A Parade In His Honor!

Trump wants a parade with tanks.

If five sources says it's true, then it's not true says Donald J. Trump.

He will deny it and say it ain't true: it's fake news.

The junk food media is talking about the inept leader considering using the military for a "balls" parade.

The event could take place in November. Senior officials close to the inept leader were given the directive to start planning an event.

The Pentagon got word that Trump wants a huge military style parade just like the French. He shown jealousy of Emmanuel Macron getting his own parade.

"The president wants to do something that highlights the service and sacrifice of the military and have a unifying moment for the country," an official quoted by the Washington Post said.

"President Trump is incredibly supportive of America’s great service members who risk their lives every day to keep our country safe. He has asked the Department of Defense to explore a celebration at which all Americans can show their appreciation," White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said Tuesday.

Trump ordered top generals to start planning a parade. Wow, what kind of country are we living in?