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Thursday, March 25, 2021

Showtime At The White House!

President Joe Biden has his first press conference.

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The president does his first press conference. The culture warriors are complaining about President Joe Biden not holding an unscripted press conference. 

Do people even care if the president holds a press conference?

I believe that the far-right is obsessed with trivial things. It's not like we had a president who was unprepared to address the nation in the wake of a crisis. I mean didn't the last one told us to inject bleach to stop the coronavirus?

So today's press conference will be Biden's first.

After 65 days and lots of whining from the likes of Sean "Softball" Hannity and the ilk of Fox News, Biden will address the issues of in the country.

Biden will tout his American Rescue Plan. He will address the massive COVID-19 relief package being passed by Congress. He will talk about Americans getting vaccinated and wearing masks. He will address the need to establish another pandemic response team to prepare for new variants.

Biden will address the comment about Russia. He called the federation leader Vladimir Putin a killer and vows to investigate the bounties on the American troops, the meddling in the election and the SolarWinds hacking of our federal servers. He will also be getting a stupid question about Putin's challenge for a debate.

Biden will address China and the trade deals. The president had an envoy go to Alaska to meet with the Chinese delegation. The United States have also vowed to keep the Washed Up 45 sanctions on China for stealing data based on the coronavirus vaccines. 

Biden will address North Korea. After the reclusive country tested ballistic missiles and continues to produce nuclear reactors, the president will try to seize on it. 

Biden will address the unemployment crisis. The president will continue to push for legislation to starve off evictions and business closures due to the coronavirus.

Biden will address the failure at bipartisanship. The Republicans continue to refuse to work with Democrats on gun reform, immigration reform, voter reform and changing the filibuster in the Senate.

Two mass shootings have sparked intense discussion about gun reform. The Republicans and far-right will continue to attack the notion to do something about it. Biden will likely say he'll do executive action to curb gun violence.

Biden will address the Republicans and the far-right conspiracies about his health.

Wildcard questions would be something about that shyster Tara Reade. Or something about the Green New Deal. Something about his dogs, Major and Champ. 

Will they ask a question about Dr. Jill Biden's continued role as a teacher and the First Lady of the United States? 

Will they ask a question about Washed Up 45's criticisms and hints of running for president again? 

Will they ask a question about states pushing for bans on transgender children playing sports according to their identified gender?

He will also address the roles he has for Vice President Kamala Harris. The vice president will be appointed to handle the migrant crisis.

Biden will be tested with the press. The president said that he wants to be held accountable for his actions. The president will stutter. He has a known stuttering issue and of course, the far-right will try to play keyboard doctor and keyboard prosecutor. So don't be surprised that Biden's press conference will be dissected by the agitators.

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