Friday, March 17, 2017

Lowercase b!

Bee populations are on the decline and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife agency declare a dire emergency.

American and European Honeybees (known as the rusty patch bumblebees) are now listed as endangered species.

General Mills is taking drastic steps to bring attention to the crisis facing the animal kingdom.

Honey Nut Cheerios' mascot Buzz is missing and the General Mills company is hoping that consumers will take concern to the declining population of the honeybee.

They are now offering wildflower seeds in select boxes.

The Cheerios website says: "Buzz is missing because there's something serious going on with the world's bees. Bee populations everywhere have been declining at an alarming rate and that includes honeybees like Buzz."

The rusty patch bumblebee is in dire straits. The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service declared it critically endangered animal.

Fuhrer's Donald J. Trump's massive cuts to the Environmental Protection Agency, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife and Forest Service could spell doom for the bee population. He also delayed the announcement of noting these specific species to take effect until Spring.

Bees are natural pollinators. Bees are responsible for pollinating plants that help grow foods.

If we lose a bee population, then food prices will surge up and cause a food crisis.

Mike Huckabee Calls Big Snoop "Poop Dogg!"

Washed up politico Mike Huckabee calls Snoop Dogg, "Poop Dogg."

Former governor of Arkansas and two time presidential failure Mike Huckabee got the internet lit up like a "fat one" smoked.




He like many conservative agitators were riled up over Big Snoop's video taking shots at the fuhrer, Donald J. Trump. In the video, Lavender, Big Snoop points a toy gun at a clown named Ronald Klump and it was shared on social media.

The rapper isn't kind to the fuhrer and he's made it known on social media and throughout his concerts.

Huckabee, the religious extremist who once said it was "god's will" to see a woman on her knees hopped on Twitter to take shots at him. He had the nerve to label the rapper "Poop Dogg" and it's certainly got the social media meme.
Bow Wow threatened to “pimp” Melania Trump as he attempted to defend Snoop Dogg in his battle with the President.
Semi-retired rapper/actor Shad "Bow Wow" Moss snapped at the First Bimbo.
Matter of fact, he even went after Shad Moss, known to many as Bow Wow.

Moss went to Twitter to defend Big Snoop from the Trumpster.

Ayo @realDonaldTrump shut your punk ass up talking shit about my uncle @SnoopDogg before we pimp your wife and make her work for us.

— Shad Moss(Bow Wow) (@smoss) March 15, 2017

Moss had to quickly delete the post after he caught flack for the "pimp your wife" comment.
Image result for Snoop Dogg and Trump
All work and no play.
Moss  joins a number of other celebrities who have jumped into the fray, including T.I. and hip-hop loving Republican failed presidential candidate, Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL).

Snoop Dogg has not yet commented on Bow Wow's defense.

The New York Daily News reports that Trump's counterargument that someone who had made a similar move to his predecessor would have faced jail time, Ted Nugent, who was featured in a Trump campaign ad, threatened to kill both Obama and Hillary Clinton during a concert in 2007.

Oh, Nugent is a friend of Huckleberry Hound.. Or rather Huckabum. Nah, Huckapee. Oops, I meant, Hugadick.

No comment from Snoop Dogg or his representatives.



Added bonus, Kimberly Guilfoyle goes on an epic rant calling for the arrest of Big Snoop and Bow Wow.

Freedom of expression is under attack.

I can only imagine when Snoop or Bow Wow take a trip across the border, they might be able to come back. Trump might force border patrol agents deny them entry in the United States as revenge.



Thursday, March 16, 2017

Sean "Softball" Hannity Points The Burner At Juan Williams!


Fox News is a circus. And without the ringmaster Roger Ailes, it's a fucking mess.

The network that worked feverishly for fuhrer Donald J. Trump is embolden in scandal. And while its notable agitators continue to demonize the competitors with the accusations of the networks promoting "fake news," one of them actually created a real news story.

