Jeanine Pirro's Days Are Numbered!

Jeanine Pirro appeared loose.

Rupert "Pervert" Murdoch's Fox News Channel is a conservative cable television news network. It's often cited as a propaganda for the Republican Party and especially Donald J. Trump. The network's talent includes: Sucker Tucker (Tucker Carlson), Sean "Softball" Hannity, Laura Ingrown (Laura Ingraham), Neil Cavuto, Bill Hammered (Bill Hemmer), Bret Baier, Martha MacCallum, Shannon Bream, The Dorks of Five (Dana Perino, Greg Nutfeld (Greg Gutfeld), Uncle Juan (Juan Williams), Sloppy Watters (Jesse Watters)), Fox & Friends (Steve Dorky (Steve Doocy), Brian Dirtshit (Brian Kilmeade), Pete Dirty Hands (Pete Hegseth), Ainsley Goof-Off (Ainsley Earhardt), Jedbedumbass Bila (Jedediah Bila)) and Ratface Levin (Mark Levin).

And of course, who couldn't forget Justice Jeanine. Jeanine Drunkass, herself.

The progressives are mocking her for appearing on her weekend program apparently hammered.

Jeanine Pirro is the weekend version of Sean "Softball" Hannity. She promotes the same bullshit stories about Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden. She shows the unwavering praise of Trump despite his failure to act when the coronavirus made it to the United States.

She along with many others promoted the notion that the coronavirus isn't a threat to the country.

The top brass had to put the hammer on the bullshit peddling. The bullshit peddling costed Trish Regan and possibly Lisa "Kennedy" Montgomery their jobs.

It seems like Fox News was affected by this.

Listen closely pic.twitter.com/4aD8AVczjD

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) March 29, 2020

It’s like every time they come back from commercial, she appears more intoxicated pic.twitter.com/VOVPfJx4yl

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) March 29, 2020

Beyond parody. You can actually see Jeanine Pirro putting down her drink at the top of her show tonight...which was delayed due to “technical difficulties”. pic.twitter.com/5hOC11BFtM

— ElElegante101 (@skolanach) March 29, 2020

Drunkass appeared at her home to do a live taping of her show. What got the attention was the so-called "technical difficulties" during her first segment.

Then it carried on throughout the program.

"We apologize for the technical difficulties," Pirro said when she finally appeared about a quarter into the one-hour broadcast after anchor Jackie Ibanez covered for her initial absence.

Pirro's speaking was notably loose throughout the broadcast. "Just the other … day the president talked, or was hoping, about the possibility of reopening everything on Easter Sunday, uh, in a way where we could kind of come out of this quarantine, as loose as it may be, that we're involved in," Pirro said at one point.

"Jeanine Pirro was broadcasting from her home for the first time when she encountered several technical difficulties which impacted the quality of her show, including the loss of a teleprompter," a Fox News spokesperson said in a statement on Sunday. "As we have previously said, we are operating with a reduced staff working remotely to ensure the health and safety of our employees in these unprecedented times."

The insider also said Pirro did her own hair and makeup for Saturday's show, noting that even in-studio talent is working with reduced hair and makeup staff as a result of pandemic protocols.

A good portion of the Twitterverse quickly had a field day with the episode of "Justice With Judge Jeanine," with several noting similarities to Cecily Strong’s impression of a liquor-toting, drink-spilling Pirro on “Saturday Night Live.”