Howard Kurtz Joins Loserville!

Longtime media critic joins Loserville. Expect him to attack the media for being in the tank for President Barack Obama and many numerous talking points generated from the Republican Party. Loserville is an extremely conservative network that openly advocates subliminal messages and dog whistle politics to paint President Barack Obama in a negative light. A viewer of that network is likely to think of the president as being some perceived fear.

The hits keep coming and media boss Jeff Zucker couldn't stomach anymore of Howard Kurtz antics.

The longtime CNN (aka Last News Network) is out. He's joining his peeps over at Loserville.

Put your tin foil hats on, you may see Kurtz on Loserville Watch, a weekend show that covers the latest political bias in the news.

Yeah, I'm right.

Mediaite first reported the news, and an official release from the network soon followed. Kurtz will anchor a new version of the network's weekend media show.

Presumably, it will look a lot like "Reliable Sources," the weekend media program he currently hosts.

"I'm excited to be bringing my independent brand of media criticism to [the network that constantly bashes President Barack Obama]," Kurtz said in a statement.

Before his arrival at Loserville, we want to take time to recap the Kurtz saga.

After being send his walking papers from The Washington Post, Kurtz went over to Tina Brown's The Daily Beast.

The Beast is a blog that merged with Newsweek magazine and has the talents of Brown, Kristen Powers and Meghan McCain.

Kristen Powers is a token liberal on Loserville. Meghan McCain is a token conservative on MSNBC (aka Obama News).

Brown sent Kurtz his pink slip after he caused a major screw up in his writings. He claimed NBA player Jason Collins wasn't involved in any relationships with women during his "coming out" party of last month.

Kurtz had to backtrack his story after it was revealed that Collins was engaged to his college sweetheart before he acknowledged he was a gay man.

Now without a home, he worked on his side project called The Daily Download. This a website that contributes to the constant drumbeat of conservative talking points.

Kurtz was walking on egg shells after the media dismissed him as a wonk reporter. He knew that his boss Zucker didn't want to look like Loserville. The ax had to fall and Kurtz was on the chopping block.

Kurtz will reprise his role as a media critic.

Kurtz constantly would slammed his new home for partisan media coverage. Now joining this network almost assures that he'll be likely the guy who claim that his old home is in the tank for the president. He'll take more time to bash his competitors over at Obama News for taking on stories that paint Republicans as the idiots they're known to be.

Joining Roger's house means discipline. The network takes pride in being the only network that carries the most anti-Obama stories ever to hit the television. Where there's no controversy, Loserville host and commentators will create one.

Former Vice President Dick Cheney, Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas), Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota), Senator Rand Paul (R-Kentucky), Senator Marco Rubio (R-Florida) are welcomed with open arms on Loserville.

Almost never you'll see Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D-Florida, Democratic Chairwoman), Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi (D-California, Minority Leader), Senator Al Franken (D-Minnesota), President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden ever make any appearance on Loserville.

They all know they'll never get a fair shake over there and it's not worth their time to give a bunch of assholes the opportunity to hear them out. They already know they're not going to vote for them or support their policies.

Anyways, Kurtz will be on the network that continues to annoy the hell out of President Barack Obama.

Since Loserville is interested in credibility and regular Obama bashers, they should grab that leaker Edward Snowden, Glenn Greenwald, and that washed up celebrity Victoria Jackson. They'll make wonderful Loserville commentators.