Byron Noem Wore The 60065 Attire!

Kiss me and I'll kiss you back. 

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April Fools.

Seriously this will be added to the Kristi Noem controversies.

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Bryon Noem allegedly dresses up in women boob suits. He dresses up to attract men and women. It is an open secret. So I guess that's why Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski have that special friendship. The former first gentleman and husband of the disgraced Trump Administration officials made her life more chaotic.

Look, he isn't in the federal government and its own business. Not my place to judge.

However, the controversy keeps the former Homeland Security chief and former South Dakota governor had that MAGA makeover. It must have trigger Byron to be like his wife.

Kristi was a former South Dakota state lawmaker, U.S. House member, governor and Homeland Security secretary in President Donald J. Trump's second administration.

She felt a lot of pushback over opening during the pandemic, the approval of the Keystone XL pipeline which went through reservations. The tribal groups have permanently banned her and her family from the land. Eight of the nine tribal groups have banned her from entry.

Her handling of ICE led to the deaths of Americans. It was marred with agents who raped women, allowed people in treatments to die, detaining children under 12, pushing for more armed protection, losing her purse, having a food allergy, allowing Lewandowski travel with her frequently, allowing him to fire people without proper protocols, spending on personal expenses and so many other issues under watch led to her eventual firing.

Noe, shattered by the explosive new report that her husband leads a cross-dressing double life in which he chats online with fetish models.

"Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time," a representative for the former Department of Homeland Security chief told an outlet on Tuesday, March 31.

The same publication revealed on Tuesday that Bryon Noem has allegedly been messaging women from the "bimbofication" scene, in which adult entertainers enhance their bitch with tons of saline to make them to look like "Barbie dolls."

She rattled by this. She practically knew about him being in the life. 

Bryon Noem Is Into 'Bimbofication'

The Daily Mail said they "reviewed hundreds of messages" between Bryon, 56, and three women, whose "huge, huge ridiculous b----" he complimented and claimed to covet.

In photos obtained by the outlet, the insurance agent — who shares three adult children with 54-year-old Kristi — can be seen wearing hot pants and tight tops stuffed with what appear to be balloons.

Bryon made no effort to conceal his face in the images and is shown in some puckering up for the camera.

'I Deny the Second Part'

Daily Mail reported that Bryon didn't deny messaging s-- workers and sharing photos of himself dressed as a woman while the DHS Secretary was leading an aggressive, high-profile ICE deportation campaign.

However, when it was implied that he discussed his wife with the adult performers, which could potentially lead to Kristi being blackmailed, Bryon responded, "Yeah, I made no comments like that, that would lead to that. I deny the second part of that."

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Kristi Noem Once Said Her Family Was 'an Open Book'

Kristi and Bryon met in high school and wed in 1992. They are parents to two daughters, Kassidy, 31, and Kennedy, 29, and a son, Booker, 23.

In a 2022 interview, the former governor of South Dakota described herself and her family as "an open book," claiming they're very "transparent."

Ironically, before Bryon's secret life made headlines, Kristi was facing ongoing public scrutiny over her alleged affair with Donald Trump senior advisor Corey Lewandowski.

When Byron ain't around Corey can come by.

Rumors About Kristi Noem's Affair Have Been Swirling for Years

Reports of a romantic relationship between the pair first emerged in September 2021.

As OK! previously reported, Corey, 52, was allegedly fired from his role as a special government employee on March 25 after being photographed with Kristi during a trip to South America.

The political advisor's axing followed the president's shocking move to replace "ICE Barbie" with Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-OK) as DHS Secretary.