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| Another year, another Murda. |
The rap veteran released his 2024 Rap Up which includes disses on President Joe Biden, Vice President Kamala Harris, President-elect Donald J. Trump, Sean "Puffy" Combs, Charleston White, Rick Ross, Drake, Black men, Lebron James, Aaron Rodgers and of course, the rap game.
Uncle Murda the 2024 Rap Up.
[Intro]
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one
(Great John on the beat, by the way)
[Verse 1]
Niggas like Diddy locked up, oh well (What?)
We seen how he beat Cassie up in that hotel (We saw you)
Man, he was draggin' up (Ow), kickin’ up (Damn)
He made a video apologizin' for hittin' her (Damn)
Man, imagine all the shit that we ain’t see
When she was livin' with that nigga and he got angry (Got mad)
Got me like, "Did he do it? That nigga did it," Diddy a rapist (Ow)
Was tryin' to figure out who was Diddy was on them tapes with (Who else?)
Did he do it? That nigga did it, Diddy, you foul (Ow)
Don't play with the feds, cop out, don't go to trial (Don't play)
For twenty somethin' years you hid that shit
Whatever they sayin' you did, you did that shit (You did it)
Even Biggie mother upset with you
Got niggas accusin’ you a rape, like is he bisexual? (Ah)
The feds took a thousand bottles of baby oil from you
You wasn’t just druggin' bitches, you drugged niggas too (What?)
They took back the keys they gave Puff to the city
Even Meek Mill out here sayin’, "No Diddy" (No Diddy)
I don't believe the shit they say about Meek and Puffy
But the matchin' outfit y'all had on was kind of funny (Haha)
They denied Puff bail again, told him keep his money
He goin’ through withdrawals right now, he a junkie (Psh)
He really locked up for sex traffickin'
Wonder who else was there when all the freak offs was happenin' (Who?)
Got me like, "Did he do it? That nigga did it," Diddy a rapist
Was tryin' to figure out who was Diddy was on them tapes with (Who else?)
Did he do it? That nigga did it, Diddy, you foul
Don't play with the feds, cop out, don't go to trial
Every day a new charge gettin' bought up (Every day)
They even got a hotline for Diddy that you can call up (When they heard)
Stevie J the only nigga that's still your fuckin' friend
Jay's here, never pick up the phone for Puff again (Yeah)
They try to say him and Jay raped a thirteen year old
We don't believe that, leave Beyoncé man alone (Man alone, cash)
Jay ain't waste no time to respond, had flashbacks to that elevator shit with Solange (Haha)
Gotta hurry up and fix that, you know her family crazy
Man, that's what Tata was probably tellin' Jay-Z (Word)
You saw what her mother did, she thought nobody seen her
Try to say her page got hacked, you ain't slick, Tina (You ain't slick)
Back to that bitch that made false allegations (Back to you)
You played yourself, ho, congratulations (You was cappin')
Got caught lyin', Jay-Z lucky, he gon' be good, but it's still lookin' bad for Puffy (Ow)
The NFL still doing business with Hova (Yeah)
They knew that bitch was lyin', her father exposed her (He ain't remember)
I know Beyoncé was disgusted, like, nigga, you got our family caught up in this Puff shit (Chill, bitch)
Diddy, it's your fault, should've left the drugs alone
But fuck all that, the nigga Young Thug is home (Can't hold him back)
YSL Woody kind of helped Thug beat the case
But he part of the reason Thug was there in the first place (Word)
He was in the courtroom actin' illiterate (He was)
He even had Young Thug laughin' a little bit (He was)
Thug told the judge he still wanna work with Gunna (Huh?)
Man, I'm out here confused like a motherfucker
Thug also said whatever Wham say goes
Wham out here sayin' Gunna told on the bros (What?)
Man, this shit weird, I'ma just mind my business
I'm just happy Thug came home just in time for Christmas (You heard?)
