You Can't Touch This!

The bash Democrats and culture war conference which is called CPAC is held. Its leader Matt Schlapp faces sexual abuse allegations.

CNUTS 2023.

CPAC is hosting their event and straw poll.

BE WARNED TALK OF SEXUAL ABUSE IS DISCUSSED!

The American Conservative Union is hosting the Conservative Political Action Conference is back in Washington, DC after being in Orlando and Dallas. The annual convention is now marred with controversy. Its president and CEO is under fire for an alleged sexual assualt and it has made some Republicans nervous about showing up.

Matt Schlapp is accused of groping a man on his penis and allegedly asking for sex. He was drunk when he open handedly unzipped the accuser's pants and tried to fondle him. 

Schlapp tried to downplay the accusations by claiming the accuser is a liberal hack. 

The accuser worked on behalf of the washed up celebrity Herschel Walker and his failed 2022 bid for Georgia senate.

Some lawmakers appear to distance themselves from CPAC. Others are going.

Washed Up 45 is an alleged sexual predator. It's no surprise he will appear. He wants to male sure he takes the bulk of Republican support if there's a race with multiple candidates.

The usual suspects are the ones who rarely appear in their districts. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO), Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH), Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL), Rep. Ronny Jackson (R-TX), Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH) and Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) are notable. They are the least effective members of the House and Senate, respectively. The members are conspiracy theorists and worthless politicians.

Then of course, Rep. James Comer (R-KY), Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-NY), Rep. Byron Donalds (R-FL) and Sen. Rick Scott (R-FL). They are do-something but flip when pressure comes to them. They dabble in conspiracy theories like the least effective members. Rep. Wes Hunt (R-TX) will join Donalds in being the two Black Republicans elected to the House to speak.

The rest are noise makers. Tulsi Gabbard, Kash Patel, Nikki Haley, Maj Toure and Jack Brewer will be the sell outs for handouts. 

Chaya Raichik, Mark Levin, Todd Sterns, Bill Walton, Jack Posobiec, Tom Fitton and Brent Bozell will sharing their white extremist platforms.

The rest will be a hodge podge of noisy lawmakers and white extremists parading on culture wars and name calling. Attacking President Joe Biden and Democrats while claiming their more patriotic than others.

Noise noise noise!

Notably absent is Florida governor Ron DeSantis. He will be skipping CPAC. Also Sen. Tim Scott (R-SC) is not attending. Even former vice president Mike Pence will not be there. Far right agitator Candace Owens will not attend as well. Same goes Tucker Carlson, Softball Hannity, Charlie Kirk, Scott Presler and Silk (of Diamond & Silk).

The abandonment of CPAC, which runs from Wednesday through Saturday, comes as its chairman, Schlapp, defends himself against a lawsuit alleging that he fondled a male aide to then-Senate candidate Herschel Walker in Georgia in October, without the aide's consent.

In a filing in a Virginia court this month, Schlapp's lawyers wrote that he denies having committed sexual battery.

Schlapp's wife Mercedes was briefly a communications director for Washed Up 45. They both were regulars on CNN and Fox. They have not been on either network since the allegations surfaced.