The most annoying conservative agitator in the junk food media is accused of pulling a firearm on a fellow agitator after the cameras were off.

You guessed it, it's Sean "Softball" Hannity.

The official softball of the Trump team had pulled his burner on Juan Williams, the Black "liberal" agitator who once said Muslims on a plane made him nervous.

The two got into a heated debate and when the segment was over, the often factually challenged softball pulled his unloaded firearm on Williams and it rattled him and his staff.

Three sources acknowledged that the softball had his laser sight aimed on Juan's head.
The softball chews down a bagel.
While the softball was joking about it, Williams was disturbed and clearly upset over it.

The softball's colleagues brought the incidents to the top brass at Fox News. Bill Shine, the softball's old executive producer said that "it was all fun" nothing to see here. He said that the two were just "foolin' around" and the matter wasn't a danger to those employed at Fox News.

The incident was however referred to  the legal and human resources departments.

The softball made a public statement today. He claims that he was showing the gun. He wasn't playing with it or threatening Williams in any matter.

"While discussing the issue of firearms, I showed my good friend Juan Williams my unloaded firearm in a professional and safe manner for educational purposes only. Every precautionary procedure that I have been trained since the age of 11 was followed. I've had a conceal carry permit in five states for all my adult life. Any other interpretation of this is outright false reporting," said the softball in a presser.

Juan Williams reacts with the usual, I didn't see any problem nonsense.

"This incident is being sensationalized --- everything was under total control throughout and I never felt like I was put in harm's way. It was clear that [the softball] put my safety and security above all else and we continue to be great friends."

Trump is thin-skinned and temperamental. He is a truly narcissistic man who parades himself as the billionaire for the people. Seems like the softball has a little Trump in him as well.

The softball has been on this relentless onslaught of attacking those who oppose Trump. It's embarrassing and conservatives are really starting to notice.

Many believe that this shameless cheerleading, the kookspiracy theories, and hand-ringing are reasons to why Sean "Softball" Hannity is considered the worst agitator in the junk food media.

Big Snoop Clowns On Trump!

The right rages as hip-hop legend Big Snoop points the "banger" at Ronald Klump.

Well at one time, the billionaire and the rapper/media mogul were friends or at least acquaintances.

The rapper was tempted to vote for the guy but after the guy said some pretty dumb shit about Blacks, about face.



Apparently it's no longer. Big Snoop pissed off conservatives once again by a satirical music video featuring the rapper pointing a burner on Ronald Klump, a clown dressed similarly to Fuhrer Donald J. Trump.
Big Snoop Roasted Trump in 2011.
Snoop Dogg drew the ire of the fuhrer and conservatives when he pointed the toy burner at the clown and released a "BANG."

The music video, for the remix of the song Lavender, was originally recorded by BadBadNotGood and it featured lyrics from Big Snoop.

You see conservatives want Hollywood and Broadway to "shut up" when it comes to politics. They believe that those in the entertainment industry are "elitists" who want to push indecency and liberalism upon the country.

Sean "Softball" Hannity, Michelle "Turd Flipper" Malkin and many other agitators in the pseudo-conservative media were ranting about it. Failed presidential candidate and hip-hop lover, Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) said that the music video's beats were catchy but the message was straight up wrong.

"We've had presidents assassinated before in this country, so anything like that is really something that you should be very careful about," said Rubio.

Trump took to social media to blast the rapper for diss on him.




While many conservatives are calling for the Secret Service to investigate the rapper, many in the entertainment industry quickly defended Big Snoop. They said that if Trump could get away with saying shit that could get him a visit from the Secret Service (like the attacks on then president Barack Obama), then it's fair game for Big Snoop.

The roast of Trump. Snoop Dogg goes after Trump in the roast.


Snoop Dogg at the Roast of Donald Trump by pedaldeadpan

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

The Cherokee Nation Pissed Trump Visited Old Hickory!

