Romney: Not Going There! Wink, Wink!

                                 BORN IN KENYA

The conservatives will continue to waste their time on two issues that are deemed ineffective.

The birth certificate and Jeremiah Wright.

These issues continue to be the focus point of extremists within the conservative movement.

In the beginning, they all but had President Barack Obama on the ropes. A sluggish economy, the bailouts of major corporations, frustration with the slow job market and the mainstream media propping up the president when he doesn't deserve praise, has conservatives looking for the one who can beat him.

They sought out potentials such as businessman Donald Trump, New Jersey governor Chris Christie, former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin, U.S. Senator from Florida Marco Rubio and CIA chief David Patereus to run for president. They all refused to run for president.

So what they got were the weak field. Tim Pawlenty, Newt Gingrich, Thad McCotter, Ron Paul, Michele Bachmann, Herman Cain, Rick Perry, Jon Huntsman, Gary Johnson, Rick Santorum, and Mitt Romney.

Conservatives weren't thrilled about these candidates. They felt the field was too wishy-washy and all had major flaws as candidates. Conservatives felt the field was like a tee ball game and President Barack Obama swung a home run!

They want a red meat, gun totting, no apologetic man's man! They want to have a candidate that can light the flames of the Tea Party Movement. They wanted to match the success of the 2010 U.S. Midterm Elections.

Sadly they got former Massachusetts governor, the perennial candidate for president Willard Mitt Romney.

Romney is a moderate, inconsistent, douchebag who says anything to win.

Romney hasn't won people over yet. He still has to mend fences with the field he tore apart during debates.

Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum still linger anger at Romney after their humiliation during the 2012 Republican Primaries.

The Breitbart boys, Ben Sharpio and Joel Pollack were at the brims of the toilet looking for turds when they happen to stumble upon a pamphlet from President Barack Obama's Harvard days of the early 1990s.

They wrote an article, paged Matt Drudge and asked him to make the story generate buzz. And there you have it, the story that led the day on the Drudge Report.

In what they believe is a potential "vetting" of Barack Obama, is a pamphlet that states that the then Harvard Law President was born in Kenya, a resident of Indonesia, lives in Hawaii. This got the conservatives running to the internet.

Now this gives more ammunition to the Orly Taitz, Alex Jones and World Net Daily crowds.

You can't stop those darn birthers who simply refuse to acknowledge that Barack Obama is a United States citizen eligible to run for president. They're not going to budge! They're not going to buy it!

Many conservatives rushed to the airwaves claiming that they're on to something and they can finally prove that President Barack Obama lied about his citizenship and therefore deem him ineligible.

One stupid Arizona attorney general threatens to take President Barack Obama off the November ballot if he can't deliver once again his birth certificate proving he eligible to run.

The attorney general claims he's not a birther, but his actions speak and reek of the Tea Party.

Expect this birth certificate and Jeremiah Wright to make a splash again.

Two strategies that failed before and surely will fail again!