[Bridge: DJ Kay Slay]
Ayy, yo, yo, yo, yo, hold up, pull the fuck over
Wherever you at, just stop what you doin'
This is DJ Kay Slay from around the way
The drama King
[Verse 2: Uncle Murda & DJ Kay Slay]
Drake vs. everybody, I know he in his feelings (I know)
Beefin' with a bunch of niggas that he helped make millions (Alright)
Did records with niggas, took niggas on tour
Tryin' to figure out what they all mad at Drake for (Why?)
He put a record out with J. Cole, "First Person Shooter"
Then Kendrick went and did a record with Metro and Future (Aw, shit)
Sayin', "Fuck the big three, it's just big me" (What?)
Drake and J. Cole like, "Why the fuck this nigga just diss me?" (It's the drama king)
J. Cole responded, but his shit wasn't all that
Then he apologized and decided to fall back (He did what?)
He ain't want no smoke with Kendrick goin' bar for bar
He trade for boys in the hood, now let me out the car (Now let me out)
This nigga let the whole hip-hop culture down (He did)
No right, no more raps talking about how you got the crown (Oh)
Claim to be the best rapper every time you spit a verse
How you apologize to a nigga that dissed you first? (How?)
You went out like a sucker, J. Cole, just be an honest
A nigga tell you somethin' different, they just bein' modest (What happened?)
Drake on his own now, J. Cole got scared
That's what happens when you pop shit but really not prepared (Just sayin')
Like Rick Ross was callin' Drake a white boy, then got punched in the face by a white boy (The drama king, what?)
You see how karma came and got his lame ass?
He was talkin' 'bout Drake, plain, then his plane crashed (Haha)
He jumped in the beef, then got jumped in Canada (Ow)
Got punched in the face and all that is on camera (Damn, nigga)
Shit was in 4K, you see it very clear
His mans got knocked out, Ross ran and left him there (He did what?)
Bosses don't move like that, that's lame shit
Ross really ran and left all the niggas he came with (Crazy)
He did have people callin' Drake BBL Drizzy
Metro Boomin made a beat called "BBL Drizzy" (Haha)
A$AP Rocky jumped in the drama, he don't like Drake 'cause Drake used to fuck wit' Rihanna (Woo)
I'm just breakin' all that shit down, that's the way it went
Let's get to Drake vs. Kendrick, that's the main event (Main event, word)
I ain't gon' hold you at first in the beginning, I was one of them niggas tellin' niggas that Drake is winnin' (Drake, oh)
I was arguin' with niggas, cursin' and swearin'
Like how the fuck y'all niggas not hearin' what I'm hearin'? (You heard?)
They was going back and forth, that shit was entertaining
Then we start fact checkin' all the shit they was sayin' (Let's go)
Kendrick said Drake had the daughter that he was hidin'
The lie detector test determined that he was lyin' (Ah)
Drake said Dave Free was fuckin' Kendrick lady
On top of that, he tried to say that that wasn't Kendrick baby (Woo)
Man, none of that shit was factual
The lie detector test determined he was cappin' too (Aw)
Kendrick dropped "They Not Like Us" and shut it down (Damn)
After that, Drake ain't wantin' to go another round (Nope)
Drake took an L, I hate to be admittin' it (Aw)
Came home one day and my lil' kids were singin' it (What you said?)
"They Not Like Us" is a big record
This nigga really made an anthem out of a diss record (Shit crazy)
Shit, I'm just bein' real
This nigga did to Drake what Drake did to Meek Mill (Aw)
This might be worse though, honestly, truth be told
Especially if he performed that shit at the Super Bowl (If he did what?)
You called him a pedophile, I know he really hate you
You really got Drake out here suin' his record label (Nah)
You lookin' corny for doin' that, Drake, stop
That's worse than J. Cole apologizin' to K. Dot (That's tough)
You fell in the lawsuit, fuck is that all about?
That's that white boy shit on you that Kendrick was talking' 'bout (Haha)
Shit crazy, you know I made y'all laugh a lot
The new big three is Kendrick, Future, and Travis Scott (What?)
I know that's somethin' niggas gon' talk about
"Like the new big three is who? What Murda talkin' 'bout?"