Old Hickory and Golden Cheeto.

Fuhrer Donald J. Trump pissed off the Cherokee nation after he decided to lay wreath at the tomb of Andrew Jackson, the president who advocate the Indian Removal Act. The removal act forced the removal of the Cherokee, Seminole, Chickasaw, Muscogee, and Choctaw tribes from their ancestral homelands. When some of the tribes refused to relocate, Jackson ordered a violent and subliminal attack on the tribes, He would bring blankets full of disease, rape their women and sabotage tribal chief who held resistance.

It was called the "Trail of Tears."

Trump's flagrant disrespect towards Native Americans continue. He ordered the immediate continuation of the Dakota Access pipeline. It riled up the Standing Rock Sioux tribe and they are taking this to federal court to cease further construction of the pipeline.

Trump's visit to the grave and says that it "inspires" him.

"What a great visit. Inspirational visit, I have to tell you. I'm a fan!"

The Cherokee Nation was none too happy that Trump would embrace a person who stood firm for White rights and considered those below him as "savages".

Even political aide Steve Bannon had praise for Jackson's methods.

The U.S. Treasury is about to replace Jackson on the $20 bill with Harriet Tubman and conservatives went bonkers over it.

And the last leader to visit the grave of Jackson was Ronald Reagan.

Old Hickory was the nickname of Andrew Jackson.

Still A Loser!

Still losing. The travel ban was halted again.

The watered-down travel ban was blocked by a federal judge in Hawaii. This block is nationwide and it strips the fuhrer's executive order. This order is a scaled back version of the Muslim ban.

This was targeting six non-visa holders from six Muslim-majority countries as well as a halt on the U.S. refugee resettlement program. This happened hours before executive order was take effect.

Derrick Watson said that the sections of the travel order were singling out Muslims and went against the First Amendment's establishment clause, which forbids the government from placing unequal treatment on a specific religion over the rest.

The ban was to take effect on Thursday.

The rollout of this ban was already a disaster from the start. It lead to worldwide condemnation and also was the subject of lawsuits from lawfully traveling Muslims.

The judge noted that bigots like Rudy Giuliani also caught the judge's attention. Giuliani, Mr. 9-11 himself, said that the Trump team will find legal ways to keep Muslims from entering the United States.

Of course, the blame goes to Trump for saying that only Christian Syrian refugees were allowed into the country. His bigoted statements made the court's decision harsh.

We're not a Christian nation. We're a nation of immigrants. Get it through your pathetic heads, that the United States escaped the tyranny, fought against slavery, allowed women to vote, allowed interracial marriage and equal marriage for all.

Progress is hard. Change is difficult. But we're on course to move the country forward.

Trump and the Republican Party are the party stuck in the past. They are the party of racism.

And if a conservative tells you otherwise, let them know that the Democrats elected the first Black president and nominated the first woman to lead the party. And even though, Barack Obama won the election while Hillary Clinton lost the presidency, at least their supporters are fiercely calling upon progressives to oppose everything Trump and the Republicans do.

Auntie Fee In Dire Straits!

Auntie Fee, the viral internet celebrity who showed people how to cook on a budget had a massive heart attack.

Felicia O'Dell known on social media as Auntie Fee may have passed away. TMZ reported the news but retracted the story for now. According to the junk food media, they say that she is in grave condition after suffering a massive heart attack at the age of 59.

Auntie Fee's family rushed her to the Harbor-UCLA Hospital after a vomiting spell and complaints about chest pains. She is on life support and the family said, "pray for a speedy recovery."

Auntie Fee became a viral celebrity after she made profanity laced cooking videos that taught people how to feed a family of seven on a $3 budget.

Auntie Fee shot to fame when she had celebrities make a stop in her kitchen.

Her comedic timing and profanity laced instructions have became fodder for social memes.

She also went by Chef Sista Girl and had taught people how to make some "good ass chicken."

Watch some of her videos here.



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