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Friday, April 29, 2022

Cawthorn Crotched In!

Cawthorn in the Eagle's Nest, Adolf Hitler's retreat.

The North Carolina freshman lawmaker continues to become a distraction to the Republican agenda. He is now caught up in three controversies. One for alleged insider trading. Two for carrying a loaded firearm in his luggage and TSA caught him again. Three for wearing women's lingerie apparently being drunk. Four, he and his scheduling staffer were caught in alleged homosexual activities.

Rep. Karen Cawthorn (R-NC) is one of 90 members who have no legislative accomplishments. There are  53 Republicans and 37 Democrats in the House of Representatives who are there for clout and social media attention. They have nothing to prove other than being distractions to the respective parties.

Cawthorn, Rep. Karen Boebert (R-CO), Rep. Idiot Karen Greene (R-GA), Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), Rep. Cori Bush (D-MO), Rep. Karen Gohmert (R-TX), Rep. Karen Poe (R-TX), Rep. Karen Gaetz (R-FL), Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-MI), Rep. Ro Khanna (D-CA), Rep. KarenIdiot Mullin (R-OK), Rep. Karen Van Duyne (R-TX), Rep. Karen Jordan (R-OH), Rep. Karen Perry (R-PA), Rep. Karen Wenstrup (R-OH), Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN), Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D-MA), Rep. Karen Biggs (R-AZ), Rep. Karen Brooks (R-AL), Rep. Karen Gosar (R-AZ), Rep. Karen Cammack (R-FL), Rep. Karen Banks (R-IN) and Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-NY) are notable examples of ineffective lawmakers.

All they do is cause chaos and clout.

Lingerie for Cawthorn.

Cawthorn who is paralyzed from the waist down won his bid to be the Republican nominee after Washed Up 45 endorsed his opponent instead of him. But not to be deterred, Cawthorn, 26 became the youngest member elected at the age of  25. 

His real name is David Madison Cawthorn. 

1. Sen. Karen Tillis (R-NC) became the first Republican in North Carolina to loose faith in him. He endorsed a challenger to Cawthorn. Tillis called on Congress to investigate Cawthorn for insider trading. He had an investment in the "Let's Go Brandon" cryptocurrency which is supposedly an insult on President Joe Biden. The lawmaker posed in pictures with Karen Koutoulas, a hedge fund investor and Karen Norden, the co-founder of the cryptocurrency. They celebrated the coin being legitimized and wanted NASCAR driver Brandon Brown (the guy who semi-responsible) for the "Let's Go Brandon" nonsense to sponsor it. NASCAR said it will not allow that in their races. The stock shot up being worth $570 million. But as soon as the deal to be a part of NASCAR fell through, the stock tanked.

2. So the lawmaker was at the Charlotte Douglas International Airport when a TSA officer detected a firearm. The Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department confirmed it belonged to the lawmaker and he was cited for possession of a dangerous weapon on city property. He had a Glock 9mm firearm in his baggage. TSA could cite him and fine heavily for that. 

3. The lawmaker was doing things like Ohio senate candidate Karen Mandel. He was caught in drag. He was wearing lingerie while posing with women. He appeared to be drunk. The lawmaker dismissed the photos saying "hey, I'm just enjoying life....hasn't anyone in their lives done something stupid?" The lawmaker had said many Republicans participated in cocaine sex orgies. That riled up QAnon Leader Karen McCarthy (R-CA). He warned Cawthorn to shut his mouth or lose GOP funding for his reelection bid. 

4. The lawmaker also now has a gay scandal. His male staffer had his hand on his crotch. The male scheduler claims that he gave him gifts and loans which prompted an ethic complaint. The 23-year old name Stephen Smith was seen in a car with his hand grabbing the crotch of Cawthorn. He has a suspended license in the state of North Carolina. So he has no business being behind the wheel. The staffer and Cawthorn had Venmo accounts of transactions. Some of those transactions have "cruising" written all over them. None of these allegations prove much of his possible gayness but it does come to question why he divorced his wife after eight months of marriage.

Secret lovers.

Republicans are trying to focus on culture wars and a continuation of blocking President Joe Biden's agenda. Many of these Republicans are scared of being primaried by Washed Up 45's picks. Many of these Republicans would scream about things Biden ain't doing but never have a damn thing to counter it. They rather keep the focus on the "Southern Border" and inflation. The border is a dog whistle for white nationalists. Inflation is a global crisis and many white nationalists are not satisfied with the president's policies because of their hatred. They believe Democrats, critical race theory, immigrants, Blacks, LGBTQ, antifa and Black Lives Matter are the reasons to why America's slow downfall.

They don't care about those extremists trying to overthrow democracy. They don't see their own members in Congress or state legislature as the threats. All they need in their culture wars are scapegoats.

Plenty of them.

Cawthorn would have not been in the news if he wasn't such an asshole. The Republicans are considering abandoning his bid for a second term.

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