Rubio Channels His Inner Dork!

The dork and the cork.

Failed presidential candidate Rick Santorum endorses Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) for president.

Yesterday, the lamest candidate to run for president announced he was done. He won the 2012 Iowa Caucus by default. Officially Mitt Romney won the Caucus but it took two weeks to formally acknowledge that Santorum won.

Santorum came second to last in the caucus despite him traveling the 99 counties in a pickup truck.

Santorum was on the junk food media embracing the potential establishment's choice for a Republican nominee.

The fool couldn't even figure out what accomplishments Rubio got since he's been in the U.S. Senate.

Santorum appear on Greta van Screeching and Blow Joe to embrace his inner Rubio.

Santorum hates hip-hop music. I wonder if he knew that Rubio is a big fan of hip-hop music.

Rubio, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) and Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) have no major accomplishments other than appearing on television over 50 times.