Please Inform Me When They Ain't Doing Something Stupid! [NSFW]

Only in America.

Another "You Can't Fix Stupid" story for you.

Again, why would you want to risk your reputation, your job, your freedom and your life for a moment of social media fame?

It's amazing that our country is fixated on "likes." I was like them. I wanted to be a famous celebrity through social media. Not anymore. I rather just stay out of the limelight and keep a low profile.

People of color being caught doing "stupid" shit often are targets of far-white propaganda. Again, folks like Colin Flaherty and those losers who runs those racist websites are looking for ways to recruit.

This moron named Lenise Martin III is being held in a Louisiana lockup after the Assumption Parish boys caught him doing the "Ice Cream Challenge."

Here's his profile.



This asshole opened up an ice cream tub and proceeded to lick it before he closed it and threw it back into the freezer.

The 35-year old man.....grown ass man to be exact posted himself doing the disgusting act. He would later be laughing and sharing that stuff on social media. He was soon identified by the law and quickly apprehended. He was even smiling in his mugshot.

The video is another example of how far people will go to get notoriety and fame.

I got the receipt when I did it.

He was in a Belle Rose convenience store when he committed the act. He said he paid for the product but the police didn't tolerate the act regardless.

He will immediately be charged with shoplifting, destruction of property, theft by deception, tampering with a consumer product, vandalism and trespassing. These charges could put him in the iron college for up to five years in Louisiana. He will have to pay for the damages. The store had to probably destroy all the ice cream because they couldn't find the tub. He will likely be banned from shopping at the store. He will have to take a food safety class, be banned from using social media, have a sexually transmitted disease test, have to write a formal apology to the companies and law enforcement and be given in-house if available.

The suspect is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.