Huh, man, I'm the bad guy everybody admire (Yeah)
I'm part of the holidays now just like Mariah (Yeah)
Y'all heard what happened, y'all know what happened, but y'all don't care (Nah)
Y'all still want me to talk about this shit every year, woo (Crazy, crazy, shit crazy)
[Chorus]
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy (Yeah)
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy (Yeah)
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy (Woo)
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy
For the past ten years I've been doin' this shit (Damn)
Hope y'all enjoy, this my last year doin' this shit (Doin' this shit)
I'm the bad guy everybody admire
I'm part of the holidays now just like Mariah (Okay)
[Bridge]
Tonight we gon' get drunk, we gon' party and we gon' have a good time
If you don't wanna party, get the **** out the club
All lies will be exposed, that's all
And, and, and, and anyone who takes that the wrong way
Know why they take it the wrong way
[Verse 3]
Free Lil Durk, they sayin' murder for hire (Damn)
And he had a nigga rollin' with him that wore a wire (Wack)
Now they talkin' death penalty, shit, let him live
I feel bad for Durk, man, that nigga got seven kids (Okay)
Cardi B and Offset broke up, shit is crazy
She fucked another nigga while she was pregnant with his baby (What?)
What? That's crazy, that's some real grimy shit
That's what he said she did, she ain't deny this shit (Callin' it)
Papoose and Remy 'bout to get a divorce
They was both on Instagram goin' back and forth (Aw)
I was surprised 'cause they usually more secretive
You can tell they both got it tight by who they cheatin' with (They do)
Remy new man look like Papoose on Tubi
I can't take him serious when he talk, he sound goofy (Haha)
No more black love, they lost that connection
Pap new girl and Remy Ma got the same complexion (Oh)
She a boxer and Remy a shooter, she wanna fight Remy
Remy gon' fuck around and shoot her (Oh)
You know it's over when the internet in your business
We all know who Remy Ma was chillin' with last Christmas (We know)
Takin' pictures by that bum-ass Christmas tree (Aw)
Pap put the picture up for the industry to see (Why?)
I can see them going back and forth making diss tracks
Who you think'll win? I bet on Remy, who pickin' Pap?
Chris Brown and Quavo still don't get along (They don't)
They had a rap battle, Chris Brown had the better song (Woo)
Them niggas still beefin' over Karrueche
After all these years, she must got some really good coochie (Haha)
Meg Thee Stallion lied to Gayle King about fuckin' Tory
Wonder what else she lied about in that whole fuckin' story (I wonder)
She out here admittin' bein' a whore
Meanwhile, Nicki just made a hundred and somethin' million on tour (Damn)
You know, Megan and Nicki don't get along
They used to be cool, 'member that "Hot Girl Summer" song? (Remember that?)
I swear I thought Meg was a Barbie
Then she switched sides and went and did a record with Cardi (What?)
You know Megan be gettin' drunk doin' stupid shit
Nicki was like, "You gotta pick a side, you goofy bitch" (Ha)
Meg just be twerkin' like a stripper that get money
Nicki was callin' her Bigfoot, I thought this shit was funny (Aw)
Ice Spice ain't got no more figure, I thought she was Coi Leray when I saw her in the picture (Who that?)
You know she like to turn around and shake it when she perform
How she gon' do that shit now when her ass is gone? (How?)
That Ozempic made her lose weight, like wow
GloRilla got a bigger butt than her right now (Haha)
Man, shit crazy, everything done fell apart
It all started when Cal Williams sat down with Shannon Sharpe (It did)
He was gettin' drunk, gettin' shit off his chest
He said Hollywood made Kevin Hart wear a dress (They did?)
I'm like, "Damn, this nigga disrespectful"
He said Hollywood made Martin put on a dress too (Nah)
And he told S.I.P. that he liked the party
And he don't find nothin' funny about Steve Harvey (Haha)
I can't name everybody he disrespected
He even made Ludacris go and write a diss record (Hmm)
Shannon Sharpe was fuckin' on IG Live
He said it was an accident, he was actin' like he surprised (What?)
