Friday, July 22, 2016

Jon Stewart: There Is No Real America! You Don't Own It!

Now that Donald Trump has became the face of the Republican Party, The Late Show's Stephen Colbert invites an old friend back to discuss the nomination.

Matter of fact, he let him take over the show for a moment to address not only Trump, but Roger Ailes, the former CEO of Fox News and his "obsession".

Jon Stewart reminds the audience that the feud between him and Sean "Softball" Hannity isn't over.

He let him have it.

"So let's just say for real, here's where we are. Either [Sean Hannity aka Lumpy] and his friends are lying about being bothered by thin-skinned, authoritarian, less-than-Christian readers-of-prompter-authoritarian-tyrant-narcissist. You just want that person to give you your country back. Because you fell that you're this country's rightful owners. There's only one problem with that. This country isn't yours. You don't own it. It never was. There is no real America. You don't won it. You don't own patriotism. You don't own Christianity. You sure as hell don't own respect for the bravery and sacrifice of military, police, and firefighters."
Jon Stewart told audience to point out bullshit. He mentioned Softball Hannity as an example of it.
"Trust me, I saw a lot of people on the convention floor in Cleveland with their 'blue lives matter' rhetoric, who either remained silent or actively fought against the 9/11 first responders' bill reauthorization. I see you and I see "bullshit".....I see it!"

Stewart called out the annoying conservative agitator for ass kissing Donald Trump. He knocked him for his selective moral outrage over things he's decried about President Barack Obama.

He lastly noted that this brand of conservatism from folks like Sean "Softball Lumpy" Hannity, that creepy internet troll Matt Drudge and old fart Rush Limbaugh.

"So, Lumpy, you and your friends have embraced Donald Trump. Clearly, the "c" next to your names don't stand for "constitutional" or "conservative." But "cravenly". "convenient", "cunts"..."

Matter of fact, I wouldn't be surprised if Softball Hannity responds back.

Eric Wemple fired a shot at Softball Hannity after he ignored the Melania Trump plagiarism scandal.

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