Trump Is Trying To Save A$AP Rocky!

A$AP Rocky found himself in a fucking problem. The rapper is held in Sweden on assault charges.

Reality television the agitator Kim Kardashian-West with her husband rap producer and pain in the ass Kanye West asked Donald J. Trump to ease an international crisis. American rapper A$AP Rocky is in a Swedish lockup up after he was caught on video serving an aggressive fan a knuckle style chili.

Rocky (born Rakim Mayers) is a New York based entertainer who is a member of a rap collective called A$AP Mob. The rapper being held without bond and is facing possible time in the iron college.

The rapper was in Sweden doing a concert. As an entertainer, he doesn't often carry heavy security because he feels he can connect with his fans. Well one fan was annoying the hell out of him.

In early July, he was arrested for aggravated assault, then for assault in Stockholm after he and his entourage were involved in a brawl on June 30. The alleged victim was beaten, kicked and cut with broken bottles when he get a helping of American knuckle style chili.

The rapper decided to be an idiot by posting his servings to social media. In the first, he and his team tell two white men to stop following them. While one complains about his headphones, the rapper's bodyguard was hit by the electronic.

The two men were accused of harassing Rocky and allegedly groping a woman.

The victim, the rapper and bodyguard were taken to the hospital and treated for their injuries.

Rocky's bodyguard also filed a complaint saying that he was initially suspected of harassment and minor assault or possibly attempted assault.

The investigation has gotten Rocky in trouble. He was sent to the Kronobergshaktet federal time out.

Kim Kardashian West, Melania Trump, Ivanka Trump, Kanye West and Jared Kushner asked the imbecile to intervene.

He was stripped of his money, his passport, his electronics and placed in the facility until trial. He was forced to put his tour on hiatus. The rapper claimed that he acted in self-defense after the fan grabbed him by the neck. The bodyguard pushed the fan and then the fan lunged at Rocky.

He was visited by personnel from the U.S. embassy shortly after his arrest. Several entertainers have called for a boycott of Sweden due to the incident. The rumors were the rapper was being held in inhumane conditions. The rapper and his lawyers dismissed the claim. The family asked Rev. Al Sharpton for help in getting him out.

Kanye West and wife Kim Kardashian West have asked Trump to intervene. While at a presser with Mike Pence, Melania Trump and young students, Trump said that he will try to contact Prime Minister Stefan Lofven to ask for a "get out free card."

If he could take back what he did.

In Sweden, you are not granted bail.

The Swedish government doesn't interfere in court hearings.

A$AP Rocky is innocent until proven guilty. If convicted, he could get up to 10 years in a Swedish iron college. He will be formally banned and removed from the country. The rapper will lose revenue from his tour and have to rearrange alternatives once sent back to the United States.

Mind you that Americans are quite dumb when it comes to customs in other countries.

Trump shakes hands with Kanye West. West asked his good buddy to do something.

Kardashian-West also had a moment as well. While in Paris, French robbers stormed her hotel room and held her at gunpoint. They tied her up and took her possessions. She often bragged about her luxury online. She was shaken by the incident and took hiatus from social media. The robbers were caught. Her longtime bodyguard was fired out the cannon.

Think about the American man who travel to North Sentinel Island. That island is an autonomous Indian territory that has at least 230 inhabitants on it. The inhabitants are still considered primitive.

They killed the man and immediately buried his body. The Indian government will not retrieve the body because the inhabitants are protected and endangered to disease.

The rapper may have to consider hiring more security.