Bleach Blonde Bad-Built Butch Body Has No Serious Challengers!

Body build like an orangutan. 

The Georgia 14th Congressional District is a relatively safe district for the Republican lawmaker. She easily won her primary because there was no contender and she ran unopposed.

Too bad their nominee is by far one of the laziest in Congress. The Democrats don't have a strong contender to face her. She has gotten used to being in the limelight. 

Her boyfriend is leaving Right Side Broadcasting Network to join Newsmax or Real America's Voice News to push his pro Trump propaganda.

When an insufferable bunch of lawmakers got into it during the committee hearing on whether they should hold Attorney General Merrick Garland in contempt, one Georgia lawmaker managed to take aim at the other's eyelashes. It prompted the Texas lawmaker to finally give her nickname.

It also forced two New York lawmakers to get into the spat.

It also dragged a Pennsylvania senator into the spat through his tone deaf reaction to the latest episode of insufferables.

Mind you, that senator spent his stroke recovery doing childish ads against his Republican rival.

So the phrase, Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body is about to be trademarked. It may be an unlikely birthday present to the insufferable Georgia lawmaker.

Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) are insufferable and their behavior shows how our elected leaders can't do their jobs. Instead of decorum, it's hysterical theatrics.

Crockett is determined to get that phrase trademark so that she can collect royalties from the term to describe the insufferable Georgia lawmaker. Conservatives are calling Crockett "ghetto" and progressives are calling Greene a "neanderthal."

Crockett filed a trademark application for the phrase with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office on Sunday, May 19. She plans to use it for apparel like hats, hoodies, socks, pants, t-shirts and tops, per the filing. The owner's name is Jasmine for US, which is her branding for her website and professional Instagram and Twitter accounts.

Greene responded to the application, telling Fox News Digital on Monday, May 20, "I’m very happy with myself. I turn 50 on Monday, and I’m so excited that I’m still alive and healthy and have done so much in life."

"And I think no matter what shape, size or how we look, we need to be ourselves, not telling women the only way to be attractive or accepted is to have fake boobs, fake hair, fake lashes, and injected faces," Greene, a Republican from Georgia, told Fox News Digital. "I mean, we all wear makeup and do lashes and stuff sometimes, but it’s out of control. Women need a better message for women."

Taking advantage of a name calling, Crockett vows to trademark the Greene insult.

Crockett, 43, made the remark in a chaotic moment at the House Oversight Committee meeting on Thursday, May 16, referencing Greene, who had commented on her appearance moments before.

During the hearing, which was intended to revolve around a resolution over Attorney General Merrick Garland, Greene, 49, asked the committee's Democrats if they had been “employing Judge Merchan's daughter” — referring to New York Judge Juan Merchan in Donald Trump’s criminal trial.

Crockett questioned how that was related to Garland, asking Greene, "Do you know what we're here for?"

Greene quipped, "I don't think you know what you're here for. I think your fake eyelashes are messing with your reading."

As those in attendance verbally reacted to the comment and called for order, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) said it was “absolutely unacceptable" and demanded for it to be removed from the record.

She added, “How dare you attack the physical appearance of another person?”

After a back-and-forth between Ocasio-Cortez, 34, and Greene, Crockett asked for clarification on what's considered an insult and appeared to toss in a jab of her own.

“I'm just curious, just to better understand your ruling,” she said. “If somebody on this committee starts talking about somebody's bleach-blonde, bad-built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?”

It also led to an exchange between Crockett and Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R-FL).

“Calm down,” Luna said to Crockett.

Crockett: “No! No, no, no, because this is what y’all do!”

Luna: “I can't hear you with your yelling.”

Crockett: “No! Don't tell me to calm down! Because y’all talk noise and then you can’t take it! … If I come and talk shit about her, y’all gonna have a problem!”

Luna: “I don’t know why you’re acting like that. It’s not cute.”

So the oaf, Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) claimed it was like Jerry Springer. Mind you, he is a part of this too. Waving Israeli flags, sticking his tongue at constituents and shoving protesters. Such an asshole.

“In the past, I’ve described the U.S. House as The Jerry Springer Show,” Fetterman said Friday morning on social media platform X. “Today, I’m apologizing to The Jerry Springer Show.” 

Ocasio-Cortez, who was one of the major lawmakers who clashed during the committee’s markup to hold Attorney General Merrick Garland in contempt, shot back at the first-term senator, saying she stands up to “bullies.” 

“I understand you likely would not have stood up for your colleague and seem to be confused about racism and misogyny being a ‘both sides’ issue,” Ocasio-Cortez said Friday on X. 

“But I stand up to bullies, instead of becoming one. And to the women of Pennsylvania: I’d stand up for you too. Enjoy your Friday.”