Never Heard Of A Black James Bond!

Idris Elba may be tapped as James Bond. An American conservative agitator thinks that James Bond isn't the role for  Elba.

That talk radio turd is on vacation. But during the few days he was on, he managed to take a shot at Sony executives after they decided to revamp the James Bond franchise with a Black version.

Idris Elba, an English model and actor has been thought of as a potential James Bond but to that annoying talk radio turd, it's another controversy driven by....you know that guy he obsesses over everyday.

Give you a hint: He's in Hawaii and he's their meal ticket.

Anyway, the agitator went on a rant about this.

An agitator who riles up the public with rancor and ignorance.

“James Bond is a total concept put together by Ian Fleming. He was white and Scottish, period. That is who James Bond is.”

“We’ve had 50 years of white Bonds because Bond is white. Bond was never Black. Ian Fleming never created a Black Brit to play James Bond.”

“Sometimes, a story is just a story. But we can always make it better. We can always be more fair. We can always be more equal about it. So, fine and dandy. George Clooney and Kate Hudson as Barack and Michelle Obama, and you can have Idris Elba as James Bond.”

For one thing, if James Bond is a fictional character, why shouldn't he be any other color than White?

I mean most of the actors with the exception of Sean Connery were never Scottish.

Why does he always have to insert the president into everything?

Even a celebrity story can't go without a mention of the president.

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