Surprised!

A reboot that no one wanted.

"I am again tonight announcing my candidacy for president of the United States," the former president said from Mar-a-Lago roughly 20 minutes into remarks where he bragged about his record on jobs, the economy, and foreign policy.

It's official, Washed Up 45 is now running for president. The 45th President of the United States wants to be the 47th President of the United States, so he can achieve the goal of being President for Life. The only president who managed to win two separate terms is Grover Cleveland.

Cleveland was a twice one term president. Before they stopped it at two terms, Cleveland lost his bid for president against Benjamin Harrison only to win it in a mere four years.

The former president filed for the office of President of the United States with the Federal Election Commission Tuesday.

He and his wife, Melania Trump, were introduced into the hall for his speech as "the next President and First Lady of the United States of America."

Washed Up 45 began his speech by stating that "America’s comeback starts right now," as he told a cheering audience, before denouncing President Joe Biden.

"The world was at peace," he declared. "America was prospering and our country was on track for an amazing future because I made big promises to the American people. And unlike other presidents, I kept my promises."

"Are you getting ready?" he asked the audience, which responded with cheers.

After a disappointing Midterm, Republicans are concerned that the former president's impact on the 2024 election will harm their chances.

Ivanka Trump who supported her father in his first (actually second) and second (actually third) bid for president said that she and Jared Kushner are staying out of his third (actually fourth bid) for president.

She released a statement about her support for her family, but noted that will be happening outside of politics.

"I love my father very much. This time around, I am choosing to prioritize my young children and the private life we are creating as a family," Ivanka Trump said.

"I do not plan to be involved in politics. While I will always love and support my father, going forward I will do so outside the political arena.

"I am grateful to have had the honor of serving the American people and I will always be proud of many of our Administration’s accomplishments.”

So it begins, with Washed Up 45 on the run for the nomination, it will be extremely difficult for others to beat him. We will see how this goes.