The 45/47 Washed Up To Iran!

What would be a good nickname for President Donald J. Trump?

Washed Up 47 or Senile J. Trump!

I don't know.

Prepare yourselves for the president to tell the world that he has ordered the immediate use of our military in a ground invasion of Iran. 

While he will try to lay out his agenda to the public, many will look at this address to the nation as a distraction. Especially given he lies almost every time he speaks.

ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, Fox and The CW will likely preempt programming, which will piss off primetime viewers.

My fellow Americans, I have ordered our troops to fight in Iran.

So if you want to watch The Masked Singer or Fear Factor, better get it on Hulu.

Want to watch Chicago Med, Fire and PD, you might have to see it on Peacock.

Want to watch Survivor or Hollywood Squares, you might have to see it on Paramount+.

You want to see Shifting Gears, Abbott Elementary, Shark Tank or The Greatest Average American, you might to watch it on Disney+ or Hulu.

Trump will be speaking for 15 to 90 minutes depending on which tangent he manage to stay focus on.