Troy Nehls Out!

Lung cancer. Anyway, Texas asshole Troy Nehls is retiring to spend time with family. His twin brother runs in his place. This asshole wants to strip Americans healthcare.

This rotten piece of shit is retiring from the House.

This Texas shithead and MAGAland is out.

Rep. Troy Nehls (R-TX) is leaving after his term is up in 2026. He joins a long list of Republicans who are heading for the doors after a hectic second term of Donald J. Trump.

His twin brother Trever, the current Sheriff of Fort Bend County is going to run to replace him.

“I want to thank my brother for his decades of service in the military and in law enforcement where we served together,” Trever Nehls wrote.

“District 22 needs a Representative who will follow in Troy’s footsteps and stand shoulder-to-shoulder with President Trump to defend our conservative values, secure the border, protect our families, and oppose the reckless and radical agenda that Democrats continue to press upon the American people. I’m ready to take up that fight,” he added.

According to a Texas Legislative Council analysis of new district lines, Trump won 59% of the vote in the district in 2024 and 57% in 2020.

Uh, two assholes.

After more than 30 years in law enforcement serving and protecting my community as a police officer, constable, Fort Bend County Sheriff, an Army veteran, and six years representing this district in Congress, I have made the decision, after conversations with my beautiful bride…

— Congressman Troy E. Nehls (@RepTroyNehls) November 29, 2025

Nehls, a cigar smoking, Confederate flag waving, former law enforcement officer and sheriff is a fierce backer of Trump. He supported overturning the 2020 election, President Donald J. Trump's pardoning of the Jan. 6 insurrectionists, deporting immigrants, condemning socialism, supporting Israel's genocide, tax breaks to billionaires, cutting the safety net, repealing the Affordable Care Act and physically abusing suspects.

Nehls co-sponsored legislation that proposed putting the president on the $100 bill and renaming Washington’s Dulles International Airport after Trump, said he came to his decision after consulting his family during the Thanksgiving holiday — and that he intends to “focus on my family and return home after this Congress.”

Nehls said he called Trump to let him know of his plans.

The brothers dim. Troy and Trever Nehls with Trump.

“President Trump has always been a strong ally for our district and a true friend, and I wanted him to hear it from me first,” Nehls wrote on X.

“Serving this country in the military, serving our community in law enforcement, and serving this district in Congress has been the honor of my life. Thank you for your trust, your friendship, and your prayers,” Nehls added.

Nehls has served in Congress since 2021. He won his election in 2020 with 51.5% of his district’s vote, later increasing his margin to win more than 62% in 2022 and 2024.

Nehls’ announcement adds to uncertainty for House Republicans. Their majority — 219 to 213 — will shrink after Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga., resigns effective early January. A number of other Republicans — and Democrats — have said they will retire or seek other office next year.

He will not be missed.

These morons are leaving with lifetime healthcare, a pension and kickbacks. It is time for a change. Hopefully, Republicans or the sacrificial goat with the Democratic Party elect someone who represents Texas and not fucking Israel or special interest groups.