It's like, hmm, whatever you say, Shannon, you did that, so we can stop thinkin' you gay, Shannon (Haha)
Why you ain't lettin' Lil Wayne perform at the Super Bowl in New Orleans? Jay, that was wrong (Come on, HOV)
Wayne be gettin' too high, trust me, I get it, bro
That nigga fuck around and come late or miss the show (Word)
Or be up there mumblin' his shit, runnin' out of breath
I seen Wayne perform before, I wasn't too impressed (Haha)
Nah, I'm just playin', Wayne would've bodied it
Why didn't Jay holler at Wayne is what I don't get (Why?)
Nicki said Jay did that out of pure hate
He did that 'cause he don't like her, Birdman and Drake (Word)
Nicki like, "Fuck that, somebody had to say it"
Wayne could've performed if Jay-Z okayed it (Hmm)
Wayne confused though, he don't know how to play it (Hmm)
'Cause Jay paid the taxes for him when he couldn't pay it (Crazy)
Niggas need to help Kodak go get clean
He was on Kai Cenat's show lookin' like a dope fiend (He was)
Honestly, I don't like what I'm seein' (I don't)
I hope he ain't the next rapper we hear about odin' (Nah)
Saw Wallo talkin' to him, that's a good brother
Hopin' they just go on one end, not the other (Shit crazy)
Puff's son ran up on Ray J and thugged him out
Told Ray J, "Keep my father name out your fuckin' mouth" (Ow)
It's on video, I saw it, he sure did
It was the light-skinned one, Justin, not LB, short Kid (Haha)
The United Healthcare CEO got shot
People sayin', "Karma, he deserved what he got" (Damn)
They out here treatin' Luigi like he a hero
'Cause these companies act like they care, Robert De Niro (Woo)
I don't wish death on nobody, that shit ain't right
But now hopefully these healthcare companies get it right (Hopefully)
Kamala Harris lost, I was expectin' it, America not ready for no female president (They not)
Nigga, Kamala Harris even had Megan twerkin' and she still lost, none of that dumb shit was worth it
Cardi B, Beyoncé tell us who promoted her
People ain't give a fuck, ain't nobody gon' vote for her (Nope)
Trump almost got killed, that shit wasn't staged (Bang)
He ain't get shot though, he only got grazed
I was like, "Yeah, Trump gon' win again"
Then he came out playin' 50 Cent's song "Many Men" (Oh)
Trump brought Sleepy Hallow and Sheff G out
Then Peter Rosenberg decided to speak out (He was mad)
You know Hot 97 ain't understand, so they ain't let Sheff and Sleep perform at Summer Jam (Crazy)
I don't know what 50 and Dame B fall about
I just seen Dame poppin' shit and his teeth fall out (Damn, man)
Ryan Garcia was out here playin' crazy (Uh)
He was on steroids when he beat up Devin Haney (He was)
Huh, talkin' 'bout Devin Haney, he just found out Young Thug used to fuck his lady (Crazy)
Travis Hunter girl getting exposed, they got videos of her hangin' out with the bros (Woo)
LeBron James made history with his son, dumpin' all of the MVP awards that he won (Yeah)
The first father and son duo ever to actually play in the NBA together (The GOAT)
Meanwhile, Michael Johnson gettin' coked up
Him and Scottie Pippen ex-wife done finally broke up (Haha)
Big Meech home, he chillin', no more dope dealin'
His son playin' him on TV, that's a dope feelin'
Me and Yayo met him, 50 took us to his house, he was breakin' down what that BMF shit was all about
Tut home, for twenty-seven years he was locked up
That's the nigga that allegedly had shot Tupac up (Yeah, yeah)
Gram home after fifteen years, finally (Gram)
Feel good havin' my partner in crime back outside with me
Teezy home too after damn near doin' ten
This year they let a whole lot of real niggas out the pen'
Sean Kingston and his mother out here lookin' dumb (What?)
