Jay-Z: The [GOP] Can't Handle The Success!

Jay-Z releases a song targeting critics of his trip to Cuba.

The media mogul fires back at critics. After he and pop singer wife Beyonce took a trip to the nation of Cuba, the junk food media got wind of it. It agitated the usual suspects.

Jay-Z appears on Roc-A-Fella Records/Roc Nation, LLC.
Beyonce appears on Columbia Records/Sony Music Group.
Chief Keef appears on Interscope Records.

Well if you're not a hip-hop fan, I would devote my clarification to how Mr. Carter rhymes to the latest topics.

[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen
Goddamnit
Let this shit knock

[Verse 1]
I done turned Havana to Atlanta
Guayabera shirts and bandanas
Every time you think they got me I switch the planna
Bulletproof this, radio scanners
Ballin' 'til they ban us
You gettin' too much bread, they try to jam you
Boy from the hood but got White House clearance
Sorry y'all, I don't agree with y'all appearance
Politicians never did shit for me
Except lie to me, distort history
Wanna give me jail time and a fine
Fine, let me commit a real crime
I might buy a kilo for Chief Keef
Out of spite, I just might flood these streets
Hear the freedom in my speech
Got an onion from Universal, read it and weep
Would've brought the Nets to Brooklyn for free
Except I made millions off it, you fuckin' dweeb
I still own the building, I'm still keeping my seat
Y'all buy that bullshit, you'd better keep y'all receipt
Obama said "chill, you gonna get me impeached"
But you don't need this shit anyway
Chill with me on the beach

[Hook - Swizz Beatz]
Y'all gon' learn today

[Verse 2]
Ya'll almost want to start a revolution
You know whenever I'm threatened, I start shooting, bark
Catch a body, head to Houston
I'm in Cuba, I love Cubans
This communist talk is so confusing
When it's from China, the very mic that I'm using
Idiot wind, the Bob Dylan of rap music
You're an idiot, baby, you should become a student
Oh, you gonna learn today
Where the fuck have you been
The world's under new management
The new role model, fuck this Zoolander shit

[Hook]

Okay in other words, in the song he acknowledges that he and wife went to Cuba. He's telling his critics: Big deal, Americans travel to Cuba.

Second, if you're thinking about politicians, there's three Florida Republicans who made a fuss about it. One is a hip-hop fan and a potential candidate for president. A handful of conservative agitators and it was posted by That Guy Who Throws Shit On The Wall.

Third, Jay-Z saying that Obama told him to chill or it will get him impeached. The conservative media was agitated that the rapper endorsed the president. The president feared that Jay-Z's history as a former drug dealer would be a play for the "race card" by Republican operatives. Jay-Z is basically saying that President Barack Obama should ignore the critics about their friendship.

Lastly, he saying that he's an owner of a NBA team. Something that King Hippo would never be. The conservative agitator wanted to be part owner of the St. Louis Rams, a NFL team. There was a huge outcry to have him removed as a potential buyer. The conservative agitator bailed out on the deal.

The shoutout to Chicago based rapper Chief Keef is basically because he's growing in popularity. Keef is an 18-year old rapper who openly endorses the drug and gun culture. He embraces gang violence, sexism, and commercialism. Keef is an extremely controversial figure in hip-hop.

Jay-Z and Beyonce are the biggest supporters of President Barack Obama. The junk food media has always made note of the "lip sync" at the inauguration, the Cuban vacation, the "I Be On" song and their child Blue Ivy.

But what else could those critics say about the Carters?

Oh, the release of the song became a question at the White House. Press Secretary Jay Carney had to waste a portion of his time answering a non-relevant question from a reporter at The Politico. Hence the term, junk food media!