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Tuesday, May 03, 2022

Dummy Vance Is The Republican Nominee!

When your enemies are your friends.

The Hillbilly Elegy won after Washed Up 45 endorsed him. He beat out three contenders who were more conservative than he was. On top of that, he also beat the one candidate who could have beaten Rep. Tim Ryan (D-OH), the nominee on the Democratic side.

Dummy Vance is an elitist. He is a venture capitalist and former marine. He lives in New York but moved back to Ohio and registered a P.O. Box as his residency. He is a former never Washed Up 45er who became a staunch supporter at convince. 

Even the former president flubbed his name. Called him J.D. Mandel. 

Now the challenge ahead for both candidates.

Will Tim Ryan have the resources to beat Vance?

Will Vance unite the Republicans. Because he left an ugly taste in the mouths of his most hardest challengers, Karen Mandel and Karen Gibbons. The two were respectfully endorsed by Sen. Karen Cruz (R-TX) for Mandel and Sen. Karen Paul (R-KY) for Gibbons. 

Karen Timken was endorsed by outgoing Sen. Karen Portman (R-OH). 

Karen Nolan, an Ohio state senator was hoping to be the rational conservative would be the better choice but alas, we got this guy. The venture capitalist who believes his destined to win.

The fight for democracy begins today. We need to make sure we get Tim Ryan, Conor Lamb, Raphael Warnock, Mandela Barnes, Cheri Beasley, Val Demings, Mark Kelly, Even McMullin and Democrats across the finish line. We need to show Republicans we're not going to allow them to win on culture wars and obstruction. 

We here for the win. Trust us. It's on now.

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