How she get locked up for scammin' with her son? (Haha)
'Member the bitch up in Brooklyn that got robbed? And shortly after that we found out he a fraud (Damn)
He was scammin' that old lady out her money
The feds gave him nine years, God don't like ugly (He don't)
Damn, rest in peace to Clark Kent, he was God's favorite DJ, he really was God sent (Ow)
He used to enjoy all the bullshit I start
He used to call me to talk about it, I'ma miss you, Clark (I am)
Rest in peace to Fatman Scoop, he was the life of the party, he was like a one man group (Turn up)
Sendin' my condolences to his brother Kendu and the rest of his family, I know everybody miss you (Psh)
Damn, rest in peace to Mr. C, truly appreciate anything you did for me (Yeah)
On Hot 97, you used to play all my records
Nobody used to rep for Brooklyn the way you repped it (Finish him)
Quincy Jones passed away too, we lost a legend
A music icon, he was a true blessin' (Damn)
Rich homie Quan died, he was only thirty-four, that's young, he was supposed to live for at least thirty more
Jake Paul and Tyson fight was a scam
See, I really was disappointed 'cause I'm a boxer fan (Aw)
It was bufferin' and borin', I wasted my whole night
Can't pay me to go and watch another Mike Tyson fight (Never)
Mr. Spin that Shit got his shit took
He was on Instagram talkin' 'bout how he got booked (Haha)
Niggas said somethin' ain't right, they think he was cappin'
'Cause he ain't been spinnin' shit since that shit happened (Nah)
It was money wars the other day on the 'Gram
Primo and TV put up three hundred bands
You know code thirty-three, got niggas in the streets talkin' 'bout Primo and TV (Haha)
They beefin' 'bout who got the most money (Who?)
It's entertainin', I can't hold you, they both funny (Both)
Primo was in the backyard diggin' paper up
TV was lookin' like Frank Lucas, can't make this up (Woo)
Nigga had a Mink on with a matchin' hat on
Code thirty-three pages, where it happened at (Oh)
Uh, ain't nobody respond to Dolo Rilla
He popped out of nowhere, nobody know the nigga (Haha)
Rest in peace to Robert Brooks, I saw what they did to him
He was in handcuffs when they kept hittin' him
It was on video, that shit was hard to miss
I wonder what Donald Trump think they should charge him with (I wonder)
And, yo, who voted for Trump? Let me see y'all faces
'Cause y'all put him back in office and y'all know he racist (You did?)
Niggas was like, "I don't fuck with Kamala, I fuck with Trump 'cause he gave me twelve hundred dollars" (Haha)
He ain't give y'all shit, y'all believe whatever
But them immigrants gotta go, they'll fuckin' tell 'em (Word)
Talkin' 'bout the crazy ones, that's insane like the one that set the lady on fire on the train (Aw)
Rest in peace to John Amos from Good Times
Childhood shit made us think about good times
He reminded us of somethin' my father might be like (Word)
Then we found out in real life that his wife is white
RIP Meryl Jones and Frankie Beverly
Shit sad, this year was too many deaths for me (Too many)
Foolio got killed in the hotel parking lot
I'm tired of sayin', "Rest in peace," but it's like it's hard to stop
50 had street boy lookin' like Las Vegas
The mayor was like, "Thank you for the money you made us"
Hurricane Chris was mad he was not invited
If people would've saw you out there, they wouldn't have got excited (Haha)
Niggas don't know you no more, fuck you thinkin'?
So what you caught a body? Rest in peace to O.J. Simpson (Woo)
I missed a couple topics, it was too many
This shit fifteen minutes long, I ain't tryna do twenty (Uh-uh)
Past ten years, I've been doin' this shit
Hope y'all enjoy, this my last year doin' this shit
[Chorus]
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy (Yeah)
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy (Yeah)
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy (Woo)
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy
For the past ten years I've been doin' this shit (Damn)
Hope y'all enjoy, this my last year doin' this shit (Doin' this shit)
I'm the bad guy everybody admire
I'm part of the holidays now just like Mariah
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy (Yeah)
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy
[Outro]
Joe Budden's got locked up for being in the building naked, it was on the ring camera one of his neighbors taped it
That's crazy, all the shit he be talking, he was on some kind of drug, he wasn't sleepwalking
That's embarrassing, I know he feeling crazy that's why he ain't been recording no new episodes lately
Buildin' he was filmin' in want him to get out, on the last day of the year we find this shit out
This nigga naked playing with his neighbor's dog, that's some weird shit, that's what the ring camera saw
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