the attention of Adam Frisch. The moderate Democrat pushed hard to defeat her and came with 530 votes of defeating her. She remained still controversial despite the warning.

She spent only 25% of her time in the district. She continues to be out of district and doing things that won't benefit the constituents of the Western Slope and southern Colorado.

Boebert, Greene and Gaetz have allegedly cheated on their spouses. Greene had her husband file for divorce. She was cheating on Perry Greene with Brian Glenn, a far right media personality.

Gaetz married his wife quietly after the feds investigated his alleged pimping of an underage girl. He is under federal watch

Madison Cawthorn, a former North Carolina Republican who allied with them faced the same allegations of adultery and unproductive work as a lawmaker.