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Tuesday, May 11, 2021

Jimmy Kimmel Does Not Play Softball!

The feud with late night comedian Jimmy Kimmel continues.

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Comedian Jimmy Kimmel has a list of folks he will never invite on the Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Of course his "nemesis" Matt Damon is often "banned" on the show. 

The comedian has also banned others. He has forbidden Jay Leno, Washed Up 45, James Woods, Chuck Woolery, Candace Owens and the most annoying far right agitator in the world from ever being on his show. 

Who is that annoying agitator? 

You guessed it... Sean "Softball" Hannity.

The annoying agitator (and resident white nationalist) has been engaged in feud with Kimmel for years. 

And it usually ends with Kimmel often just backing away from it because it's a waste of his time and he knows that the softball is going to be in the news for some dumb reason. He doesn't want to deal with ass clowns and hacks.

Softball Hannity is the ass clown prince, king and emperor of hackery.

The white nationalist did his trademark "softball" interview with former athlete turned reality television agitator Caitlyn Jenner. The softball and Jenner discuss the recall election of Democratic governor Gavin Newsom.

Jenner is hoping to run for governor as a Republican and is going against all the principles that her family the Kardashians stand for. Matter of fact, Jenner is a hypocrite. 

Jenner was then Bruce. He is a five time Olympian and spokesman. After years of marriage to Kris, he divorced her and officially came out as transgender. 

Now as Caitlyn, she is openly bisexual and has dated women and men. Jenner's run will also mark another entertainer running for government. The last governors who were actors were Ronald Reagan and Arnold Schwarzenegger. 

The softball accused Kimmel of "spewing more hatred and more rage" with his criticism of the Jenner interview.

In that interview, Jenner made a controversial comment about homeless people. Kimmel fired back, asking: "Is it transphobic to call a trans person an ignorant a-hole?"

Jimmy and Guillermo.

Softball clutches the pearls and starts going into his rant.

"Jimmy, what is with all the anger and all the cheap shots?" the softball asked on his prime time show. "Don't you have anything better to do? Maybe actually trying to be funny or boost your dismal ratings because we’re absolutely crushing you by like 70% in total viewers."

"Jimmy, here's my advice, don't talk about my show anymore," the softball added, showing old controversial segments from the comedian for which he subsequently apologized.

The softball went on to call out Kimmel for bits he did on Comedy Central's The Man Show in the early 2000s, a show that was co-hosted by frequent Fox News guest Adam Corolla.

"Let's remind people, take a trip down memory lane," the softball said. "You wanna talk about ignorant assholes? This is you dressed as Karl Malone. And check this out. This is you, an ignorant asshole, when you had a cucumber in your pants during The Man Show. Maybe your bosses at Disney can talk you out of your bad behavior."

"You talk about my show, I'll hit you back 50 times harder," the softball added. "Ball's in your court."

The softball is a conspiracy theorist, political agitator and annoying piece of shit.

Kimmel said that Softball Hannity is the ringmaster of the whole ass circus.

Kimmel hasn't spoken on the matter, but expect he will address the softball. The last time the two came to blows is when the hypocrite was attacking Kimmel for mocking former first lady Melania Trump. 

The softball relentlessly attacks former first ladies Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton. He took pride in making up bullshit about Clinton. 

He is not a doctor but was obsessing over Clinton's health. Now he's obsessing over President Joe Biden's health.

He claims he is not a journalist but is doing "investigative journalism" and promoting conspiracy theories with shady ass figures.

He and Washed Up 45 shared Michael Cohen, Rudy Giuliani, Victoria Toensing and Jay Sekulow.

Sean "Softball" Hannity is a pile of word vomit. Every August, I will devote a portion of my life to discuss this annoyance and the impact he has on the country. He is no conservative. He is no hero nor a patriot.

He is a pandering nobody who makes millions off of division and partisan gridlock.

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