Trump Forgot Melania And Barron Existed!

Trump said he'll get Melania a card for Christmas.

With impeachment on his mind, Donald J. Trump may have forgotten that he still has to celebrate Christmas with his five children and wife Melania. Mind you, that Trump wants Americans to say "Merry Christmas" again.

Thanks to the years of watching Fox News and the "Great War on Christmas," the far-white has been agitated over folks saying Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas.

This is a phony controversy sparked by agitators like Tucker Carlson, Bill O'Reilly, Todd Starnes, Sean "Softball" Hannity and Laura Ingraham.

It seems like Trump was too busy watching his friends on television than buying a gift for his wife and youngest son.

In a video call to the troops serving overseas, the idiot said he hasn't gotten a gift for Melania and Barron just yet.

"Oh that's a tough question," Trump said when an intelligence analyst asked what he got his wife for Christmas.

Forgotten son.

"I got her a beautiful card that -- actually I had a number of them picked and I picked the nicest one."

Trump added, "And I think I'll answer that by saying, I'm still working on the Christmas present. Is that OK?"

There are reports that Trump and Melania do not sleep in the same bed. He said that he got a lot of love for her this Christmas.

"We love our family and we love each other and we've had a great relationship like you do hopefully with your spouses, we've had a great relationship," Trump said to the troops at his Mar-a-Largo estate.

One solider asked Trump about his favorite movie. As expected, Trump would insert his ego into the conservation. The movie "Home Alone 2: Lost In New York was a mass hit. The Macaulay Culkin movie had a cameo from Trump.

Calling the troops from Mar-a-Largo, Trump reminds them that he was in a few holiday movies.

"Well I'm in Home Alone 2," Trump said of the movie. Laughter was met with the troops.

Trump is preparing himself for 2020. He is looking to court voters in 2020 and hopefully retain the states he won in 2016. He will also face a Senate trial and also threats from abroad.

He has to face North Korea. The leader Kim Jong-Un warned Trump that the United States will no longer be able to mend the tension. The Korean leader and his military are working on a ballistic missile that could be capable of reaching U.S. detection.

Trump continues to say that his relationship with the Supreme Leader of DPRK is tense.

Many laud Trump for being willing to cave to Kim at the expense of allies like Japan and South Korea.