Friday, July 11, 2014

Kookspiracy Nut Alex Jones Carrying Joan Rivers' Bags!

That boneheaded kookspiracy nut got his nerve. I bet somewhere in that bunker, that asshole probably slept with a dozen of women who happen to be carrying more than firearm. He's probably a pickle sucker anyway.

Crazy Jones loves to agitate the nuts around him. Visiting Infowars and PrisonPlanet obligates a white extremist the notion of a government kookspiracy. From the New World Order, FEMA Death Camps, those  Ron (or Rand) Paul presidential wet dreams, the Bohemian Grove Men's club and the Bilderburg Group are frequently mentioned there.

Of course, the president's birth certificate or his patriotism.

Now this asshole must have listened to the rant of that washed up comedian. That washed up comedian called President Barack Obama gay and said that First Lady Michelle Obama looks like a "tranny".

It's funny until she gets flack for it. And of course, she's gotten flack.

Tranny is an offensive term towards a transgender woman. They detest it.

But to the racist right and a hack comedian, it's business and we're in the shit for a profit.

Crazy Jones said, “Well, Joan Rivers talked about it the other day, and now it’s an international news story,” Jones said on-air. “The question is, ‘Who is Michelle Obama? Is she really a woman? Is she a man?’”

Jones went on to say he was “not drawing any conclusions” but that “it’s fair to question anything and everything this administration says” because no other administration in American history has “been caught with such a perfect record of everything they say and do being a lie or a fraud.”

Because the Obama administration is so dishonest, Jones concluded — what with its refusal to acknowledge chem trails, and how 9/11 was an inside job, and FEMA concentration camps, and Agenda 21, and the lizard-men who are secretly trying to harvest our precious bodily fluids — it is entirely understandable that “the public doesn't believe anything they’re saying.”

“[E]specially,” Jones added, “when every time I look at ‘Michelle’ or ‘Michael’ Obama — the first lady, or first tranny — something doesn't look right.”
First Lady Obama can teach Jimmy Fallon in drag "How to Dougie!"  Did you know that the president and First Lady Obama are trained to attack a perpetrator? Sometimes I wish Mrs. Obama would show Alex Jones how she is trained to knock a person out.
Jones added that Michelle Obama “doesn't look like any black woman I've ever known” and criticized her for having “shoulders that are wider than a man’s, which physiologically doesn't happen.”

“You can put three heads on a man’s shoulders, and two heads on a woman’s shoulders,”  Jones noted.

“That’s a known anatomy.”

Jones did not blame Obama herself for her wide shoulders, however, arguing instead that it was a result of a chemically induced mutation. “For me,” Jones said, “this really isn't just a laughing matter. It’s not just the sexuality, but the very genetics of the human species across the board is being manipulated.”

This is the freedom of speech people. The right to be a racist, homophobic, transphobic, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic, sexist asshole.

This is what this foolish agitator does. He's selling the kookspiracy. You can get your survivor food kits for a reasonable price as well.

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