Make It Rain! Idiot Arrested! [NSFW]

She decided to spill.

A social media influencer.....

No.

A fucking idiot from Keene, New Hampshire was arrested after she did a very stupid, dangerous and extremely disgusting act in a grocery store.

You can't fix stupid 2025.

Can we do a Darwin Award for the most stupidest people on the planet?

You can't change minds!

You are completely trapped in stupid.

You are wrapped and emboldened in stupid.

Y'all voted for this.

This idiot has been charged with criminal mischief for allegedly making “disturbing” videos of her contaminating store products by urinating on them, spawning an investigation and a product recall dating back four years ago.

The investigation began on Feb. 14 when the Keene Police Department in New Hampshire received an anonymous tipoff regarding a woman – later identified as 23-year-old Kelli Tedford – who had “posted disturbing videos to an internet site” of her “contaminating items in a local business with her urine,” according to a statement from the Keene Police Department released on Friday.

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I really wish this was a teacher.... WTF

Keene Police said Kelli Tedford recorded herself peeing multiple times and even posted the videos online.https://t.co/cQfzKURZiL pic.twitter.com/P9NOWfddoF

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Police immediately launched an investigation in cooperation with the local grocery store, the Monadnock Food Co-Op, and the affected items were removed in coordination with the health department, officials said.

Monadnock Food Co-Op subsequently issued a voluntary recall for red quinoa, white quinoa, tri-color quinoa, cornmeal, polenta, coconut shreds and raw walnuts and affirmed that “our community’s health and safety remain our top priorities.”

Tedford worked at this store at one time.

“While this was a highly unusual situation, we took swift action in accordance with our food safety and recall procedures,” Monadnock Food Co-Op said in their statement released on Friday. “We have also been in direct communication with the Keene Health Department, which has confirmed that no ongoing risks remain. We continue to cooperate fully with the Keene Police Department and the Keene Health Department regarding this matter. We have strict food safety protocols and recall procedures in place. We are reviewing our security measures and procedures to further safeguard our store and customers."

However, during the police investigation into the incident, authorities found “numerous additional videos” of Tedford committing the same act over a four-year period, said the Keene Police Department.

“At this time, it appears likely that similar historic incidents occurred in Keene and surrounding communities where Tedford contaminated items and/or surfaces with urine, as several videos appear to be recorded as early as 2021,” police said.

Pretty stupid.

As a result of this incident, the Monadnock Food Co-Op sustained an estimated financial loss of more than $1,500 in destroyed merchandise and cleaning costs.

Tedford was arrested on Friday by the Keene Police Department and charged with criminal mischief as a class B felony, authorities confirmed. She was subsequently released on personal recognizance bail and is scheduled for arraignment on April 7 at the 8th Circuit Court in Keene.

The investigation is ongoing, and police said that additional criminal charges are possible.

The suspect is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Obviously, she will be banned from Monadnock Food Co-Op. Tedford will be forced to pay for all the damages to products, the sanitation disposal fees, likely be demonitized from all of her social media platforms, face medical expenses from shoppers who consumed any of those products. 

Customers who purchased these products or witnessed it will be traumatized.

Yeah, we all had messed up orders at grocery stores and fast food restaurants. We had bad customer service from cashiers, servers, managers and customer service. We all been frustrated with the service industry.

But for intentional and unintentional food contamination, it is very rare.

1. Restaurants, gas stations and grocery stores are forbidden from having chemicals near food. The federal and state authorities have strict guidelines to contamination.

2. Insect spray, rat poisons, unauthorized cleaning chemicals and glue traps are not used in restaurants, gas stations, bars and retailers.

3. All businesses use contactless pest control devices which involves no poison.

4. Any biohazard like blood, mucus, urine, fecal matter, vomit, semen, vaginal fluid, saliva and hair, animal droppings, skin, tears, sweat and breast milk in food must be destroyed.